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Two-Face: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face. a bat They hate me for being Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker. Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy Ξ’Ξ‘TMAΝ I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Two-Face: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie of
 its own. Here is the first page.
 BATMAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses his batcomputer
 He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face.
 a bat
 They hate me for being
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home
 BATMAN (CONT'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker.
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 Ξ’Ξ‘TMAΝ
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clOwnly power
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Two-Face: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl
Two-Face: Thread
 Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie
 of its own. Here is the first page.
 BATHAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer.
 He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face
 They hate me for being a bat
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home.
 BATMAN (CONT 'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 BATMAN
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.
 good guy. It contains a
meirl

meirl

Two-Face: THE JOKER WAS BENG RELEASED FROM ARKAHAM SFOR OK ISTORTOFTIIEBIT MAN "The ABC's of The Joker" - J is for "Joker": In this celebration of the Clown Prince of Crime, it is important to include Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's dissection of this twisted mind in the self titled graphic novel "Joker" from 2008. Told from the point of view of henchman Jonny Frost, the Joker mysteriously is released from Arkham Asylum. With the help of Jonny and Harley Quinn, this Harlequin of Hate seeks to get what he believes is rightfully his - Gotham City - from Harvey Dent aka Two-Face, which sets off a bloody and gruesome turf war. Fueled by pills, sex and murder, Jonny observes the Joker as a complex being, not sure how he processes the chaos that he ensues on a wide range of victims, from low level thugs who double crossed him to innocent Gothamites. Unable to control the spontaneous rage from Joker and his crew, Harvey asks the help of the only person that can contain the 'disease' that is Joker, the Batman, who seemingly finds and apprehends his greatest enemy. Including dialogue between Joker and other rogues such as Killer Croc, The Penguin and The Riddler, Azzarello brilliantly succeeds in diving into the hideous psyche Joker possesses. Azzarello's script combined with Bermejo's depiction of Gotham City, its inhabitants (including the Batman) and the gritty world that breathes life into Joker's actions showcase both a villain with human emotions and a being with demonizing qualities. An essential read for any fans of this classic rogue, "Joker" shows that "the safest place to hide is in sanity." βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸƒπŸ“š
Two-Face: THE JOKER WAS BENG
 RELEASED FROM ARKAHAM
 SFOR
 OK
 ISTORTOFTIIEBIT MAN
"The ABC's of The Joker" - J is for "Joker": In this celebration of the Clown Prince of Crime, it is important to include Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's dissection of this twisted mind in the self titled graphic novel "Joker" from 2008. Told from the point of view of henchman Jonny Frost, the Joker mysteriously is released from Arkham Asylum. With the help of Jonny and Harley Quinn, this Harlequin of Hate seeks to get what he believes is rightfully his - Gotham City - from Harvey Dent aka Two-Face, which sets off a bloody and gruesome turf war. Fueled by pills, sex and murder, Jonny observes the Joker as a complex being, not sure how he processes the chaos that he ensues on a wide range of victims, from low level thugs who double crossed him to innocent Gothamites. Unable to control the spontaneous rage from Joker and his crew, Harvey asks the help of the only person that can contain the 'disease' that is Joker, the Batman, who seemingly finds and apprehends his greatest enemy. Including dialogue between Joker and other rogues such as Killer Croc, The Penguin and The Riddler, Azzarello brilliantly succeeds in diving into the hideous psyche Joker possesses. Azzarello's script combined with Bermejo's depiction of Gotham City, its inhabitants (including the Batman) and the gritty world that breathes life into Joker's actions showcase both a villain with human emotions and a being with demonizing qualities. An essential read for any fans of this classic rogue, "Joker" shows that "the safest place to hide is in sanity." βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸƒπŸ“š

"The ABC's of The Joker" - J is for "Joker": In this celebration of the Clown Prince of Crime, it is important to include Brian Azzarello...

Two-Face: @BATMAN-UPDATES OU ySVW XOV78 OML From @batman_updates - Fancast: Jon Hamm as Two Face. And Mads Mikkelsen as Black Mask! - Thoughts?
Two-Face: @BATMAN-UPDATES
 OU
 ySVW
 XOV78
 OML
From @batman_updates - Fancast: Jon Hamm as Two Face. And Mads Mikkelsen as Black Mask! - Thoughts?

From @batman_updates - Fancast: Jon Hamm as Two Face. And Mads Mikkelsen as Black Mask! - Thoughts?

Two-Face: FEBRUARY ZODIAC ADAM ELLIS BUZZFEED S5 ARIES O GEMINI TAURUS Look, there's no easy way to Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced, tell you this, but someone is just do the laundry you've but that's just because you're poisoning all your vegetables been putting off for 2 months completely two-faced. Sadly It's really gross and we're Avoid carrots until March your dark side will be front And avoid Zucchini forever starting to worry about you and center this month. Warn because it's disgusting Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now VIRGO Throw a fun dinner party this Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow cooker you got for Christmas was a total disaster. It's not a royal Charles ll of Spain your fault everyone got sick. He was deformed and insane four years ago. Just make sure to wash it out first. It But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding has spiders living in it now let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha COR PIO SAGITTARIUS Take a trip in February. Puerto t's all about balance for you Honestly I'm not even gonna and February will be a trying give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get terrifying and I don't want to back, everyone you pissed off What a star you are, you wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make in January will have hopefully all the time and break stuff up your own, okay? Great move on CAPRICORN PISCES AQUARIUS This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your You're so romantic, and this is a new hobby. Like pottery! room for so long that you the most romantic month of Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie start to wonder if maybe the all! Shower your loved ones baking contest! Start a fight apocalypse happened outside with gifts! If you're single, buy club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human yourself something nice. Like an Aries' vegetables! left? Well guess what! It's true a bottle of wine & a TV dinner Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.
Two-Face: FEBRUARY ZODIAC
 ADAM ELLIS
 BUZZFEED
 S5 ARIES
 O GEMINI
 TAURUS
 Look, there's no easy way to
 Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced,
 tell you this, but someone is
 just do the laundry you've
 but that's just because you're
 poisoning all your vegetables
 been putting off for 2 months
 completely two-faced. Sadly
 It's really gross and we're
 Avoid carrots until March
 your dark side will be front
 And avoid Zucchini forever
 starting to worry about you
 and center this month. Warn
 because it's disgusting
 Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now
 VIRGO
 Throw a fun dinner party this
 Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month
 month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow
 cooker you got for Christmas
 was a total disaster. It's not
 a royal Charles ll of Spain
 your fault everyone got sick.
 He was deformed and insane
 four years ago. Just make
 sure to wash it out first. It
 But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding
 has spiders living in it now
 let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha
 COR PIO SAGITTARIUS
 Take a trip in February. Puerto
 t's all about balance for you
 Honestly I'm not even gonna
 and February will be a trying
 give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of
 time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get
 terrifying and I don't want to
 back, everyone you pissed off
 What a star you are, you
 wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make
 in January will have hopefully
 all the time and break stuff
 up your own, okay? Great
 move on
 CAPRICORN
 PISCES
 AQUARIUS
 This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your
 You're so romantic, and this is
 a new hobby. Like pottery!
 room for so long that you
 the most romantic month of
 Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie
 start to wonder if maybe the
 all! Shower your loved ones
 baking contest! Start a fight
 apocalypse happened outside
 with gifts! If you're single, buy
 club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human
 yourself something nice. Like
 an Aries' vegetables!
 left? Well guess what! It's true
 a bottle of wine & a TV dinner
Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.

Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.