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80s, Advice, and Bad: I-1 [deleted] 779 points 2 years ago (last edited 2 years ago) You could always try being a twitch streamer. I got 17 thousand dollars in inheiritance from my grandmother a couple years ago and one of my hobbies was finding random streamers to shower with cash out of nowhere. I've learned though that it's best just to do it randomly to someone who seems cool then move on like Mary Poppins, if you get a crush on a woman and think you can buy her heart you're going to have bad time It's a bit like when there was this cute earthy college student who mostly streamed Hearthstone that I used to watch obsessively and I eventually worked up the nerve to stop lurking and join chat (I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation) and after a slow start I found my groove and started riffing off of everything she said and kind of became something of an Ed Mcmahon to her Carson. I'm only 32 but am pretty much an 80's guy at heart and l'd need to send her about a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she'd get all my references haha. Anyhow one of her many quirks was how she'd take tinynibbles of food whenever she ate on stream and I'd playfully tease her about how she was half rabbit. It became what I thought was a beloved inside joke in chat and I made a couple fun compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her. I even payed 400 dollars for a pixel art gif of her as reader rabbit (which she played on stream once) nibbling away I'm not going to lie, I thought she loved the joke just as much as I did and I even had the gif artist do up a pic of us as rabbit bride and groom on top of a wedding cake (this was something to have in my back pocket 3 years down the line well after we started dating, don't worry I wasn't crazy folks) when I googled her old WOW, neopets etc. nickname she used as a teenager and sometimes used for reddit accounts etc. today and it was a post on a female streamers forum about how there was a guy in her chat who was cool at first but was starting to get way too obsessive and was starting to dominate the conversation and drive other people away and how upset and conflicted she was because he seems really nice and well meaning and doesn't realize how uncomfortable he was making her and everyone else, she has a brother who has aspergers so she's seen this kind of thing before and wants to know how best to gently suggest to him he tones it down without hurting his feelings She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months with donations but it's to the point where it's not worth trying to make a living streaming if it means having to deal with him everyda The transition to feeling on top of the world (I'd just spent 4 hours straight fapping to what I thought was our ineveitable honeymoon) to like human garbage was dramatic and I almost threw up, but just cried myself to sleep instead. The main thing is that she was happy and like Jorah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be. I still lurked of course and watched her stream 5 hours a day until of course the end of the month came around and from her comments on financial advice reddits new she was getting desperate and she started nonchalantly" noticing my absence and saying "malgoll" where are you? Someone needs to start putting his pictures on milk cartons man haha There's a particular streamer I knew she strongly disliked who was pretty much the opposite of her in every way, my crush was a lot like Felicia day and this woman was pretty the archetype of the intimidating "fps chick." This woman also ended up dating a male streamer she had a massive crush on and she pretty much saw her as being the opposite of all the insecurities she had about herself Anyhow it was pretty glorious to lurk in her chat and see her reaction when it blew up with people going holy shit! Malgoll just donated 700 dollars to fpschick!" just the look of utter confusion on her face would have broken my heart if I didn't know how duplicitous she truly was. She ended up pm'ing me "what's going on, what did I do?" but after sending screenshots of all her forum posts I almost didn't want to include our wedding picture and truly make her live with regret for the rest of her life after realizing saw her as wife material. We've both moved on, she finally started streaming again and has a job in the gaming industry and I think I've finally found my future wife who I'm going to spend my remaining inheiritance on but its still tragic to realize that the one real shot at true love either of us will proba have in our lives was ruined by something as silly as poking fun at how a person nibbles their food Wall of text but an absolute rollercoaster of sad cringe.
80s, Advice, and Bad: I-1 [deleted] 779 points 2 years ago (last edited 2 years ago)
 You could always try being a twitch streamer. I got 17 thousand dollars in inheiritance from my grandmother a couple years ago and
 one of my hobbies was finding random streamers to shower with cash out of nowhere. I've learned though that it's best just to do it
 randomly to someone who seems cool then move on like Mary Poppins, if you get a crush on a woman and think you can buy her heart
 you're going to have bad time
 It's a bit like when there was this cute earthy college student who mostly streamed Hearthstone that I used to watch obsessively and I
 eventually worked up the nerve to stop lurking and join chat (I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation) and after a slow start I found my
 groove and started riffing off of everything she said and kind of became something of an Ed Mcmahon to her Carson. I'm only 32 but am
 pretty much an 80's guy at heart and l'd need to send her about a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she'd get all my
 references haha. Anyhow one of her many quirks was how she'd take tinynibbles of food whenever she ate on stream and I'd playfully
 tease her about how she was half rabbit. It became what I thought was a beloved inside joke in chat and I made a couple fun
 compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her. I even payed
 400 dollars for a pixel art gif of her as reader rabbit (which she played on stream once) nibbling away
 I'm not going to lie, I thought she loved the joke just as much as I did and I even had the gif artist do up a pic of us as rabbit bride and
 groom on top of a wedding cake (this was something to have in my back pocket 3 years down the line well after we started dating, don't
 worry I wasn't crazy folks) when I googled her old WOW, neopets etc. nickname she used as a teenager and sometimes used for reddit
 accounts etc. today and it was a post on a female streamers forum about how there was a guy in her chat who was cool at first but was
 starting to get way too obsessive and was starting to dominate the conversation and drive other people away and how upset and
 conflicted she was because he seems really nice and well meaning and doesn't realize how uncomfortable he was making her and
 everyone else, she has a brother who has aspergers so she's seen this kind of thing before and wants to know how best to gently
 suggest to him he tones it down without hurting his feelings
 She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months with donations
 but it's to the point where it's not worth trying to make a living streaming if it means having to deal with him everyda
 The transition to feeling on top of the world (I'd just spent 4 hours straight fapping to what I thought was our ineveitable honeymoon) to
 like human garbage was dramatic and I almost threw up, but just cried myself to sleep instead. The main thing is that she was happy
 and like Jorah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be. I still lurked of course and watched her stream 5 hours a day until of course the
 end of the month came around and from her comments on financial advice reddits new she was getting desperate and she started
 nonchalantly" noticing my absence and saying "malgoll" where are you? Someone needs to start putting his pictures on milk cartons
 man haha
 There's a particular streamer I knew she strongly disliked who was pretty much the opposite of her in every way, my crush was a lot like
 Felicia day and this woman was pretty the archetype of the intimidating "fps chick." This woman also ended up dating a male streamer
 she had a massive crush on and she pretty much saw her as being the opposite of all the insecurities she had about herself
 Anyhow it was pretty glorious to lurk in her chat and see her reaction when it blew up with people going holy shit! Malgoll just donated
 700 dollars to fpschick!" just the look of utter confusion on her face would have broken my heart if I didn't know how duplicitous she truly
 was. She ended up pm'ing me "what's going on, what did I do?" but after sending screenshots of all her forum posts I almost didn't want
 to include our wedding picture and truly make her live with regret for the rest of her life after realizing saw her as wife material. We've
 both moved on, she finally started streaming again and has a job in the gaming industry and I think I've finally found my future wife who
 I'm going to spend my remaining inheiritance on but its still tragic to realize that the one real shot at true love either of us will proba
 have in our lives was ruined by something as silly as poking fun at how a person nibbles their food
Wall of text but an absolute rollercoaster of sad cringe.

Wall of text but an absolute rollercoaster of sad cringe.

Dancing, Twitch, and Chat: Twitch chat when you start Fortnite dancing on an Overwatch stream.
Dancing, Twitch, and Chat: Twitch chat when you start Fortnite dancing on an Overwatch stream.

Twitch chat when you start Fortnite dancing on an Overwatch stream.