🔥 25+ Best Memes About Vodka

Funny, Chicken, and Coffee: I can't decide if I need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep I'll figure all this out after my 10 hour nap😴😴 Repost my day one @sobasicicanteven @sobasicicanteven @sobasicicanteven

I'll figure all this out after my 10 hour nap😴😴 Repost my day one @sobasicicanteven @sobasicicanteven @sobasicicanteven

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Be Like, Meme, and Memes: Vodka is made from Potatoes. Potatoes are a vegetable. So, Vodka is a salad. Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Memes, Party, and Vodka: QUANDOORMAI LA VODKA HA PRESOILSOPRAVVENTO NO SLAV NO PARTY E METTIMBARE DIMITRI IN MODALITAANTENNA PER LOCALIZZAREIMPROVVISIPOSTIDIBLOCCO ignoranza

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Memes, Party, and Vodka: QUANDOORMAI LA VODKA HA PRESOILSOPRAVVENTO NO SLA NO PARTY E METTIMBARE DIMITRI IN MODALITAANTENNA PER LOCALIzzARE IMPROVVISIPOSTIDIBLOCCO Da @noslavnoparty

Da @noslavnoparty

McDonalds, Memes, and Pizza: McDonalds needs a Happy Meal for womenafter50: choice of bottle of wine and/or vodka, 3 Xanax, and choice of pizza/saladl chocolate cakel ice cream/burger and fries... and instead of a toy it comes with a portable fan and a fireman calendar- AND a magic pill that absorbs all the calories from the previous mentioned indulgences womenafter 50.COm

Memes, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and you're not shy anymore Lets get naked!

Movies, Pizza, and Tumblr: Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together. confirmance: this 416,405 notes my teeth hurt

my teeth hurt

America, Happy, and Jokes: MADE IN AMERICA BUT WED BE HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT OUR TIES TO RUSSIA UNDER OATH. SMIRNOFF SMIRNOF VODKA @SMIRNOFFUS HAS GOT JOKES!!!!! CAUSE VODKA IS RUSSIAN

@SMIRNOFFUS HAS GOT JOKES!!!!! CAUSE VODKA IS RUSSIAN

Drinking, Memes, and Parents: Nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field from drinking too much vodka

Yeah, Vodka, and Now: Now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered? 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it. https://t.co/DM6jgRpSeG

https://t.co/DM6jgRpSeG

Meme, Memes, and Steam: YOGA VODKA CS GO Which one are u. I think I'm yoga. Nono csgo defo. -Online- Follow my second page @overwatchdreams -------------------- 💓Reached 10k in 6 months and 1 day of having the account. 19-2-2017💓 💲Trade link in description💲 😥Not playing with fans yet😥 -------------------- 👏🏽If you really want to trade with me please DM me about it as i don't like random trades👏🏽 -------------------- Subscribe to my YouTube. 🎶Nightcore Blessing 🎶 -------------------- 😈Not wanting partners under 5k. Dont ask. Begging for skins means block. Dont do shoutouts😈 -------------------- 💰Top donators💰 @csgo.fox £670😍😱💞 Thederpcharley £434 😱😘 @Cs.c0m £190 😍😊 Rico420nk £48 ☺😘😍 @bot_jakey £36😍😘😏 -------------------- 😊Partners😊 @german.lauch_csgo @csgo.Duck 😥Inactive partners will be taken off. Or if you have to many partners😥 ------------------------ ⛔Ignore the hashtags⛔ csgo counterstrike terrorist counterterrorist knifes knife skins memes memelord girlgamer awp giveaways roadto30000 bomb shooter gamer games steam csgomemes zeus csmemes unboxing 360noscope meme csgodreams teamdreams

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Ironic, Movies, and Pizza: Your car is Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together. confirmance this 416,405 notes

Blessed, Girls, and Life: The "Hey! Where's my hug at?" starter pack AMYI What's up girl? Wanna come to Globito tonight? can get you on the list Let me know I'm sorry got a new phone.. who is this? douggiehouse Estate License Exams DUMMIES Marlbom REY G Rest of Us! VODKA NISSAN Gavin Spinkowitz HOLY SHITI Last night was amazingt So glad to party with my boys and MAXIMA some pretty girls Itnuly am blessed, as we all are! Love the life you live!!! Like Comment 9 minutes ago Megan! It's been so long!

Megan! It's been so long!

Af, Funny, and Vodka: Juna Grace @Silly vodka when you hear your name said in a public place even though nobody you know is there and your name is rare af This for all the people who go into souvenir shops and never find a key chain with their name on it 😂😂

This for all the people who go into souvenir shops and never find a key chain with their name on it 😂😂

Calvin Klein, Friends, and Instagram: basic shoelace extra -listens to the arctic monkeys has S ear piercings wears calvin klein underwear -drinks starbucks just always has boy trouble wears white nikes that never to take pics of the cup for instagram get dirty -drinks vodka -watched AHS murder edgy straight from the bottle looks good in crop tops house and now thinks she's -has acrylic nails simple ewelz ring think they're different -never leaves the house only wears black -loves thrift shops without a full face of -chipped nail polish makeup -wants a tattoo but -wants to be a vegan -has loads of friends is too scared -kinda good at drawing -loves red wine -loves coffee but doesn't admit it -rich parents extra hmph

extra hmph

Massage, Memes, and Xanax: CAN'T DECIDE IF I NEED AN XL COFFEE, A HUG, XANAX, A FEW SHOTS OF VODKA, A FULL BODY MASSAGE, WEEKS OF SLEEP. Cwomenafter50 com maybe all of them!! xo Sara

maybe all of them!! xo Sara

Af, Funny, and Vodka: Juna Grace @Silly vodka when you hear your name said in a public place even though nobody you know is there and your name is rare af Follow my personal account @jewhead

Follow my personal account @jewhead

Memes, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Lets get naked! Woooo 💃🏼 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼

Woooo 💃🏼 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼

Monday, Vodka, and Girl Memes: Motivation Monday ofucks Add however much vodka it takes to sooth your wounds. All the vodka 😩

All the vodka 😩

Apple, Drinking, and Juice: Co-Worker: It's 9:30 in the morning. Why are you drinking vodka and apple juice out of my Snoopy Mug? Me HILARY DUFF WhY NOT? on the Doing good a Hilary duff thing now I guess

Doing good a Hilary duff thing now I guess

Chicken, Coffee, and Girl: I can't decide if need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep I need all

I need all

Family, Friends, and Love: how some friends comfort each other Move you You are my family. how my friends comfort each other This is pure straight vodka. You need a sip Who needs love and comfort when you can drown your sorrows in vodka

Who needs love and comfort when you can drown your sorrows in vodka

Funny, Mood, and Coffee: Coworker: you're always in such a great mood how do you do it? Me: TEA COFFEE VODKA It's called my three step program ☺️🍵☕️🍸 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter workseasierwhenyouredrunk

It's called my three step program ☺️🍵☕️🍸 girlsthinkimfunnytwitter workseasierwhenyouredrunk

Be Like, Drinking, and Meme: Bro, they say drinking milk gives you great strength Yes, that's true bro I drank 6 glasses of milk still could not shake a wall. I tried 2 shots of vodka and saw the wall shake by itself Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Gym, Soda, and Banana: A BANANA IS 105 CALORIES A VODKA SODA IS 64 CALORIES CHOOSE WISELY 😂😂😂 @aestheticelite 🔥🔥

😂😂😂 @aestheticelite 🔥🔥

Future, Summer, and Define: When you the find the vodka that's going to define your summer ARE YOU TING SMIRNOFF RED WHITE BERRY That’s right, @SmirnoffUS Red, White & Berry is back! We see Star-Spangled Shots in our future for Memorial Day SmirnoffPartner

That’s right, @SmirnoffUS Red, White & Berry is back! We see Star-Spangled Shots in our future for Memorial Day SmirnoffPartner

Funny, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Letts get naked! I already am

I already am

Vodka, Asis, and Asi: El Vodka eScono el agua, pero con superpoderes. platano Algo así.

Algo así.

Naked, What Is, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Letts get naked! What is shy?

What is shy?

Drinking, Funny, and Memes: nothing like the days when you'd tell your parents you were at a sleepover and you'd really be dying in a field from drinking too much vodka. A only @sarcasm ⠀

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Funny, Life, and Memes: The people who don't like vodka, but drink it anyway when you put it in front of them are the kind of people you need in your life sarcasm only ⠀

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Funny, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Lets get naked! Yeeeeeeet!!😂😂😂💯

Yeeeeeeet!!😂😂😂💯

Best Friend, Crying, and Dude: Sprint 3G 2:20 AM T 88% D Notes June 17, 2014, 12:37 AM "It's not that don't love you. It's the sound l heard when l was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him l swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years l watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills. It's not that l don't love you. It's all the blood in the sink. It's the night that l spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn't love her anymore. It's the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood So much blood It's not that don't love you. It's the time 8836 D' Sprint 3G 2:20 AM ooooo Notes It's not that I don't love you. It's the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. l think when you love someone, it never really goes away. It's not that I don't love you. It's the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn't handle getting out of bed When she came back was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can't fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays It's not that l don't love you. It's that l do." Holy shit dude https://t.co/YgbYFsKU8M

Holy shit dude https://t.co/YgbYFsKU8M

Food, Gym, and Soda: A BANANA IS 105 CALORIES A VODKA SODA IS 64 CALORIES CHOOSE WISELY SE IE RI RO OA -a aur 트 Y. AC C4 5G OS 11 SA ID AO NS AA NK AD BO AV Food for thought. . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE 🎉🎊 USE CODE 'DYE10' ✔️

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Dude, Funny, and Juice: Me: Just the fidget spinner, vodka, lottery ticket, and vape juice Cashier: Damn dude r u ok getty images Juice Images Ltd I'm not but thanks for asking

I'm not but thanks for asking

Confidence, Meme, and Memes: When the vodka kicks in and your confidence skyrockets. Hahahah @vodkalana is my favorite meme page 😂😂🙌🏼

Hahahah @vodkalana is my favorite meme page 😂😂🙌🏼

Water, Relatable, and Vodka: THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE The glass is The glass is is that water half empty or vodka? half ful! on fridays i'm the third one

on fridays i'm the third one

Dieting, Vodka, and Girl Memes: For me, dieting is just switching to vodka until my jeans feel a little looser @witty idiot About that liquid diet @wittyidiot

About that liquid diet @wittyidiot

Life, Memes, and Work: the ppl who don't like vodka but drink it anyway when u put it in front of them are the kind of ppl u need in ur life And I need them right now to leave work meet me on the patio k thanks 💕🙋🏽🍸TAG A FRIEND THATS ALWAYS DOWN TO DRANK 🥂💅🏼

And I need them right now to leave work meet me on the patio k thanks 💕🙋🏽🍸TAG A FRIEND THATS ALWAYS DOWN TO DRANK 🥂💅🏼

Friends, Memes, and Shit: When u put to much vodka in ur drink but u still need to drink that shit IG Gellentvshow tag someone - ur friends

tag someone - ur friends

Memes, Soda, and Banana: A BANANA IS105 CALORIES A VODKA SODA IS G4 CALORIES CHOOSE WISELY That's a tough one 🤔🍸 @thehandyj @thehandyj @thehandyj @thehandyj

That's a tough one 🤔🍸 @thehandyj @thehandyj @thehandyj @thehandyj

Instagram, Memes, and Vodka: VERTRAU MIR, DU KANNSTTANZEN VODKA instagram.com/brainfactii Trust me, you can dance. 🍸

Trust me, you can dance. 🍸

Memes, Chicken, and Coffee: I can't decide if need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep I'll take the lot ❤️ Follow @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69

I'll take the lot ❤️ Follow @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69

Dank, Naked, and Vodka: When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore Lets get naked! Ef Postize

Chicken, Coffee, and Vodka: I can't decide if I need an XL coffee, a hug, 8 shots of vodka, 826 chicken nuggets, or 2 months of sleep All of the above plz @mybestiesays

All of the above plz @mybestiesays

Anaconda, Friday, and Lmao: my Friday nights are 100% undoubtedly more pathetic than yours without contest starter pack SMIRNOFF VODKA Farewell Literally stfu about Alex remotely Not even entertaining anymore ana ACIDRAP VALIUM @blacks heepmemes (diazepam LONOPIN clonazepam tinder NETFLIX Lmao I swear I win...you cant one up me...I'm always like what music should i throw into these packs every time and jus go with what's on shuffle...fuck cocoa butter kisses and sea of love smh

Lmao I swear I win...you cant one up me...I'm always like what music should i throw into these packs every time and jus go with what's on sh...

Dank, Vodka, and 🤖: A They named a brand of vodka after me....

They named a brand of vodka after me....

Dank, Shit, and Ecards: Look at that, it's Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Pour me a vodka anything your some ecards.

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