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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. πŸ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW πŸ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: β€œliterally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, β€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said β€œbish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidβ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say β€œthere is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said β€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED πŸ€— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. πŸ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW πŸ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: β€œliterally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, β€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said β€œbish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidβ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say β€œthere is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said β€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED πŸ€— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a...

Donald Trump, Drugs, and Friday: Jay Z Says Trump is a Joke "With All Disrespect" @balleralert Jay Z Says Trump is a Joke β€œWith All Disrespect” – blogged by @MsJennyb (video @bbcradio1) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On the heels of the release of his most personal album to date, Jay-Z has been sitting down for interviews to divulge his thought process throughout the making of the highly anticipated album, β€œ4:44.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In his most recent interview with BBC Radio 1 on Friday, JayZ discussed his views on Donald Trump after having campaigned for both BarackObama and HillaryClinton in past elections. As Trump continues to reverse Obama-era legislations, alongside Jeff Sessions, who is eager to reignite the war on drugs, Jay Z shared his thoughts on Trump and the current state of politics. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œI believe that we are resilient, especially us as black people and especially the culture. We’ve been through so much more than this guy,” he said. β€œThis guy, I’m looking at him like, man, this is a joke, with all – I can’t even say with all due respect – with all disrespect.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œUntil everyone is free, no one is free,” Jay added. β€œPeriod. That’s just a fact. We are all linked some kind of way. So if you oppress a certain people, everyone is in danger, karmically and in real life. If I’m being oppressed and you have this big, nice mansion, I’m coming inside there. That’s going to happen, that’s just how life is.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Although the country is struggling with racial injustices and increased hate crimes in the wake of the Donald Trump era, Hov believes it is something that we, as a nation and culture, can overcome. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œI don’t think that this is happening if we weren’t prepared to handle it,” he said. β€œI’m just looking forward to what’s next after that, because usually when things are darkest, then light is on its way. I’m not fearful.”
Donald Trump, Drugs, and Friday: Jay Z Says Trump is a Joke "With
 All Disrespect"
 @balleralert
Jay Z Says Trump is a Joke β€œWith All Disrespect” – blogged by @MsJennyb (video @bbcradio1) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On the heels of the release of his most personal album to date, Jay-Z has been sitting down for interviews to divulge his thought process throughout the making of the highly anticipated album, β€œ4:44.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In his most recent interview with BBC Radio 1 on Friday, JayZ discussed his views on Donald Trump after having campaigned for both BarackObama and HillaryClinton in past elections. As Trump continues to reverse Obama-era legislations, alongside Jeff Sessions, who is eager to reignite the war on drugs, Jay Z shared his thoughts on Trump and the current state of politics. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œI believe that we are resilient, especially us as black people and especially the culture. We’ve been through so much more than this guy,” he said. β€œThis guy, I’m looking at him like, man, this is a joke, with all – I can’t even say with all due respect – with all disrespect.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œUntil everyone is free, no one is free,” Jay added. β€œPeriod. That’s just a fact. We are all linked some kind of way. So if you oppress a certain people, everyone is in danger, karmically and in real life. If I’m being oppressed and you have this big, nice mansion, I’m coming inside there. That’s going to happen, that’s just how life is.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Although the country is struggling with racial injustices and increased hate crimes in the wake of the Donald Trump era, Hov believes it is something that we, as a nation and culture, can overcome. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β€œI don’t think that this is happening if we weren’t prepared to handle it,” he said. β€œI’m just looking forward to what’s next after that, because usually when things are darkest, then light is on its way. I’m not fearful.”

Jay Z Says Trump is a Joke β€œWith All Disrespect” – blogged by @MsJennyb (video @bbcradio1) β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On the heels of the release of hi...

Racism, Sorry, and Ugly: One date from talking online briefly is just a silly way to decide Most who I had a connection with online were usually far away from So all you could do is talk and hope to meet I'm not sure why you're blaming me for all the injustices you've faced, but I'm really not interested. Delivered I am not blaming you You are just cold And prove to be immature and naive Ugly and short You blamed me and acted like I judged all women for simply You blamed me and acted like l judged all women for simply Sharing my experiences I will only generalize about whites because enough consistently proved to be insensitive, mean, superficial and racist You are ugly and nothing special and only get male attention based on white privilege Racism is by design. White skin is a birth defect not something special or good and white people have to discriminate and hide history to bring value to their image, it's sad, cruel and pathetic. It takes racism for white beauty to be noticed and for white privilege to exist. privilege to exist. You created the problem but not caring to acknowledge hovw I felt and being so evil that you just looked for a way to make me seem like I have a problem with women. I hope men attack you I am so sick of how white woken reach out to talk the most while beinsg the most heartless, cruel and superficial and insensitive people ever. Bye evil racist You need me to be mean in order for you to be motivated to unmatch me because you are so cold, insensitive and cruel? It seems insensitivity is typical with whites because if that was It seems insensitivity is typical with whites because if that was not the case there would be equality in this world and white privilege could not exist. White women like me based on my looks but in order for me to date them I have to hide my reality from them as a persorn of color or else l am the problem You cannot be real with anyone who is superficial, inconsiderate, naive or insensitive to others Sorry you could not be different from the masses. When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)
Racism, Sorry, and Ugly: One date from talking online
 briefly is just a silly way to
 decide
 Most who I had a connection
 with online were usually far
 away from
 So all you could do is talk and
 hope to meet
 I'm not sure why you're blaming
 me for all the injustices you've
 faced, but I'm really not
 interested.
 Delivered
 I am not blaming you
 You are just cold
 And prove to be immature and
 naive
 Ugly and short
 You blamed me and acted like I
 judged all women for simply

 You blamed me and acted like l
 judged all women for simply
 Sharing my experiences
 I will only generalize about
 whites because enough
 consistently proved to be
 insensitive, mean, superficial
 and racist
 You are ugly and nothing
 special and only get male
 attention based on white
 privilege
 Racism is by design. White
 skin is a birth defect not
 something special or good and
 white people have to
 discriminate and hide history to
 bring value to their image, it's
 sad, cruel and pathetic.
 It takes racism for white beauty
 to be noticed and for white
 privilege to exist.

 privilege to exist.
 You created the problem but
 not caring to acknowledge hovw
 I felt and being so evil that you
 just looked for a way to make
 me seem like I have a problem
 with women.
 I hope men attack you I am so
 sick of how white woken reach
 out to talk the most while beinsg
 the most heartless, cruel and
 superficial and insensitive
 people ever.
 Bye evil racist
 You need me to be mean in
 order for you to be motivated
 to unmatch me because you
 are so cold, insensitive and
 cruel?
 It seems insensitivity is typical
 with whites because if that was

 It seems insensitivity is typical
 with whites because if that was
 not the case there would be
 equality in this world and white
 privilege could not exist.
 White women like me based on
 my looks but in order for me to
 date them I have to hide my
 reality from them as a persorn
 of color or else l am the
 problem
 You cannot be real with anyone
 who is superficial,
 inconsiderate, naive or
 insensitive to others
 Sorry you could not be
 different from the masses.
When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)

When you tell a guy that romantic chemistry is important to you, and also you're an evil racist (full album in comments)