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Af, Ass, and Best Friend: With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better @balleralert Read more:www.balleralert.com With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β € Ladies, I hate to do this to us, but it's only fair. 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash was funny, right? It's the same humor here. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Some of us walk around like we can't do no wrong. We have our noses in the air like our sh*t does not stank. If we are allowed to tell it, we are the total package. We're educated, employed, a beast at ordering take out and we got that snapper box. We "know" how to satisfy our men, but we are magically single and best friends with Duracell and vibrators. That sh*t makes no sense. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Listen if no one tells ya'll, I'm going to tell ya'll. Your box trash AF. That's why you always one and done. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € First of all, wash your ass. If he smells you, you know you smell you. You are quick to talk about your hello kitty being self-cleaning. And so is my oven, but I still have to clean it after each use. Your snail trail out here looking like slug guts . IssaInfection. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Then the appearance is just off. Like why your sh*t looks like it's been ran through. Can you at least groom your nappy dug out. Waxing is your best friend. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On top of that your box dry as the Sahara desert. Ole dude said it feels like he screwing sand paper. You 25 with menopausal vagina. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € And if you not dry, men have to throw anchors out not to fall into the black hole you trying to pass off as good box. Just deep and wide for no good reason. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Then you have the audacity to holler you grown, but your fellatio childish AF. Girl if you don't gobble them balls and swallow his manhood. Don't act like you new to sucking on sh*t. You've been groomed your entire life. The pacifier, blow pops, popsicles and pickles have prepared you for this day... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).
Af, Ass, and Best Friend: With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude
 Should Be Better
 @balleralert
 Read more:www.balleralert.com
With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β € Ladies, I hate to do this to us, but it's only fair. 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash was funny, right? It's the same humor here. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Some of us walk around like we can't do no wrong. We have our noses in the air like our sh*t does not stank. If we are allowed to tell it, we are the total package. We're educated, employed, a beast at ordering take out and we got that snapper box. We "know" how to satisfy our men, but we are magically single and best friends with Duracell and vibrators. That sh*t makes no sense. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Listen if no one tells ya'll, I'm going to tell ya'll. Your box trash AF. That's why you always one and done. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € First of all, wash your ass. If he smells you, you know you smell you. You are quick to talk about your hello kitty being self-cleaning. And so is my oven, but I still have to clean it after each use. Your snail trail out here looking like slug guts . IssaInfection. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Then the appearance is just off. Like why your sh*t looks like it's been ran through. Can you at least groom your nappy dug out. Waxing is your best friend. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € On top of that your box dry as the Sahara desert. Ole dude said it feels like he screwing sand paper. You 25 with menopausal vagina. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € And if you not dry, men have to throw anchors out not to fall into the black hole you trying to pass off as good box. Just deep and wide for no good reason. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Then you have the audacity to holler you grown, but your fellatio childish AF. Girl if you don't gobble them balls and swallow his manhood. Don't act like you new to sucking on sh*t. You've been groomed your entire life. The pacifier, blow pops, popsicles and pickles have prepared you for this day... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).

With A Box So Trash, Your Attitude Should Be Better- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β € Ladies, I hate to do this to...

Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,” you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women don’t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. You’re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash
 @balleralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,” you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women don’t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. You’re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises tha...

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Bitch, College, and Crime: Brock Turner may have avoided real
 jail time, but a college textbook now
 uses him in their definition of rape
 so that's something
 because his
 home was mere blocks away- he couu
 man riding a motorcycle extraoedinarily slowly on a colkd night and d
 gain, he was arrested. What Chris falled to realize was that the change dr
 where he lived meant that even his fiest offense was to be treated as a Dui
 DU, he confronted much more severe consequences with harsher
 the
 rak of losing everything-his construction business, girlfriend, friends,
 cense- because of the zero-tolerance poliky now connected with o
 Rape
 Rape is another example of a crime that has
 sson in its definition over time. While
 crime and considered mala in se, how it has been
 has changed. For example, originally, the Fll
 carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and
 2011, the FBI definition was changed to
 that are considered rape: "penetration, no matter
 the vagina or anus with a body part or object,
 tion by a sex organ of another person, without
 victim This change included boys and men as
 behavlor beyond the penetration of a vagina by a
 the FBI removed the word forcibly from this
 reflect contemporary understanding of this
 not necessarily involve force, but it does involve a
 such as when a person is unconscious. A recent
 example is that of rapist Brock Turner. Turner, a
 University, was caught in the act, and
 three felony charges: assault with intent to
 woman, sexually penetrating an intoxicated
 object, and sexually penetrating an unconscious p
 eign object. Turners victim was unconscious
 rape has
 Brock Tunet, a Scanford student who raped and
 assauted an unconscious female college student
 behind a dumpster at a fraternity party, was recenthy
 releused from jail after serving only three months. Some it happened behind a trash container outside
 are shocked at how short this sentence is. Others who fratemity house on campus.
 are more familiar with the way sexual violence has been
 Additional c
 n the criminal
hate that stupid bitch

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Memes, Vagina, and Daya: Tidak banyak yang tau bahwa di dalam organ intim wanita terdapat banyak kotoran. Untuk membersihkan dan mengeluarkan kotoran tersebut, dapat menggunakan ramuan herbal di bawah ini @HerbalTradisional adalah ramuan herbal yang berkhasiat untuk membersihkan dan mengeluarkan kotoran di dalam organ intim wanita: - Buah majakani - Daun sirih - Pinang muda - Rumput fatimah - dan herbal pilihan yang lain. Jika semua tumbuhan tersebut diolah dengan komposisi yang tepat akan berkhasiat untuk: β€’ Memulihkan elastisitas pada organ intim wanita (kencangkan otot-otot vagina dan merapatkan.) β€’ Menghilangkan penyakit gatal-gatal. β€’ menghilangkan keputihan dan bau pada miss.V. β€’ Mencegah proses penuaan dini. β€’ Membuat PH Asam stabil dan pas. β€’ mengurangi cairan yang berlebihan. β€’ Meningkatkan hormon estrogen wanita. β€’ Meningkatkan daya kemampuan alat kelamin serta tenaga batin. β€’ Membangun rahim dan membersihkan kotoran-kotoran rahim. β€’ Melancarkan alat pencernaan sehingga Buang air menjadi lancar. β€’ Mencegah Kanker rahim - serviks - Servix. β€’ Membantu Program hamil Jika Anda kesulitan dalam mencari tumbuhan-tumbuhan tersebut atau kesulitan mengolahnya, Anda bisa mendapatkan ramuannya di @HerbalTradisional dan bisa konsultasi langsung dengan admin yang berpengalaman menangani konsultasi seputar masalah area kewanitaan. Yuk langsung follow: @HerbalTradisional @HerbalTradisional WA: 085600999982
Memes, Vagina, and Daya: Tidak banyak yang tau bahwa di dalam
 organ intim wanita terdapat banyak kotoran.
 Untuk membersihkan dan mengeluarkan
 kotoran tersebut, dapat menggunakan
 ramuan herbal di bawah ini
@HerbalTradisional adalah ramuan herbal yang berkhasiat untuk membersihkan dan mengeluarkan kotoran di dalam organ intim wanita: - Buah majakani - Daun sirih - Pinang muda - Rumput fatimah - dan herbal pilihan yang lain. Jika semua tumbuhan tersebut diolah dengan komposisi yang tepat akan berkhasiat untuk: β€’ Memulihkan elastisitas pada organ intim wanita (kencangkan otot-otot vagina dan merapatkan.) β€’ Menghilangkan penyakit gatal-gatal. β€’ menghilangkan keputihan dan bau pada miss.V. β€’ Mencegah proses penuaan dini. β€’ Membuat PH Asam stabil dan pas. β€’ mengurangi cairan yang berlebihan. β€’ Meningkatkan hormon estrogen wanita. β€’ Meningkatkan daya kemampuan alat kelamin serta tenaga batin. β€’ Membangun rahim dan membersihkan kotoran-kotoran rahim. β€’ Melancarkan alat pencernaan sehingga Buang air menjadi lancar. β€’ Mencegah Kanker rahim - serviks - Servix. β€’ Membantu Program hamil Jika Anda kesulitan dalam mencari tumbuhan-tumbuhan tersebut atau kesulitan mengolahnya, Anda bisa mendapatkan ramuannya di @HerbalTradisional dan bisa konsultasi langsung dengan admin yang berpengalaman menangani konsultasi seputar masalah area kewanitaan. Yuk langsung follow: @HerbalTradisional @HerbalTradisional WA: 085600999982

@HerbalTradisional adalah ramuan herbal yang berkhasiat untuk membersihkan dan mengeluarkan kotoran di dalam organ intim wanita: - Buah maja...