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    Turkeyism: such mean things about the communists!
 I forgot that the whole cold war was all the United State's fault. If only we didn't say
 If only we hadn't made so many nuclear weapons the Soviets wouldn't had either! Oh, why was the United States the only
 western nation to develop it's own nuclear weapons (Besides France, The United Kingdom, and Israel)! Why, oh why didn't we see
 the folly when no other nation offered to help us base them around the Soviet Union (besides Germany, Italy, Belgium, Canada, and
 Turkey). What fools we were
 Can no one look back to remember what it was like
 young people have any idea what the world was
 annihilation? Do you really think the United States
 brinkmanship?
 before the fall of the Soviet Union? Do
 AK like under the threat of imminent
 was the sole cause of that
 The Soviets weren't little cuddly bears who just wanted to share their food. They dominated a huge chuck of the world and turned
 every square inch of into a cesspool. They would have happily done the same to the rest of the world. Yes, they really were that bad
 The only thing that kept that in check was the United States matching them at every move. Without the military, scientific, and
 political expenditure of the United States they would have burned the world to the ground.
This image always comes to mind when I hear about Americans wanting to appease a less than friendly foreign power.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Turkeyism: such mean things about the communists!
 I forgot that the whole cold war was all the United State's fault. If only we didn't say
 If only we hadn't made so many nuclear weapons the Soviets wouldn't had either! Oh, why was the United States the only
 western nation to develop it's own nuclear weapons (Besides France, The United Kingdom, and Israel)! Why, oh why didn't we see
 the folly when no other nation offered to help us base them around the Soviet Union (besides Germany, Italy, Belgium, Canada, and
 Turkey). What fools we were
 Can no one look back to remember what it was like
 young people have any idea what the world was
 annihilation? Do you really think the United States
 brinkmanship?
 before the fall of the Soviet Union? Do
 AK like under the threat of imminent
 was the sole cause of that
 The Soviets weren't little cuddly bears who just wanted to share their food. They dominated a huge chuck of the world and turned
 every square inch of into a cesspool. They would have happily done the same to the rest of the world. Yes, they really were that bad
 The only thing that kept that in check was the United States matching them at every move. Without the military, scientific, and
 political expenditure of the United States they would have burned the world to the ground.
This image always comes to mind when I hear about Americans wanting to appease a less than friendly foreign power.
                
            

            
            
This image always comes to mind when I hear about Americans wanting to appease a less than friendly foreign power.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Turkeyism: Explaining how
 vaginas work.
 Filling my briefcase
 with business stuff
 Kissing grandma
 on the forehead
 and turning off
 her life support.
 Jews, gypsies
 and homosexuals
 Eating a hard
 boiled egg out
 of my husband's
 asshole.
 Fucking my sister.
 0
 Not vaccinating my
 children because
 I am stupid.
 daily.
 Flightless birds.
 10,000 Syrian
 refugees.
 Memes.
 Facebook.
 Emerging from the
 sea and rampaging
 through Tokyo.
 NBA superstar
 LeBron James.
 Murder.
 Mike Pence.
 Fragile masculinity.
 Muhammad
 Peace Be
 Lena Dunham.
 Girls.
 Huffing spray paint
 Getting drugs
 off the street and
 into my body
 Listening to
 her problems
 without trying
 to solve them
 Hobos
 How far I can
 get my own penis
 Going an entire
 day without
 More elephant
 cock than
 I bargained for.
 Little boy penises
 masturbating.
 Looking in the
 mirror, applying
 lipstick, and
 whispering
 "tonight, you will
 have sex with
 Tom Cruise."
 Huge biceps.
 My bright pink
 fuckhole.
 How amazing
 it is to be on
 mushrooms
 cummed on.
 My collection of
 German Chancellor
 Angela Merkel.
 Japanese sex toys.
 Meth.
 PTSD.
 Gay conversion
 therapy
 daughter fucked up
 her dance recital.
 Men discussing
 their feelings in
 an emotionally
 healthy way
 Only dating
 Asian women
 Having sex for the
 Getting fingered
 One titty
 hanging out.
 Hillary Clinton's
 emails.
 My neck, my back,
 my pussy, and
 my crack.
 Fake tits.
 ra
 Fox News
 Illegal immigrants.
 My ugly face and
 bad personality
 My fat daughter.
 Itchy pussy
 Forced sterilization
 Wondering if
 it's possible to
 get some of that
 salsa to go
 My Uber driver,
 Judging everyone.
 Fucking the
 weatherman on
 live television.
 My good bra.
 J.D. Power and
 his associates
 My cheating
 son-of-a-bitch
 husband.
 Wizard music
 Fellowship
 in Christ.
 Executing a
 hostage every hour.
 Women of color.
 Mansplaining.
 Kourtney, Kim,
 Khloe, Kendall,
 Worshipping
 that pussy
 My abusive
 boyfriend who
 really isn't so
 bad once you
 get to know hinm
 Vladimir Putin
 Vomiting seafood
 and bleeding
 Many bats.

 A three-way
 with my wife and
 Shaquille O'Neal.
 An older woman
 who knows
 her way around
 the penis.
 strong gorilla.
 Sitting on my
 face and telling
 me I'm garbage.
 Chemical weapons.
 A whole thing
 of butter
 bowl of
 mayonnaise and
 human teeth.
 Seven dead
 and three in
 critical condition.
 Covering myself
 with Parmesan
 cheese and chili
 flakes because
 I am pizza.
 A salad for men
 that's made
 of metal.
 won't shut the
 fuck up about
 dinosaurs.
 A horde of Vikings.
 A bird that shits
 human turds.
 Soft, kissy
 missionary sex.
 Being able to talk
 to elephants.
 person in a
 hundred miles.
 An unwanted
 Bubble butt
 bottom boys.
 pregnancy.
 Some guy.
 Shapeshifters
 The magic of
 live theatre.
 Sex with animals
 A tiny, gay guitar
 called a ukulele.
 Seeing what
 happens when
 you lock people
 in a room with
 hungry seagulls.
 Being a woman.
 of almonds
 This month's
 mass shooting
 The past.
 Blowing my
 boyfriend so
 innocent civilians.
 Diversity.
 The Red Hot
 Chili Peppers
 The arrival of
 the pizza
 Dwayne "The Rock"
 Johnson
 Steve Bannon.
 penises into
 a Twizzler.
 The Russians.
 The Bachelorette
 season finale.
 Shaking a baby
 until it stops crying.
 Bisexuality
 The wifi password.
 The bombing
 of Nagasaki
 Donald J.
 J. Trump
 Some of the
 best rappers in
 the game
 Bananas.
 An old guy who's
 almost dead.
 Dead birds
 everywhere
 A crucifixion
 Telling a shitty
 story that goes
 nowhere.
 Announcing that
 A fart so powerful
 that it wakes the
 giants from their
 thousand-year
 Some punk kid
 who stole my
 turkey sandwich.
 I am about to cum
 A Mexican.
 Tearing that ass
 up like wrapping
 paper on Christmas
 morning.
 All the dudes
 I've fucked.
 An octopus giving
 seven handjobs
 and smoking a
 cigarette.
 Seeing my
 father cry
 Academy
 Award winner
 A gossamer stream
 of jizz that catches
 the light as it
 arcs through the
 morning air.
 Spaghetti? Again?
 Accepting the way
 things are.
 Throwing grapes at
 a man until he loses
 touch with reality
 Sideboob
 Shutting up
 so I can watch
 the game.
 These hoes.
 Casually
 suggesting a
 threesome
 Committing
 suicide.
 Ruth Bader
 Ginsburg brutally
 gaveling your penis.
 Prescription
 pain killers.
All the new white cards from 2.0 (hopefully)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Turkeyism: Explaining how
 vaginas work.
 Filling my briefcase
 with business stuff
 Kissing grandma
 on the forehead
 and turning off
 her life support.
 Jews, gypsies
 and homosexuals
 Eating a hard
 boiled egg out
 of my husband's
 asshole.
 Fucking my sister.
 0
 Not vaccinating my
 children because
 I am stupid.
 daily.
 Flightless birds.
 10,000 Syrian
 refugees.
 Memes.
 Facebook.
 Emerging from the
 sea and rampaging
 through Tokyo.
 NBA superstar
 LeBron James.
 Murder.
 Mike Pence.
 Fragile masculinity.
 Muhammad
 Peace Be
 Lena Dunham.
 Girls.
 Huffing spray paint
 Getting drugs
 off the street and
 into my body
 Listening to
 her problems
 without trying
 to solve them
 Hobos
 How far I can
 get my own penis
 Going an entire
 day without
 More elephant
 cock than
 I bargained for.
 Little boy penises
 masturbating.
 Looking in the
 mirror, applying
 lipstick, and
 whispering
 "tonight, you will
 have sex with
 Tom Cruise."
 Huge biceps.
 My bright pink
 fuckhole.
 How amazing
 it is to be on
 mushrooms
 cummed on.
 My collection of
 German Chancellor
 Angela Merkel.
 Japanese sex toys.
 Meth.
 PTSD.
 Gay conversion
 therapy
 daughter fucked up
 her dance recital.
 Men discussing
 their feelings in
 an emotionally
 healthy way
 Only dating
 Asian women
 Having sex for the
 Getting fingered
 One titty
 hanging out.
 Hillary Clinton's
 emails.
 My neck, my back,
 my pussy, and
 my crack.
 Fake tits.
 ra
 Fox News
 Illegal immigrants.
 My ugly face and
 bad personality
 My fat daughter.
 Itchy pussy
 Forced sterilization
 Wondering if
 it's possible to
 get some of that
 salsa to go
 My Uber driver,
 Judging everyone.
 Fucking the
 weatherman on
 live television.
 My good bra.
 J.D. Power and
 his associates
 My cheating
 son-of-a-bitch
 husband.
 Wizard music
 Fellowship
 in Christ.
 Executing a
 hostage every hour.
 Women of color.
 Mansplaining.
 Kourtney, Kim,
 Khloe, Kendall,
 Worshipping
 that pussy
 My abusive
 boyfriend who
 really isn't so
 bad once you
 get to know hinm
 Vladimir Putin
 Vomiting seafood
 and bleeding
 Many bats.

 A three-way
 with my wife and
 Shaquille O'Neal.
 An older woman
 who knows
 her way around
 the penis.
 strong gorilla.
 Sitting on my
 face and telling
 me I'm garbage.
 Chemical weapons.
 A whole thing
 of butter
 bowl of
 mayonnaise and
 human teeth.
 Seven dead
 and three in
 critical condition.
 Covering myself
 with Parmesan
 cheese and chili
 flakes because
 I am pizza.
 A salad for men
 that's made
 of metal.
 won't shut the
 fuck up about
 dinosaurs.
 A horde of Vikings.
 A bird that shits
 human turds.
 Soft, kissy
 missionary sex.
 Being able to talk
 to elephants.
 person in a
 hundred miles.
 An unwanted
 Bubble butt
 bottom boys.
 pregnancy.
 Some guy.
 Shapeshifters
 The magic of
 live theatre.
 Sex with animals
 A tiny, gay guitar
 called a ukulele.
 Seeing what
 happens when
 you lock people
 in a room with
 hungry seagulls.
 Being a woman.
 of almonds
 This month's
 mass shooting
 The past.
 Blowing my
 boyfriend so
 innocent civilians.
 Diversity.
 The Red Hot
 Chili Peppers
 The arrival of
 the pizza
 Dwayne "The Rock"
 Johnson
 Steve Bannon.
 penises into
 a Twizzler.
 The Russians.
 The Bachelorette
 season finale.
 Shaking a baby
 until it stops crying.
 Bisexuality
 The wifi password.
 The bombing
 of Nagasaki
 Donald J.
 J. Trump
 Some of the
 best rappers in
 the game
 Bananas.
 An old guy who's
 almost dead.
 Dead birds
 everywhere
 A crucifixion
 Telling a shitty
 story that goes
 nowhere.
 Announcing that
 A fart so powerful
 that it wakes the
 giants from their
 thousand-year
 Some punk kid
 who stole my
 turkey sandwich.
 I am about to cum
 A Mexican.
 Tearing that ass
 up like wrapping
 paper on Christmas
 morning.
 All the dudes
 I've fucked.
 An octopus giving
 seven handjobs
 and smoking a
 cigarette.
 Seeing my
 father cry
 Academy
 Award winner
 A gossamer stream
 of jizz that catches
 the light as it
 arcs through the
 morning air.
 Spaghetti? Again?
 Accepting the way
 things are.
 Throwing grapes at
 a man until he loses
 touch with reality
 Sideboob
 Shutting up
 so I can watch
 the game.
 These hoes.
 Casually
 suggesting a
 threesome
 Committing
 suicide.
 Ruth Bader
 Ginsburg brutally
 gaveling your penis.
 Prescription
 pain killers.
All the new white cards from 2.0 (hopefully)
                
            

            
            
All the new white cards from 2.0 (hopefully)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Turkeyism: TRUMP BLASTS "FAKE NEWS" WHILE THE
 GOVERNMENT PUNISHES THOSE REPORTING TRUTH
 -AL00
 UOURNALIST INTERROGATED, FIRED FOR STORY
 LINKING CIA AND SYRIA WEAPONS FLIGHTS
 imgflip.com
A months-long investigation which tracked and exposed a massive covert weapons shipment network to terror groups in Syria via diplomatic flights originating in the Caucuses and Eastern Europe under the watch of the CIA and other intelligence agencies has resulted in the interrogation and firing of the Bulgarian journalist who first broke the story. This comes as the original report is finally breaking into mainstream international coverage. Investigative reporter Dilyana Gaytandzhieva authored a bombshell report for Trud Newspaper, based in Sofia, Bulgaria, which found that an Azerbaijan state airline company was regularly transporting tons of weaponry to Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates (UAE), and Turkey under diplomatic cover as part of the CIA covert program to supply anti-Assad fighters in Syria. Those weapons, Gaytandzhieva found, ended up in the hands of ISIS and al-Qaeda terrorists in Iraq and Syria. While it's long been understood that the US-Gulf-NATO coalition arming rebels inside Syria facilitated the rapid rise of the Islamic State as the group had steady access to a "jihadi Wal-Mart" of weapons (in the words of one former spy and British diplomat), the Trud Newspaper report is the first to provide exhaustive documentation detailing the precise logistical chain of the weapons as they flowed from their country of origin to the battlefield in Syria and Iraq. Gaytandzhieva even traveled to Aleppo where she filmed and examined labeled weapons shipping containers held in underground jihadist storehouses. The Bulgaria-based journalist obtained and published dozens of secret internal memos which were leaked to her by an anonymous source as part of the report. The leaked documents appear to be internal communications between the Bulgarian government and Azerbaijan's Embassy in Sofia detailing flight plans for Silk Way Airlines, which was essentially operating an "off the books" weapons transport service (not subject to inspections or tax under diplomatic cover) for the US Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), Saudi Arabia, Israel, Germany, Denmark, and Sweden. Silk Way Airlines has been the subject of other recent investigations involving weapons suppli
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Turkeyism: TRUMP BLASTS "FAKE NEWS" WHILE THE
 GOVERNMENT PUNISHES THOSE REPORTING TRUTH
 -AL00
 UOURNALIST INTERROGATED, FIRED FOR STORY
 LINKING CIA AND SYRIA WEAPONS FLIGHTS
 imgflip.com
A months-long investigation which tracked and exposed a massive covert weapons shipment network to terror groups in Syria via diplomatic flights originating in the Caucuses and Eastern Europe under the watch of the CIA and other intelligence agencies has resulted in the interrogation and firing of the Bulgarian journalist who first broke the story. This comes as the original report is finally breaking into mainstream international coverage. Investigative reporter Dilyana Gaytandzhieva authored a bombshell report for Trud Newspaper, based in Sofia, Bulgaria, which found that an Azerbaijan state airline company was regularly transporting tons of weaponry to Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates (UAE), and Turkey under diplomatic cover as part of the CIA covert program to supply anti-Assad fighters in Syria. Those weapons, Gaytandzhieva found, ended up in the hands of ISIS and al-Qaeda terrorists in Iraq and Syria. While it's long been understood that the US-Gulf-NATO coalition arming rebels inside Syria facilitated the rapid rise of the Islamic State as the group had steady access to a "jihadi Wal-Mart" of weapons (in the words of one former spy and British diplomat), the Trud Newspaper report is the first to provide exhaustive documentation detailing the precise logistical chain of the weapons as they flowed from their country of origin to the battlefield in Syria and Iraq. Gaytandzhieva even traveled to Aleppo where she filmed and examined labeled weapons shipping containers held in underground jihadist storehouses. The Bulgaria-based journalist obtained and published dozens of secret internal memos which were leaked to her by an anonymous source as part of the report. The leaked documents appear to be internal communications between the Bulgarian government and Azerbaijan's Embassy in Sofia detailing flight plans for Silk Way Airlines, which was essentially operating an "off the books" weapons transport service (not subject to inspections or tax under diplomatic cover) for the US Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), Saudi Arabia, Israel, Germany, Denmark, and Sweden. Silk Way Airlines has been the subject of other recent investigations involving weapons suppli
                
            

            
            
A months-long investigation which tracked and exposed a massive covert weapons shipment network to terror groups in Syria via diplomatic...