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Memes, Glee, and Urban: HAHHA IT WAS ME @DrSmashlove Peep how the kitty celebrating tho. Proud. Thrilled. Delighted. U feel me? Exuberant. This is her nature. Some of God's creatures fvck shit up and feel remorse. Sadness. "Why am I so extra? Why do I allow small infractions to lead me to do the absolute most? I need to get right with God 😢." Not cats. Cats do the most because God created them to be earth's little assholes. Show them kindness? Show them love? Show them care and affection? They still gon fvck your shit up with glee. Like when yo girl get mad at u for a reason she invented in her mind and throw your Jordans, Amiri jeans, John Elliott tees and hoodies, and limited edition fitted Cubs caps with the commemorative WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 2016 embroidery on the side into a pile, douse them with the lighter fluid u use to barbecue dinner FOR HER, drop a match, play "Sex With Me" by Rihanna on full blast on your Beats speakers, apply black war paint to her face and do the rain dance around the fire while five years of work assembling a comfortable yet stylish, urban yet tasteful-grown-up wardrobe get roasted like a marshmallow while she exclaim "SEX WITH ME, SO AMAZINNNNN...HOPE YOU REMEMBER IT...BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN" and u just like "the Becca on my missed calls is Becca Rosenstein - a banker at Barclays with whom I'm working on a deal" and she just like "ROSENSTEIN LIKE THE ROSES U NEVER GAVE ME ON VALENTINES DAY" and u just like "but I did give you roses 🤔" and she just stand there blinking rapidly at u while she in only a bra and war paint and she take a sip of her fifth vodka for the night and say "were they really for me though? 🤔 Sex with ME...SO...AMAYzinnnnnnn..." and u just like "ok. This is what I get. I get it now, God. You win this round 😢..." <- not based on a true story...or maybe it is? smfh 😂😂😂
Memes, Glee, and Urban: HAHHA IT WAS ME
 @DrSmashlove
Peep how the kitty celebrating tho. Proud. Thrilled. Delighted. U feel me? Exuberant. This is her nature. Some of God's creatures fvck shit up and feel remorse. Sadness. "Why am I so extra? Why do I allow small infractions to lead me to do the absolute most? I need to get right with God 😢." Not cats. Cats do the most because God created them to be earth's little assholes. Show them kindness? Show them love? Show them care and affection? They still gon fvck your shit up with glee. Like when yo girl get mad at u for a reason she invented in her mind and throw your Jordans, Amiri jeans, John Elliott tees and hoodies, and limited edition fitted Cubs caps with the commemorative WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 2016 embroidery on the side into a pile, douse them with the lighter fluid u use to barbecue dinner FOR HER, drop a match, play "Sex With Me" by Rihanna on full blast on your Beats speakers, apply black war paint to her face and do the rain dance around the fire while five years of work assembling a comfortable yet stylish, urban yet tasteful-grown-up wardrobe get roasted like a marshmallow while she exclaim "SEX WITH ME, SO AMAZINNNNN...HOPE YOU REMEMBER IT...BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN" and u just like "the Becca on my missed calls is Becca Rosenstein - a banker at Barclays with whom I'm working on a deal" and she just like "ROSENSTEIN LIKE THE ROSES U NEVER GAVE ME ON VALENTINES DAY" and u just like "but I did give you roses 🤔" and she just stand there blinking rapidly at u while she in only a bra and war paint and she take a sip of her fifth vodka for the night and say "were they really for me though? 🤔 Sex with ME...SO...AMAYzinnnnnnn..." and u just like "ok. This is what I get. I get it now, God. You win this round 😢..." <- not based on a true story...or maybe it is? smfh 😂😂😂

Peep how the kitty celebrating tho. Proud. Thrilled. Delighted. U feel me? Exuberant. This is her nature. Some of God's creatures fvck shit ...