ALL I WANT TO BE IS A RICH DOG WHO WEARS A FUCKING HAWAIIAN LEI. (IG: @moistbuddha)
Honestly... who doesn't wish this? ( @whitepeoplehumor )
Either that or be a tiny bead of sweat running down Sofia Vergara's butt crack and into her majestic fart box during a Bikram yoga class.
(via elliot tebele)
<p>‘A veces fantaseo con ser un Golden Retriever en una familia acomodada’<br/></p>
Living the life
Pet me, feed me and let me sleep.
Feed me & let me sleep.