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![Twins: teen wolf season 1: werewolves exist, weakened by
wolfsbane, they are strongest at the full moon, exist
in packs with Alphas, Betas and Omegas, and a bite
or a scratch turns humans into them
me: OK yeah classic werewolf lore
season 2: ok turns out werewolves can resurrect
from the fucking dead using moonlight and their
own beta. oh and werewolves can turn into giant
lizard men with paralytic venom if the human was a
dick
alright, a lot weirder but I can handle thi-
me: wha
season 3: [slurring] yeah so werewolf twins can fuse
their bodies together like voltron to become a bigger
wolf...but ONLY if they're shirtless. Also wolves can
store memories in their claws.
me: wtf this is getting pretty wei-
season 4: if if - if your throat gets fatally slashed
by a werewolf [burps] that doesn't mean that you'll
actually die. You could actually be turned into a
were-jaguar and control Viking bersekers for some
[hiccups]
fucking reason. also were-jaguars can
can magically just freaking de-age adults into
teenagers somehow and we'll never explain why
me: jesus christ that is the stupi-
season 5: [barely intelligible] when a human slurps
rainwater from a regular wolf's footprint, he'll
transform....
me: oh that's actually great, back to the classic lor-
season 5: into this humungous eight foot tall cgi
beast of a werewolf made out of fucking shadows
that can only be killed by a spear tempered with his
French sister's blood
me: go home Jeff Davis you drunk
You can actually see where the showrunners’ ideas start to get worse and worse](https://pics.onsizzle.com/teen-wolf-season-1-werewolves-exist-weakened-by-wolfsbane-they-62022757.png)
![Twins: Wofenstein
YOUNGBLOOD
5
MAR
ESCAPE BACK
LEFT RIGHT SWITCH
26 Jul@ 10:24am
imcoffeelingfine
The girls aren't even cute.
Would it have killed them to make the characters attractive?
Showing 46-48 of 48 comments
Klinsk
4 minutes ag0
Can you purchase attractive big-breasted women with Gold Bars?
Baldr
1 hour ago
The girls are ugly manlike femnazis
Baldr
1 hour ago
Girls are not strong enough to behave like men. This is another example of how they push
feminism
Arrancar
1 hour ago
They aren't cute coz they are white. White girls these days can only be fat chick with short
bleached hair and yell how white man is oppressing everyone.
david
1 hour ago
Lol they are so ugly the devs literally put boxes on their heads :D
#3
[HN]
1 hour ago
Well, DUH
The point was never to give players cute girls, it was to push feminist agenda by removing yet
another iconic manly male character and replace it with a feminist approved character, one that
would be as unapealling as possible to male players (or to female players for that maters, but we
all know feminists don't really care about thos anyway).
Last edited by [HN 1 hour ago
#3
[HN]
1 hour ago
Speaking of Ariel, you should be grateful thos twins aren't black
kiteless
40 minutes ago
feminists and npcs push the ugly agenda so they can feel better about themselves
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bikiniarmorbattledamage:
So Wolfenstein: Youngblood has been out for a few days, and the fact that it exists has been driving alt-right, capital G “Gamers” nuts.It’s a fun action game where a pair of fictional women, who are not designed as Sexbot 3000s, kill a whole bunch of Nazis. As well as that, they work with a primarily female main cast, including a young black woman (voiced by a black woman - yes this is rare in games!) as their super genius handler. It’s great, and that Nazis hate it makes it even greater.How batshit are they going? Well on top of trying to bomb the Steam reviews and turn the Discussion boards into a cesspit - they’re trying desperately to bomb the Metacritc as well… like no one will be suspicious.Of course, in the reviews they’re claiming a variety of contradictory issues which I’m not going to go into here since experience tells me they’re going to spam them regardless of how often they’re countered. It’s a thing.Now, while I’m not a fan of the outfits having plating to essentially showcase where the boobs are - otherwise this is basically how to do any sort of form fitting “soft” armor (chainmail, kevlar, etc). It sits on the body without pushing boobs and butts into display, and the natural light means it’s rarely titillating and definitely not designed for suspicious camera angles (pay attention Mass Effect)On top of that, the other costumes for the twins and many other female characters are great and the twins are some of the best characters introduced into the FPS genre in a long, long time. So of course bro-dudes hate it with the fury of a thousand suns.So if you’re looking for a game you can play with a buddy, or just one you play with a female AI companion who isn’t also a Sexbot 3000, and you’re as against Nazis as we are - consider: Youngblood.- wincenworks
I wanted to save for Doom but guess imma buy Youngblood now to piss off some Dudebro Gamers](https://pics.onsizzle.com/wofenstein-youngblood-5-mar-escape-back-left-right-switch-26-64623252.png)
