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Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky: on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while. i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home. this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said "dinner, y'know?" for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion, the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again. Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards
Fashion, Food, and Fucking: rockatransky:
 on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y
 boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but
 being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and
 today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my
 nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be
 telling for quite a while.
 i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was
 like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my
 backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her
 second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way
 too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub
 full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so
 they could breathe better till i got home.
 this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally
 startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i
 realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile
 keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm
 feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically,
 and just said "dinner, y'know?"
 for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty
 and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime
 comedy fashion,
 the fucking crickets started chirping
 so i guess i'm never going back there ever again.
Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

Dumb, Lol, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://cathy-sienna-40.tumblr.com/post/155681145299/proudblackconservative-back-to-natural-hair" class="tumblr_blog">cathy-sienna-40</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ragingcommonsense.tumblr.com/post/155681049873/back-to-natural-hair-and-new-contacts" class="tumblr_blog">ragingcommonsense</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/155680308804/back-to-natural-hair-and-new-contacts" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Back to natural hair. And new contacts!</p></blockquote> <p>YOU ARE HELLA PRETTY</p> </blockquote> <p>Your hair is lovely!</p><p>…can I ask a “stupid white person” question?  What exactly do you mean “natural hair?”  You mean like not having artificial hair woven into it?  Yes, I am dumb!  My ignorance mocks me!  I fully admit it.  I will be hiding under a rock.</p><p>(I decided to ask you because you’re always nice to me, even when I’m an idiot, so I’m hoping you will be easy on me.  I’ve been trying to figure this out for a few years now.)</p></blockquote> <p>Lol don&rsquo;t be so hard on yourself :-) yes it essentially means there&rsquo;s no additives or relaxers in it. For me it means I&rsquo;m not wearing extensions anymore although technically you could have extensions and still be natural.</p>
Dumb, Lol, and Tumblr: <p><a href="http://cathy-sienna-40.tumblr.com/post/155681145299/proudblackconservative-back-to-natural-hair" class="tumblr_blog">cathy-sienna-40</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://ragingcommonsense.tumblr.com/post/155681049873/back-to-natural-hair-and-new-contacts" class="tumblr_blog">ragingcommonsense</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/155680308804/back-to-natural-hair-and-new-contacts" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Back to natural hair. And new contacts!</p></blockquote>

<p>YOU ARE HELLA PRETTY</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Your hair is lovely!</p><p>…can I ask a “stupid white person” question?  What exactly do you mean “natural hair?”  You mean like not having artificial hair woven into it?  Yes, I am dumb!  My ignorance mocks me!  I fully admit it.  I will be hiding under a rock.</p><p>(I decided to ask you because you’re always nice to me, even when I’m an idiot, so I’m hoping you will be easy on me.  I’ve been trying to figure this out for a few years now.)</p></blockquote>

<p>Lol don&rsquo;t be so hard on yourself :-) yes it essentially means there&rsquo;s no additives or relaxers in it. For me it means I&rsquo;m not wearing extensions anymore although technically you could have extensions and still be natural.</p>

cathy-sienna-40: ragingcommonsense: proudblackconservative: Back to natural hair. And new contacts! YOU ARE HELLA PRETTY Your hair is lo...