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Vomiting: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222
Vomiting: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

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Vomiting: 420 Del Mere Moil A e Prdessr of Sar Sayeed Ikramuddin, MS Min Department e Co-Direr Minimally School of Medicine UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA Changes GE INSTRUCTIONS AEEP tak peir related to your visit or instructions please contact your discharge department above About Your Visit: AllinaHealth Ñe When should you be concemed? Call your surgeon if you have -a temperature higher than 101.6 -problems or signs of infection at your incision site increased redness, tendermess drainage odoe warmth or green or yellow discharge - any change in movement such as new weakness or inability to move affected arm or leg - any change in sensation such as new numbness or tingling ED - severe pain that is not relieved by medicine, rest or ice any other problems, questions or concerns about your surgery Call your primary provider if you have: - dizziness or lightheadedness that will not stop - nausea (upset stomach) and vomiting (throwing up) that will not stop - any bowel problems such as constipation or bloody stools -any problems urinating such as burning urgency or frequency - any other problems questions or concens jeuuou sy bumods awos Buipa q jo Buisnug jensnun kue- About your general health Call 911if you have chest pain problem breathing or shortness of breath Why were you at the hospital? You were in the hospital for right carpal tunnel releasse Changes (t any) to your home medicines are listed below. BE SURE TO REVIEW YOUR EULL MEDICINELIST FOUND LATERIN THIS DOCUMENT please contact your health care provider. Medicine Changes saupipauu osays inoge suopsanb ue aABY nok Your medications have changed 0 START taking HYDROcodone-acetaminophen (S-325 mg) (NORCO) Sara 8 Murad (MRNN 1007842834) • Printed at 12/31/19 920 AM My cat paying the bills
Vomiting: 420 Del
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 A e Prdessr of Sar
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 Min
 Department e
 Co-Direr Minimally
 School of Medicine
 UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA
 Changes
 GE INSTRUCTIONS
 AEEP tak
 peir
 related to your visit or instructions please contact your discharge department above
 About Your Visit:
 AllinaHealth Ñe
 When should you be concemed?
 Call your surgeon if you have
 -a temperature higher than 101.6
 -problems or signs of infection at your incision site increased redness, tendermess drainage odoe warmth or
 green or yellow discharge
 - any change in movement such as new weakness or inability to move affected arm or leg
 - any change in sensation such as new numbness or tingling
 ED
 - severe pain that is not relieved by medicine, rest or ice
 any other problems, questions or concerns about your surgery
 Call your primary provider if you have:
 - dizziness or lightheadedness that will not stop
 - nausea (upset stomach) and vomiting (throwing up) that will not stop
 - any bowel problems such as constipation or bloody stools
 -any problems urinating such as burning urgency or frequency
 - any other problems questions or concens
 jeuuou sy bumods awos Buipa q jo Buisnug jensnun kue-
 About your general health
 Call 911if you have chest pain problem breathing or shortness of breath
 Why were you at the hospital?
 You were in the hospital for right carpal tunnel releasse
 Changes (t any) to your home medicines are listed below.
 BE SURE TO REVIEW YOUR EULL MEDICINELIST
 FOUND LATERIN THIS DOCUMENT
 please contact your health care provider.
 Medicine Changes
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 Your medications have changed
 0 START taking
 HYDROcodone-acetaminophen (S-325 mg) (NORCO)
 Sara 8 Murad (MRNN 1007842834) • Printed at 12/31/19 920 AM
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Vomiting: Once, I went down to a department store, I was with a rather old man who didn't understand how commercial businesses work. The old man reeked of stale old woman vagina, however, I kept this to myself afraid the old man might fucking shit his britches off. He then shouted unreasonably loud, "I never thought a 96 year old woman could get so wet nigga!" He's not even black. A nearby customer, who is black, gets mad fucking angry and slams the fuck out of the perfume counter. PERFUME GOES EVERYWHERE! The old man gets a overwhelming whiff of the perfume and begins having a violent seizure, shit flying out of his ass everywhere. Jack Black pranced on, by doing some weird ass face and slipped on the pile of liquid shit, screaming: "Fuck, can a man skip in peace?". A random child is caught stealing candy through all the commotion, to which the angry ass asian store owner gets fucking heated and slams a glass on Jack Blacks head. Jack Black faces the store owner and whips out a 12 gauge shotgun from his ass then proceeds to shotgun blast the store owner in the face with fury. Coming out of a tent located in the dog food aisle, Bernie Sanders said with pride, "In this country a man should be able to skip around a store without slipping on a steaming pile of liquid shit. That killing was justified." The repercussions were removed, and mostly everyone went about their day. However, the memories still lingered in Jack Black's mind, in fact; they haunted him as he tossed and turned every night with rage. As much as he tried, he just couldn't get the crusty shit globs out of his beard. Bernie showed up at his house later that night and slammed against his door with a can of pedigree loud as fuck: "Open the door you fat fuck, I have christmas dinner!" Jack Black didn't answer the door, as he was afraid of Bernie's sensible political opinions, and Bernie crawled up a nearby tree to sleep. The next morning, neighborhood children thought he was a pinata and started to yell "Give us some candy you old bitch!". Bernie replied "Here I'll give you some candy you little shit." Bernie proceeded to throw up dog food on them from last night. One of the "special" kids proceeded to scoop up the dog food and eat it like ripe sweaty ass on a hot summer day. His friend Tyrone Zimbabwe peeked his head out of the tree and yelled with splendor, “Holy shit nigga thas fuckin nasty!" A bunch of bloods showed up in a Bentley truck and started doing a drive-by on Jack Black's house. Jack Black finally heard all the commotion and raced outside of his house, he then grasped the retarded kid and chucked him at the bloods screaming, “Natural selection niggas!". The kid hit the truck like a retarded sack of potatoes to no effect, all while projectile vomiting dog food in a backflip all over the neighborhood kids. It was then revealed in epic fashion that Filthy Frank was the driver of the Bentley. To everyone's surprise Pink Guy was in the passenger seat, this confused everyone because most thought they were both the same person. grandayy Pink guy stuck his flaming ass out of the passenger seat window with a wild grin and completely ripped ass releasing toxic fumes like a Nazi gas chamber. Jack Black fucking died from inhaling the obnoxiously stanky bullshit ass fumes. Bernie Sanders waited until it was all over and jumped out of the tree, dog food falling all over. He landed with a sick ass parkour roll, and the bloods in the back seat said, "Damn this old nigga got clout." The bloods all lowered their weapons with ease "Why didn't you say it was you bernie? We ain't bouta' harm the one nigga that's gonna make weed legal." Then something miraculous happened, a crater opened in the ground and a big round boulder blocking the sacred entrance to christ's cave slowly moved itself aside, allowing a holy light to seep into the atmosphere. Then, Jack Black arose from the crater dressed in a white robe with a thorned wreath on his head. "I am now black jesus! I am here to atone for your sins!" The bloods all pause. Filthy Frank mutters “Nigga, do you have any idea how dumb that name sounds?" Black Jesus obviously has none of that and takes one of his vintage guitars from School Of RockTM, lights it on fire and hurls it at 50 miles per hour directly into the driver side window of the truck. This impact hits Filthy Frank and Pink Guy directly, cutting off Filthy Frank's head. The bloods in the back say "Aw fuck no nigga" and throw a grenade out of the window without pulling the pin. "Amateurs." Black Jesus mutters, while pulling a glock out of his back pocket and shooting them both. 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He held eye contact with Black Jesus the entire time while Donald Trump sat next to them in the backseat playing Fornite on his Iphone XVII. Black Jesus fired multiple shots at the warlord's window, but this didn't make the Warlord flinch or stop smiling. Once he was done with Hillary, the Warlord pulled it out of Hillary's stank pussy, stepped outside, spun it up, and took aim as his whole inbred family climbed out of the trunk and watched. "SUCK MY DICK!" yelled the warlord as Hillary's juices flew off the minigun onto his wifes face. As He started to shoot down Black Jesus's house and caused Bernie Sanders to shit his pants so hard all the neighborhood dogs came running to eat all the dog food that came from Bernie's ass. Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year
Vomiting: Once, I went down to a department store, I was with a rather old man who didn't
 understand how commercial businesses work. The old man reeked of stale old
 woman vagina, however, I kept this to myself afraid the old man might fucking shit
 his britches off.
 He then shouted unreasonably loud, "I never thought a 96 year old woman could
 get so wet nigga!" He's not even black. A nearby customer, who is black, gets mad
 fucking angry and slams the fuck out of the perfume counter. PERFUME GOES
 EVERYWHERE! The old man gets a overwhelming whiff of the perfume and begins
 having a violent seizure, shit flying out of his ass everywhere. Jack Black pranced
 on, by doing some weird ass face and slipped on the pile of liquid shit, screaming:
 "Fuck, can a man skip in peace?". A random child is caught stealing candy through
 all the commotion, to which the angry ass asian store owner gets fucking heated
 and slams a glass on Jack Blacks head. Jack Black faces the store owner and whips
 out a 12 gauge shotgun from his ass then proceeds to shotgun blast the store owner
 in the face with fury.
 Coming out of a tent located in the dog food aisle, Bernie Sanders said with pride,
 "In this country a man should be able to skip around a store without slipping on a
 steaming pile of liquid shit. That killing was justified." The repercussions were
 removed, and mostly everyone went about their day.
 However, the memories still lingered in Jack Black's mind, in fact; they haunted him
 as he tossed and turned every night with rage. As much as he tried, he just couldn't
 get the crusty shit globs out of his beard. Bernie showed up at his house later that
 night and slammed against his door with a can of pedigree loud as fuck: "Open the
 door you fat fuck, I have christmas dinner!" Jack Black didn't answer the door, as he
 was afraid of Bernie's sensible political opinions, and Bernie crawled up a nearby
 tree to sleep. The next morning, neighborhood children thought he was a pinata
 and started to yell "Give us some candy you old bitch!". Bernie replied "Here I'll give
 you some candy you little shit." Bernie proceeded to throw up dog food on them
 from last night. One of the "special" kids proceeded to scoop up the dog food and
 eat it like ripe sweaty ass on a hot summer day. His friend Tyrone Zimbabwe peeked
 his head out of the tree and yelled with splendor, “Holy shit nigga thas fuckin
 nasty!"
 A bunch of bloods showed up in a Bentley truck and started doing a drive-by on
 Jack Black's house. Jack Black finally heard all the commotion and raced outside of
 his house, he then grasped the retarded kid and chucked him at the bloods
 screaming, “Natural selection niggas!". The kid hit the truck like a retarded sack of
 potatoes to no effect, all while projectile vomiting dog food in a backflip all over the
 neighborhood kids.
 It was then revealed in epic fashion that Filthy Frank was the driver of the Bentley.
 To everyone's surprise Pink Guy was in the passenger seat, this confused everyone
 because most thought they were both the same person.
 grandayy
 Pink guy stuck his flaming ass out of the passenger seat window with a wild grin
 and completely ripped ass releasing toxic fumes like a Nazi gas chamber. Jack Black
 fucking died from inhaling the obnoxiously stanky bullshit ass fumes.
 Bernie Sanders waited until it was all over and jumped out of the tree, dog food
 falling all over. He landed with a sick ass parkour roll, and the bloods in the back
 seat said, "Damn this old nigga got clout." The bloods all lowered their weapons
 with ease "Why didn't you say it was you bernie? We ain't bouta' harm the one nigga
 that's gonna make weed legal."
 Then something miraculous happened, a crater opened in the ground and a big
 round boulder blocking the sacred entrance to christ's cave slowly moved itself
 aside, allowing a holy light to seep into the atmosphere.
 Then, Jack Black arose from the crater dressed in a white robe with a thorned
 wreath on his head. "I am now black jesus! I am here to atone for your sins!"
 The bloods all pause. Filthy Frank mutters “Nigga, do you have any idea how dumb
 that name sounds?" Black Jesus obviously has none of that and takes one of his
 vintage guitars from School Of RockTM, lights it on fire and hurls it at 50 miles per
 hour directly into the driver side window of the truck. This impact hits Filthy Frank
 and Pink Guy directly, cutting off Filthy Frank's head. The bloods in the back say
 "Aw fuck no nigga" and throw a grenade out of the window without pulling the pin.
 "Amateurs." Black Jesus mutters, while pulling a glock out of his back pocket and
 shooting them both. Suddenly, Pink guy puts his head up. He managed to duck
 under the guitar that Black Jesus had thrown! He yells, “O0OYYYUUAAA" and
 climbs out of the car window. Black jesus picks up the old unpulled grenade and
 throws it into the car.
 Pink guy screams as he runs from the car and *BOOM!*. Pink guy then pulls out a
 walkie talkie and mutters sexually into it "Got a big dick nigga over here, need
 backup!".
 Immediately after, two sedans roll up and pink guy hurls himself onto one as the
 other pulls in front of him and starts shooting. Pink guy rolls away. Satan was the
 shooter, naked in the front seat, fucking George Bush in the ass as his head stuck
 outſof the pink car's floor. Hillary Clinton was sitting in the back seat getting fucked
 mega hard with a spinning rusty minigun held by a Nigerian Warlord. The windows
 were bulletproof, and the warlord sat in front of the window smiling his ass off. He
 held eye contact with Black Jesus the entire time while Donald Trump sat next to
 them in the backseat playing Fornite on his Iphone XVII. Black Jesus fired multiple
 shots at the warlord's window, but this didn't make the Warlord flinch or stop
 smiling. Once he was done with Hillary, the Warlord pulled it out of Hillary's stank
 pussy, stepped outside, spun it up, and took aim as his whole inbred family climbed
 out of the trunk and watched.
 "SUCK MY DICK!" yelled the warlord as Hillary's juices flew off the minigun onto his
 wifes face. As He started to shoot down Black Jesus's house and caused Bernie
 Sanders to shit his pants so hard all the neighborhood dogs came running to eat all
 the dog food that came from Bernie's ass.
Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year

Ridiculous Pink Guy "Fan fiction" Me and a couple friends wrote last year

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Vomiting: 4 hrs
 Taking my 1.5 yr son to the ER because he has fever and has been
 throwing up. Is there any medicine or something they might try and do
 that we should make sure we refuse? He's not had any vaccinations.
 This is our last resort it's been 3 days with the fever and he's getting
 lethargic
 n Weird but did you try an enema? The book
 Doctor Denmark says it - is a great resource. Hope he is feeling
 better soon!
 Like - Reply 4h
 Cucumber juice, coconut water, orange juice. Raw
 local honey. Check out Medical Medium. My kids have fevers,
 sometimes for a week or two. It's okay. Fevers are our immune
 system fighting off viruses and bacteria. It's our body's defense
 mechanism. Sending healing prayers A
 Like · Reply · 2h
 Take a charcoal cap and sorinkle it in a soppy
 L
 cup of water. This absorbs the bad bacteria and stops the
 vomiting. You can find them at grocery stores in the supplement
 section
 Like - Reply - 37m
 ht Fevers aren't the problem. They're how the
 body fights illness. Let him keep the fever. Just monitor it to
 make sure it doesnt go over 104. If it's getting there give him a
 bath. That will bring it down. Doesnt even need to be a cold
 bath. Even pretty warm baths will bring down the temperature.
 Fevers are our natural medicine.
 Like - Reply - 34m
 A O ,
 fevers are GOOD - just keep up his fluids or use PICKLE
 SOCKS to hydrate electrolytes and draw fever from his
 head.
 V try not to worr...
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 Take white cotton socks soak them in pickle juice. Ring
 them so they aren't dripping put them on the fee.
 See More
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 212 Comments
 k l'd be careful w iv fluids because once you sign
 a "consent to treat" they can put whatever they want into your
 baby. And they'd love to get their hands on a perfectly healthy
 unvaccinated child. Yes, I'm paranoid, but this shit really
 happens.
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 and forehead. And if you don't mind rubbing alcohol my ex
 mother in law had a remedy of soaking stripes of paper towels
 and wrapping their feet and putting on socks. Also rubbing down
 their back and covering them. A
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Pickle socks are a thing...

Pickle socks are a thing...

Vomiting: Why is our Healer also vomiting up spiders? (Pathfinder)
Vomiting: Why is our Healer also vomiting up spiders? (Pathfinder)

Why is our Healer also vomiting up spiders? (Pathfinder)