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Friends, Instagram, and Life: Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life @balleralert Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life - blogged by @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Well, just four months after finalizing her divorce with Peter Thomas, Cynthia Bailey is ready to get her groove back. The Real Housewives of Atlanta reality star had everyone talking when she posted this mystery man on her Instagram. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Bailey posted an β€œIG Official” picture of the two looking very cozy. The mystery man is motivational speaker, Will Jones. The two have spending a lot of quality time together. The reality star captioned her pic of her strutting down the dock in Lake Lanier, β€œHe’s got me feeling pretty special.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you have been out of tune with the reality life, CynthiaBailey and PeterThomas separated back in 2016. The two gave many hope of reconciliation on the Bravo reality show with them vacationing together and trying to handle being in each other’s space. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In an interview with People, Cynthia stated that she is happy with how the former couple handled their divorce. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € "I did not want to be mean, or ugly, or ratchet about it. I chose to be in my marriage. I was happy for many years in my marriage and a lot of great things came out of my marriage. I’m good, we’re good.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Maybe we will have the opportunity to see how the two evolve in the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta and whether or not her and Peter remained friends?
Friends, Instagram, and Life: Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey
 Shows Off The New Man In Her
 Life
 @balleralert
Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life - blogged by @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Well, just four months after finalizing her divorce with Peter Thomas, Cynthia Bailey is ready to get her groove back. The Real Housewives of Atlanta reality star had everyone talking when she posted this mystery man on her Instagram. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Bailey posted an β€œIG Official” picture of the two looking very cozy. The mystery man is motivational speaker, Will Jones. The two have spending a lot of quality time together. The reality star captioned her pic of her strutting down the dock in Lake Lanier, β€œHe’s got me feeling pretty special.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you have been out of tune with the reality life, CynthiaBailey and PeterThomas separated back in 2016. The two gave many hope of reconciliation on the Bravo reality show with them vacationing together and trying to handle being in each other’s space. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In an interview with People, Cynthia stated that she is happy with how the former couple handled their divorce. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € "I did not want to be mean, or ugly, or ratchet about it. I chose to be in my marriage. I was happy for many years in my marriage and a lot of great things came out of my marriage. I’m good, we’re good.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Maybe we will have the opportunity to see how the two evolve in the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta and whether or not her and Peter remained friends?

Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life - blogged by @peachkyss β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Well, just four months after finalizing her...

Energy, Jedi, and Kendall Jenner: HARRY STYLES USED HIS SEXUAL MIND POWERS ON A LATE LATE SHOW SECURITY GUARD NEWS Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his exes, and giving one heck of a performance of "Sign of the Times." _ Before he was allowed on set, Harry had to make it through tight security. The guard didn't recognize him without the rest of One Direction in tow, so Harry had to use a power he only employs in the most dire of situations. He stared the guard right in the eyes and unleashed what looked like a beam of pure sexual energy, proving once and for all that he was the Harry Styles. _ He also sat down with Corden and actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who told the audience all about his coop of chickens named after the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Harry took some big sips of coffee when Kendall Jenner came up β€” photos of the two vacationing together were leaked a little over a year ago β€” but the awkwardness didn't quell his good spirits. _ After all, he went on to deliver one of the best performances of "Sign of the Times" he's given so far, with a full band and a ton of backing vocalists helping him out. _ He also wore another great suit, because Harry Styles has a seemingly bottomless closet of truly excellent suits. _ by Sasha Geffen
Energy, Jedi, and Kendall Jenner: HARRY STYLES USED HIS SEXUAL MIND POWERS
 ON A LATE LATE SHOW SECURITY GUARD
 NEWS
Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his exes, and giving one heck of a performance of "Sign of the Times." _ Before he was allowed on set, Harry had to make it through tight security. The guard didn't recognize him without the rest of One Direction in tow, so Harry had to use a power he only employs in the most dire of situations. He stared the guard right in the eyes and unleashed what looked like a beam of pure sexual energy, proving once and for all that he was the Harry Styles. _ He also sat down with Corden and actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who told the audience all about his coop of chickens named after the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Harry took some big sips of coffee when Kendall Jenner came up β€” photos of the two vacationing together were leaked a little over a year ago β€” but the awkwardness didn't quell his good spirits. _ After all, he went on to deliver one of the best performances of "Sign of the Times" he's given so far, with a full band and a ton of backing vocalists helping him out. _ He also wore another great suit, because Harry Styles has a seemingly bottomless closet of truly excellent suits. _ by Sasha Geffen

Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his e...

Allahu Akbar, Appalled, and Apple: SESAME STREET .org After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he could stop picking the cotton. At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Bert pees in the bathtub and notices an alarming amount of blood. Kermit shows off the severed head of grover, in order to strike fear into the souls of americans Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last. "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it! I told you this is heroin! Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction? SESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from sexy sexy children. Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant. "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you can't laugh when they open the casket and see their son is missing. They'll know it was us." Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion. Elmo and Maria make a swift getaway after burning down another shop in Baltimore The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating. After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him. COM Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is. Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's true but doesn't say anything. Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime. Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air. TIE TIMES Joe RI Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's untimely death and worries the cops may be on to him Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach. Bert plays with himself as he listens to Ernie's bathtub song Cookie Monster trips unbelievably hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack these days APPLES SG Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors families into poverty As seen on EricAlper.com Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago The other option is sellingthese little rocks Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps him awake at night. Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance as he fulfills his country girl rape fantasy. O o Ernie laughs as he tells the struggling, dying orphan, "I am the only one who cares about you" as he begins to penetrate her Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their attic as the Nazi's frantically search for them below. As Beaker tests Dr. Bunsen Honeydew s newly invented, fully functioning Rape Alarm, he is more than a little disquieted by the extremely strong signals it picks up. Dr. Honeydew chuckles to himself at Beaker's reaction, knowing full well that he won't be able to tell the cops what's about to happen to him "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!" Grover pretends to not hear Mr. Johnson masturbating kids The whole neighborhood watches as Ernie viciously fucks Telly while taking a romantic bath together Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies 10 SESAME STREET Ernie forgets sign language for,"I wallowed s my entire sperm collection, it has congealed in my thro at and I am choking to death." Bert reassures a frightened Ernie by telling him that jet fuel can't melt sweet dreams. Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his masterpiece "It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection l got from doing it." With the bombing all over the papers, Bert knew they had to watch their step. Ernie could never keep his mouth shut. He'd have to go At that moment, Ernie realized the furry lifestyle just wasn't for him. Unfortunately, this realization came several seconds after Big Bird had buried himself to the hilt in the fursuit's quick-access assflap. Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills, forces him to practice on random objects in the house. Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead infidels the right way according to the Quran. BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH. After having been frozen for 60 years, Bert learns of Hitler's defeat and the fall of the Reich. As Bert turns his head, he realizes that the Viet Cong are about to ambush his patrol. The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room, relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his psyche beyond repair. Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to plant landmines under the sand SESANE STREET "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as he returns from his vacation, hanging out with his pals in Somalia. Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger nephew, cannot enter his home. As the second H flashes on the television, Bert and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have infiltrated the mass media. Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust. Cookie Monster tearfully informs his family the Gestapo officer ordered their immediate eviction and arranged transport to Auschwitz-Birkenau Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving Germany a pretext to invade Poland. Ernie and Bert are delighted when they discover that their plan to bring both Koreas to war might actually work Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS. SESAME STREET] Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world If all those girls die as Virgins, they should at least not be buried as such Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks towards the city's airspace. High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his body through 2 inches of solid brick SESAME STREET .org Kermit is baffled by this negro giving him his 3/5th of an opinion Bert and Ernie agree to drown their mentally retarded son, Bort Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his dick in an ant hill. Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert had left out on the counter top. Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing. As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue. Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a fucking piano if he woke him up for some menial bullshit one more time". Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them. Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover forgetting the goods out of Colombia Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
Allahu Akbar, Appalled, and Apple: SESAME STREET
 .org
 After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized
 that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he
 could stop picking the cotton.

 At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as
 Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came
 to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

 Bert pees in the bathtub
 and notices an alarming
 amount of blood.

 Kermit shows off the severed head
 of grover, in order to strike fear into
 the souls of americans

 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens.
 Ernie's war had begun at last.

 "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it!
 I told you this is heroin!
 Haven't you seen
 Pulp Fiction?

 SESAME STREET
 Grover demonstrates how far the law
 requires him to stay away from sexy sexy
 children.
 Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny

 Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set
 back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant.

 "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you
 can't laugh when they open the casket and see
 their son is missing. They'll know it was us."

 Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha
 enough money for the abortion.

 Elmo and Maria make a swift
 getaway after burning down
 another shop in Baltimore

 The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his
 nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

 After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent
 crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him.

 COM
 Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is.

 Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's
 true but doesn't say anything.

 Ernie prepares to commit a
 hate crime.

 Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his
 rampage of serial murders on the air.

 TIE TIMES Joe RI
 Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's
 untimely death and worries the cops
 may be on to him

 Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege"
 on a card and dangle it over the heads of a
 group of feminists to demonstrate how it
 will always be out of their reach.

 Bert plays with himself as he listens to
 Ernie's bathtub song

 Cookie Monster trips unbelievably
 hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD

 Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack
 these days

 APPLES SG
 Bert and Ernie undercut the
 current apple market value,
 forcing their competitors
 families into poverty

 As seen on EricAlper.com
 Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to
 smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps
 trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago

 The other option is sellingthese little rocks

 Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex
 dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps
 him awake at night.

 Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance
 as he fulfills his country girl
 rape fantasy.

 O o
 Ernie laughs as he tells the
 struggling, dying orphan, "I am the
 only one who cares about you" as
 he begins to penetrate her

 Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their
 attic as the Nazi's frantically search
 for them below.

 As Beaker tests Dr.
 Bunsen Honeydew s newly
 invented, fully functioning
 Rape Alarm, he is more
 than a little disquieted by
 the extremely strong
 signals it picks up. Dr.
 Honeydew chuckles to
 himself at Beaker's
 reaction, knowing full well
 that he won't be able to tell
 the cops what's about to
 happen to him

 "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!"

 Grover pretends to not
 hear Mr. Johnson
 masturbating

 kids
 The whole neighborhood watches as
 Ernie viciously fucks Telly while
 taking a romantic bath together

 Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price
 of some of Oscar's roofies

 10
 SESAME STREET
 Ernie forgets sign language for,"I
 wallowed
 s
 my entire sperm collection, it
 has congealed
 in my
 thro
 at and I am choking to death."

 Bert reassures a
 frightened Ernie by
 telling him that jet fuel
 can't melt sweet
 dreams.

 Rosita coaxes another Suicide
 Hotline caller into pulling the
 trigger, beating Telly's record
 of 12

 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his
 masterpiece

 "It wasn't the fact we were killing children
 that disturbed me. We were at war, after all.
 It's the erection l got from doing it."

 With the bombing all over the
 papers, Bert knew they had
 to watch their step. Ernie
 could never keep his mouth
 shut. He'd have to go

 At that moment, Ernie
 realized the furry lifestyle
 just wasn't for him.
 Unfortunately, this
 realization came several
 seconds after Big Bird had
 buried himself to the hilt in
 the fursuit's quick-access
 assflap.

 Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills,
 forces him to practice on random objects in
 the house.

 Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead
 infidels the right way according to the Quran.

 BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT
 ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD
 NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

 After having been
 frozen for 60 years,
 Bert learns of
 Hitler's defeat and
 the fall of the Reich.

 As Bert turns his head, he
 realizes that the Viet Cong
 are about to ambush his
 patrol.

 The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts
 with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room,
 relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his
 psyche beyond repair.

 Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to
 plant landmines under the sand

 SESANE STREET
 "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as
 he returns from his vacation, hanging out
 with his pals in Somalia.

 Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger
 nephew, cannot enter his home.

 As the second H flashes on the television, Bert
 and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally
 come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they
 realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have
 infiltrated the mass media.

 Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but
 Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

 Cookie Monster tearfully
 informs his family the Gestapo
 officer ordered their immediate
 eviction and arranged transport
 to Auschwitz-Birkenau

 Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving
 Germany a pretext to invade Poland.

 Ernie and Bert are delighted when
 they discover that their plan to
 bring both Koreas to war might
 actually work

 Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS.

 SESAME STREET]
 Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has
 finally found a way to do good in the world
 If all those girls die as Virgins, they should
 at least not be buried as such

 Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks
 towards the city's airspace.

 High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a
 blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his
 body through 2 inches of solid brick

 SESAME STREET
 .org
 Kermit is baffled by this negro giving
 him his 3/5th of an opinion

 Bert and Ernie agree to drown
 their mentally retarded son, Bort

 Ernie learns the ups and downs
 of putting his dick in an ant hill.

 Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert
 had left out on the counter top.

 Ernie educates Bert about why
 the Japanese deserve
 a third nuclear bombing.

 As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew
 suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was
 catching on his tongue.

 Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he
 was going to "literally hit him with a fucking
 piano if he woke him up for some menial
 bullshit one more time".

 Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a
 Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them.

 Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover
 forgetting the goods out of Colombia
Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...

Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...

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