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Unfunny: Top of the kek Ironisation Meme enters a cycle in which it's ironised, and over time the fact it's been ironised is also ironised, and so on, and so on. Meme's lifetime tends o be very long, but it's humor value tends to drop over extensive periods of time, with each loop of irony becoming less funny than the previous, the meme eventually becoming forgotten or deemed too stale for investment to be further possible. Meme reaches peak of comedic value. From now on, rate of growtThe Peak starts dropping, and eventually becomes negative. Immortalisation Meme deemed so integral or funny to internet community despite it's long lifetime that it becomes effectively immortal, and permamently dank in a majority of communities. It's lifetime is often extreme, and the joke tends to spawn a multitude of variations. Fresh Second Judgement The meme became big enough on a meta level and reached a critical point in it's stability Depending on quality and recieval of meme on top of it's symbolism, it's fate from this point onwards differs Ex. SUCC, deep fried memes Ex. Funny Funny? First Judgement Meme spread to a wide enough audience finally reaches the point where the internet decides whether it's stale or dank. e Neutral Genesis point Joke freshly harvested from the meme plantations, still young and ripe. Rapidly spread by first-hand markets to the public. Cancerisation Meme deemed as "cancerous and "shit" by the internet. Causes vary, from too much market saturation compared to dankness level to repeatedly failed attempts at making the meme "ironic". Joke's value drops extremely rapidly over a relatively short amount of time. Obscurity Normiefication Meme only exists in small community circles, and eventually dies. Reasons vary, from the meme being forced, the meme being too similar to an arleady existent meme, or being plain unfunny. Meme becomes too widespread, and finally spreads to extremely unprofitable markets which proceed to both counterfeit it en masse and make multiple unfunny va it, contributing to the loss of the meme's comedy value and it's eventual death. Ex. Basically Stale everything related to fidget spinners riations of Ex. Dabbing Shit tier Time of existence <p>Chart describing the life of a meme given to me by students of a local meme collegium. Is it worth using to educate potential investors? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2uvK8xn">http://ift.tt/2uvK8xn</a></p>
Unfunny: Top of the kek
 Ironisation
 Meme enters a cycle in which it's
 ironised, and over time the fact it's
 been ironised is also ironised, and so
 on, and so on. Meme's lifetime tends
 o be very long, but it's humor value
 tends to drop over extensive periods
 of time, with each loop of irony
 becoming less funny than the
 previous, the meme eventually
 becoming forgotten or deemed too
 stale for investment to be further
 possible.
 Meme reaches peak of
 comedic value. From
 now on, rate of growtThe Peak
 starts dropping, and
 eventually becomes
 negative.
 Immortalisation
 Meme deemed so integral or funny to
 internet community despite it's long
 lifetime that it becomes effectively
 immortal, and permamently dank in a
 majority of communities. It's lifetime is
 often extreme, and the joke tends to
 spawn a multitude of variations.
 Fresh
 Second Judgement
 The meme became big
 enough on a meta level
 and reached a critical
 point in it's stability
 Depending on quality
 and recieval of meme
 on top of it's symbolism,
 it's fate from this point
 onwards differs
 Ex. SUCC, deep
 fried memes
 Ex.
 Funny
 Funny?
 First Judgement
 Meme spread to a wide
 enough audience finally
 reaches the point
 where the internet
 decides whether it's
 stale or dank.
 e Neutral
 Genesis point
 Joke freshly
 harvested from the
 meme plantations,
 still young and ripe.
 Rapidly spread by
 first-hand markets
 to the public.
 Cancerisation
 Meme deemed as "cancerous
 and "shit" by the internet.
 Causes vary, from too much
 market saturation compared to
 dankness level to repeatedly
 failed attempts at making the
 meme "ironic". Joke's value
 drops extremely rapidly over a
 relatively short amount of time.
 Obscurity
 Normiefication
 Meme only exists in small
 community circles, and eventually
 dies. Reasons vary, from the
 meme being forced, the meme
 being too similar to an arleady
 existent meme, or being plain
 unfunny.
 Meme becomes too widespread,
 and finally spreads to extremely
 unprofitable markets which proceed
 to both counterfeit it en masse and
 make multiple unfunny va
 it, contributing to the loss of the
 meme's comedy value and it's
 eventual death.
 Ex. Basically
 Stale
 everything related
 to fidget spinners
 riations of
 Ex. Dabbing
 Shit tier
 Time of existence
<p>Chart describing the life of a meme given to me by students of a local meme collegium. Is it worth using to educate potential investors? via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2uvK8xn">http://ift.tt/2uvK8xn</a></p>

<p>Chart describing the life of a meme given to me by students of a local meme collegium. Is it worth using to educate potential investor...

Unfunny: "I'm not like most girls "Me and my friends are soooo crazy and funny, we should have a TV show" -a not crazy girl with unfunny friends who shouldn't have a tv show
Unfunny: "I'm not like most girls
"Me and my friends are soooo crazy and funny, we should have a TV show" -a not crazy girl with unfunny friends who shouldn't have a tv show

"Me and my friends are soooo crazy and funny, we should have a TV show" -a not crazy girl with unfunny friends who shouldn't have a tv show

Unfunny: She's helping do the dishes DrSmashlove Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL 😂". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS 😂😂😂😂😂". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up 😂😂😂
Unfunny: She's helping do the dishes
 DrSmashlove
Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the reply and when she reply, u trying to understand the meaning. With that said here go smash's guide to girls replying to funny texts: (1) "lol". No laughter happened. No laughter will ever happen. Lower case 'lol' means she's either mad at you or doesn't care about you. Either way, fix this shit Bruh, because communication is on life support and u may never touch or feel that Punani ever again. (2) "LOL". That was legit funny. Nice work. She turned caps lock on for you. You stuck the joke. She didn't laugh but it was still humorous content. Now keep it G before you say something unfunny and she gotta pretend that she working when really she just done witchoe moderately funny ass. (3) "OMG LOL 😂". Congrats, you said said some extra funny shit. Like she's not laughing but she's laughing in her head and if people were around, she'd giggle for real. Very nice. Keep going. (4) "YOU'RE A MESS 😂😂😂😂😂". This is the holy grail. She laughed so hard she peed a little (incidentally, if a girl is either hella entertained or hella turned on, she pees a little (what do u y'all think squirting is 😎)). In any event u just said some legitimately absolutely fvcking hilarious shit. So funny in fact that she thinks you're slightly unstable, which makes her also horny in a way she's not happy about. Like "why am I horny off of a man's twisted, unstable humor? This isn't natural. Damn you, vagina! Always being mysterious and shit." This is what u aiming for Bruh. U wanna be a mess. If she think u a mess, she fux with you for real and potentially wanna have chirren. Now go forth and be messy. U get me! Bless up 😂😂😂

Men lemme holla at y'all. Humor is important. Cracking jokes is important. Now a lot of y'all gon crack a joke and then wait to see the r...

Unfunny: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun plaid-n-converse: chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades: to-reach-the-farthest-star: chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades: yuuri-katsuki: tylarchance415: elvenempressriley: the-last-teabender: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. Leaving the planet. I thought it was a Punnets square I’m deceased y'all 7 memes now omg I think Tumblr has opened the gateway to meme hell.  At least there’s no bode gatekeeper.  -Layla nah man bode is clearly a Lovecraftian eldritch meme god that reveals itself to its followers in dreams and it’s all cos OP decided to open the goddamn portal I’m just trying to figured out how you’d explain going from my original post to fucking bode Cthulhu, and I got nothing
Unfunny: Take
 the
 breadsticks
 Young
 Man
 and
 run
 Man
 young [door
 man hand
 hook
 said
 car
 gun
plaid-n-converse:
chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades:

to-reach-the-farthest-star:

chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades:

yuuri-katsuki:

tylarchance415:

elvenempressriley:

the-last-teabender:

politicalcompassmemes:

your-uncle-dave:

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit:

japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun


This works better than I thought it would. 

Leaving the planet.

I thought it was a Punnets square


I’m deceased y'all


7 memes now omg

I think Tumblr has opened the gateway to meme hell. 
At least there’s no bode gatekeeper. 
-Layla

nah man
bode is clearly a Lovecraftian eldritch meme god that reveals itself to its followers in dreams
and it’s all cos OP decided to open the goddamn portal


I’m just trying to figured out how you’d explain going from my original post to fucking bode Cthulhu, and I got nothing

plaid-n-converse: chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades: to-reach-the-farthest-star: chaotic-netherphoenix-comrades: yuuri-katsuki: tylarcha...

Unfunny: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagesofkenna.tumblr.com/post/148577696751">pagesofkenna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mommacomms.tumblr.com/post/148570510157">mommacomms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fidefortitude.tumblr.com/post/148511508696">fidefortitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00dlikeice.tumblr.com/post/148506188011">bl00dlikeice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/148476684248">elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>memeception</p> </blockquote> <p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ">@caesarianconfection</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p> <p>But this… This is something else.</p> <p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p> <p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE</p> </blockquote> <p>it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here</p> <p>ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)</p> <p>this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)</p> <p>“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)<br/></p> <p>‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)</p> <p>and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme <i>actually becomes</i> meme five (5)</p> <p>which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)</p> <p>(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just <i>so much better</i>)</p> </blockquote>
Unfunny: Take
 the
 breadsticks
 Young
 Man
 and
 run
 Man
 young [door
 man hand
 hook
 said
 car
 gun
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagesofkenna.tumblr.com/post/148577696751">pagesofkenna</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mommacomms.tumblr.com/post/148570510157">mommacomms</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fidefortitude.tumblr.com/post/148511508696">fidefortitude</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00dlikeice.tumblr.com/post/148506188011">bl00dlikeice</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/148476684248">elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p>
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<p>memeception</p>
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<p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ">@caesarianconfection</a></p>
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<p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p>
<p>But this… This is something else.</p>
<p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p>
<p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE</p>
</blockquote>
<p>it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here</p>
<p>ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)</p>
<p>this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)</p>
<p>“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)<br/></p>
<p>‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)</p>
<p>and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme <i>actually becomes</i> meme five (5)</p>
<p>which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)</p>
<p>(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just <i>so much better</i>)</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagesofkenna.tumblr.com/post/148577696751">pagesofkenna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_...

Unfunny: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fidefortitude.tumblr.com/post/148511508696" target="_blank">fidefortitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00dlikeice.tumblr.com/post/148506188011" target="_blank">bl00dlikeice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/148476684248" target="_blank">elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485" target="_blank">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>memeception</p> </blockquote> <p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ" target="_blank">@caesarianconfection</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p> <p>But this… This is something else.</p> <p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p> <p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p> </blockquote>
Unfunny: Take
 the
 breadsticks
 Young
 Man
 and
 run
 Man
 young [door
 man hand
 hook
 said
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485" target="_blank">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p>
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<p>memeception</p>
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<p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ" target="_blank">@caesarianconfection</a></p>
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<p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p>
<p>But this… This is something else.</p>
<p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p>
<p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p>
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Unfunny: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun <p><a href="http://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/148756350249/egiru-kasaron-pagesofkenna-mommacomms" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egiru.tumblr.com/post/148756220638">egiru</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/148655866450">kasaron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagesofkenna.tumblr.com/post/148577696751">pagesofkenna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mommacomms.tumblr.com/post/148570510157">mommacomms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fidefortitude.tumblr.com/post/148511508696">fidefortitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00dlikeice.tumblr.com/post/148506188011">bl00dlikeice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/148476684248">elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>memeception</p> </blockquote> <p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ">@caesarianconfection</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p> <p>But this… This is something else.</p> <p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p> <p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE</p> </blockquote> <p>it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here</p> <p>ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)</p> <p>this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)</p> <p>“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)<br/></p> <p>‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)</p> <p>and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme <i>actually becomes</i> meme five (5)</p> <p>which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)</p> <p>(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just <i>so much better</i>)</p> </blockquote> <p>People are going to have fucking degrees in this shit and I’m dying.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mU1cTyliuqD4RYvl47AsUjw">@patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a></p> </blockquote> <p>*prays that my children will be able to have meme classes in college*<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Memeology is my favorite subject. I mean it I freaking love it when people take the time to break down memes. It&rsquo;s just a testimony to the human experience. It really isn&rsquo;t so unlike Shakespeare. It is artistic expression for a modern time and it is as bizarre as it is beautiful and confusing.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plaid-n-converse.tumblr.com/post/148396874485">plaid-n-converse</a>:</p>
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<p>memeception</p>
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<p>WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mpOePpMbE93naPwhRRtqhtQ">@caesarianconfection</a></p>
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<p>I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.</p>
<p>But this… This is something else.</p>
<p>The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except <i>even more inexplicable</i> because <i>fuck</i>, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.</p>
<p><i>For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? <b>How do you explain gun?</b></i></p>
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<p>….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE</p>
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<p>it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here</p>
<p>ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)</p>
<p>this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)</p>
<p>“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)<br/></p>
<p>‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)</p>
<p>and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme <i>actually becomes</i> meme five (5)</p>
<p>which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)</p>
<p>(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just <i>so much better</i>)</p>
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<p>People are going to have fucking degrees in this shit and I’m dying.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mU1cTyliuqD4RYvl47AsUjw">@patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a></p>
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<p>*prays that my children will be able to have meme classes in college*<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Memeology is my favorite subject. I mean it I freaking love it when people take the time to break down memes. It&rsquo;s just a testimony to the human experience. It really isn&rsquo;t so unlike Shakespeare. It is artistic expression for a modern time and it is as bizarre as it is beautiful and confusing.</p>

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 get onto the game what would you
 do? ask what would you do If fell
 down a cliff. My sister says call him
 an ambulance.
 My dad's reply, "how would that
 help, he's down a cliff dieing, and
 I'm shouting, LUCAS YOUR AN
 AMBULANCE"
 My dad ladies and gentlemen

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 WHY ALL THESE POTATO
 PUNS?
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 Potato puns are..
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 Son
 want a remote control car dad
 Dad: Say no more son

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 So I'm Watching the Incredibles with the family and this happened
 Syndrome "And when everyone is super, no one will be."
 My Dad "Who is no one and why does he get to be super."
 My Dad Bursts out laughing
 Everone else
 REALLY!

 Dad X
 Messages
 Edit
 Hey dad do u belive in ghosts??
 No son, there is no such things
 as ghosts.
 But our maid said that ghost
 were real
 Pack your bags
 Meet me in
 he car now
 Y
 WE DONT HAVE A MAID
 NED.com Send
 smart
 How did Anakin know what
 gift Obi-Wan was going
 to give him?
 He felt his
 presents.
 Dad fokes Wall of Shame
 hortobeadad.com SAO

 jungwildeandfree:
 thisismedisa
 ear in
 l stubbed my toe and naturally l
 screamed "mOTHERFUCKER'' and
 then my dad poked his head out of
 the livingroom and said "you
 rang?"
 hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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 What did the beach say to
 the other beach?
 Oh my god what now?
 Nothing they just waved
 Oh.
 Did you see what i did
 there?
 No.
 Im shore you did.
 How do you have friends?
 Don't be such a beach.

 My kid said to me "Dad,What's ET
 Short for OTO Whichi replied.
 because he's got little legs.

 WHAT DID THE HAT SAY TO THE HAT RACK?
 YOU STAY HERE ITM GOING TO GO ON AHEAD

 DRACULA DOESNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS
 BECAUSE HES A
 PAIN IN THE NECK

 MISS THE OLD
 TELEPHONES
 THEY WERE KINKY

 TURNING POINT
 By ANDYMAN1943
 What's that wheel on your belt?
 WWW.TOONDOO.COM
 Arrr, it's driving me nuts!

 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMECHEESE
 WITH THAT WHINEP

 "Son, did you hear about that actress
 who was killed recently...Reese
 Withers...Wither-something."
 Son: Witherspoon?"
 Dad: "No, with a knife.

 Dad Joke Han Solo
 adadiokohansolo 13h
 What is a bounty hunter's favorite cheese?
 Boba Feta
 I'm sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to
 #cheesy for you!? Haha!

 I WOULD TELL A JOKE ABOUT
 PIZZA, BUT IT'S A LITTLE
 CHEESV.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 Heineken
 THEVD BE BRD IF THEW LUERENT DAD'S
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DAD JOKES
 THEV D BE BAD IF THEW WEREn T DAD'S
 Heineken
 open your world

 DAD, Text
 Did you notice the big leek in
 the bathroom when you left?
 1:03p
 No
 2:11p
 type a text message
 2:51
 2:06p

 DAD JOKES
 top
 Aop
 What are you doing?
 I'm measuring
 your patience
 illustrations eswatercolour ~joke u/Oreosmooshy

 My dad came back from a business trip in
 America:
 ME: So, what's it like in San Francisco?
 DAD: A lot like Ireland, though everyone wears
 short-sleeved tops.
 ME: Why, is it really hot there?
 DAD: No, Americans wear short sleeves for
 constitutional reasons.
 ME: What
 DAD: Because the second amendment states
 that all Americans have the right to BARE
 ARMS!!! laughs uncontrollably
 tickld

 IIMTERRIFIEDOFELENATORS
 'LL BETAKING STEPS
 TO AVOID THEM

 Dad Jokes t
 by shitty Watercolour
 You know son, I couldnt
 find a single shoe shop
 in town today...
 They all seemed to
 sell them in Pairs!
 Joke by uirandomsnark

 HAVE YOU
 MET MY KIOP
 HE HAS
 MY EYES!
 I NEED
 THEM BACK

 Why is water the most
 hipster element?
 Earth,
 Because i
 and Fir
 fore they
 In
 were famou

 2:23 PM
 Verizon 3G
 Dad
 Edit
 Messages
 Dad, my computer can't
 find the WiFi printer
 anymore
 I renamed it to Bob
 Marley, same password
 Why Bob Marley?
 Because its always
 Jammin
 God damn it.
 Send

 WHYDIDNTTHE SHRIMP
 SHAREHISTREASURELUKE
 DARTHPLEASE THIS ISAVERY SERIOUS-
 BECAUSE HEWASALITTLESHELLFISH

 CHECK IT OUT, I'M THE FIRST
 PERSON EVER TO CLONE MYSELF!
 THAT'S AMAZING
 I BET
 I'M BESIDE MYSELF!
 YOU'RE PRETTY EXCITED!
 YOU DID THIS JUST TO MAKE
 THAT JOKE DIDN'T YOU
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 DOLLARS I EVER SPENT
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 10:41 AM
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 Dad there's a moth on the
 outside of the bathroom
 door can you get rid of it?
 Pls hurry because I'm
 going to cry
 Dad
 Dad
 Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM
 Dad is dead. You're next.
 Love, Moth
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 jenna ma 1213 This was my sisters text
 message to my dad and my dad is frekin
 weird

 This is my dad
 His name is Cliff.
 DANGEROUS CLIFF
 STAY BACK

 Dad
 Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: How do you
 know?" Dad: It left its tracks
 It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad
 humor

 "Dad, I'm hungry."
 "Hello Hungry, I'm dad."
 Dad, I'm serious."
 "I thought you were Hungry?"
 You're kidding me."
 "No, I'm dad."

 Me: Dad where are we?
 Dad: In the car.

 ITEM DIDN'T SCAN?
 TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU
 THINKIT SHOULD IBF FRE
 enue
 memecenter-Com

 WITHOUT NIPPLES
 BOOBS WOULD BE POINTLESS

 ITS HARD TO ENPLAIN PUNS TO
 KLEPTOMANIACS
 THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS

 Dad Joke Han Solo
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 What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
 A Toy-YODA!
 Ben are you old enough to drive l don't
 remember
 110
 207
 11:33 PM 13 Jan 2016

 HOW'S THE WATER?
 WET.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DAD JOKES
 THEV'D BE BAD IF THEV WEREn'T DAD'S
 Holland Imported by HeinekenUSAInc, .a
 York, NYe2013Heineken Lager Beer
 Heineken
 open your world

 WHAT IS BEETHOVEN'S
 FAVORITE FRUIT?
 BA-NA-NA-NA-

 A SHEEP, A DRUMANDASNAKE
 FALL DOWN A CLIFF
 BA-DUMM-TSS

 I WAS ADDICTED TO
 THE HOKEY POKEY
 BUT I TURNED
 MYSELF AROUND
 M ign com f

 HOW DO YOU SPOT THE BLIND
 GUY ATA NUDIST COLONY
 ITS NOT HARD

 CAn Vou GIUE ME A HAND?
 SURE, BUT I NEED IT BACK
 WHEN VOU'RE DOME.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DADJOKES

 WANTED TO BUYCAMOUFLAGE PANTS
 BUTICOULDNTFINDANY

 A three-legged dog walks
 into a bar
 Guess what he
 said to the bartender?
 Son Stop, Dad
 "I'm lookin'
 for the man
 who shot
 my paw."

 HOW'S YOUR JOBATTHE
 CALENDAR FACTORY GOING?
 IGOTAREDBECAUSEI
 TOOKACOUPLEOFDAYSoFF.

 When yo dad come back after 18 years
 saying "damn that line at Walmart was
 no joke"
 dope trvp

 WITH UELORO. IT'S A TOTAL
 RIP-OFF.
 CHEERS TO LEGEnDARV
 #DADJOKES

 MYGIRLFRIENDANDIWATCHEDEVERY
 HARRY POTTERMOVIE BACK TO BACK
 LUCKILY I WAS THE ONE
 FACING THE TV

 TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED TERO
 ZERO
 THANKS FOR NOTHING

 AT&T 3G
 9:30 AM
 Dad
 Edit
 Messages
 Gas is 3.69 out
 here ...premium is even
 more
 Enough With the Saab
 story
 Damnit that's goo
 Send

 Ive started working as a
 porn
 writer but its harder than expected
 There just so many holes in the
 plot.

 WHY DID THE COWBOYGOTO
 CHURCH
 HETHOUGHT ITWASASTEAK
 CENTER

 Son
 Dad, are
 you alright?
 No. I'm
 half left.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
 howtobeladad.com
 SAD

 Hey Dad can
 I work a
 half-day
 today
 Me working for my dads company
 Half of a day
 is 12 hours
 Sure you can
 but
 *Troll DadBoss*
 problem?

 HOW DOES MOSES MAKE COFFEE?
 Hebrews it.
 quickmeme.com

 What do you
 call the fear
 of being
 trapped in
 a chimney?
 CLAUStrophobia.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
 howtobeadad.com

 I KNOWITSCHEESY
 BUT I FEEL GRATE

 LIHowdoylu Lind Will Smithin the snow-
 Look Lhe fresh prints
 Lu LA
 Son I Have A Joke For u
 Tell Me
 I Know You Dont
 I Dont Get It
 forev
 Pussy
 I Dont Get It
 FFUU
 UU U
 memecenter.com
 MameCenuera

 AN ADVIENTURED
 ALPACA MY BAGS

 What veggie do star athletes eat to run fast?
 Accelery
 ada djks

 What's the difference
 between a piano
 a tuna and glue?
 Son: What?
 You can tuna piano,
 but you can't
 piano a tuna
 Son: What about the glue?
 I knew you'd get stuck there.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
 howtobeladad.com
 SAD

 JOKEDTOSTATICALLYCHARGED
 8-YEAR-OLD THAT SHELL NEED TO
 BE GROUNDED
 SPENT REST OF EVENING
 EXPLAININGIWASNT
 PUNISHING HER

 Guy Dangerous
 @Lerky
 Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
 Mom: *staring at dad
 Dad: ...*clenches fists
 Mom: ...don't!
 Dad: *sweats profusely
 Mom:
 Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

 MY FIRST TIME USING AN ELEVATOR
 WAS AN UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE
 THE SECOND TIME LET ME DOWN

 Server: Do you want
 a cup or a bowl?
 Dad: That's
 probably a good idea.
 Otherwise it will just
 go all over the table.
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Dads universally make unfunny jokes and have terrible humor, and I'm just sitting here $100% screaming/crying.

Dads universally make unfunny jokes and have terrible humor, and I'm just sitting here $100% screaming/crying.