Grandmas gotta eat too
“1 star rating” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
I’m really good at ending conversations
Chop chop 😂 https://t.co/KU47l4F0Lx
I be like, he has my hair tie at his house like I can’t just end it now! I need to go get it and ya if I accidentally fall on his dick then ...
please... i'm just trying to get home
Wtf, greg via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2NLhNMo
Irish Exit for the win. Always.
Thanos is on his way
LoL WAIT Til the End! TALKATIVE Uber Drivers! @lablacklatina uber annoyed
Hahah it be like that sometimes 😂 @FashionNova
Aye, your Uber here (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Guess I’ll start a competing company called Boozer that refuses to pick people up that are sober
Who wouldn’t wanna go out if you look like that in your @FashionNova 😍
TTYL 💕 ( @thenewsclan )
Lmao @whitepeoplehumor is a must follow!
It's too far to walk 😂
I just want an 8 ball and a sub par handjob in the back of an Uber.
My Labor Day plans consist of multiple Uber Eats orders and drinking beers until my legs don’t work. 🕺
Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly__x if you love animals!!
Serious questions that need answers... Don’t even lie and say Uber! 😂
The thing I don’t like about parents is that they criticize us about our behaviors when we grew up with this technology. Fuck they expect us...
Uber , Uh , Finds a Way . via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PbRaxa
@chardonnayandxanax your ride is here (follow @chardonnayandxanax 👈👈👈)
WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE “WHAT UP THIS IS REALLY LOUD AND THIS WHITE DUDE ON COKE WHO LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE CHAINSMOKERS KEEPS BUMPING INTO ...
Knew I shoulda got an uber🤤
@Fashionnova made shopping sprees from the couch a reality 🤷♂️
Every single time 💀
Yea... and I’m not blacked out on a Wednesday. 🤫🤫🤫