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Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,โ€ you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women donโ€™t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. Youโ€™re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Af, Bad, and Dude: 10 Reasons Why Your D*ck ls Trash
 @balleralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises that give out orgasms like free lunch. Every dude is well endowed and knows what they're doing, and if they're allowed to gas you, they all will tell you how nasty they are and how their skully (oral sex ) game is beasty. Somehow, women buy that wolf and soon realize the d*ck is wack AF. By that time, it's too late and an L has been bestowed upon her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Word to the wise: dudes with a village of kids usually have good d*ck. Not to mention, if he doesn't say anything about his performance outside of "I know me and I'm good at what I do,โ€ you about to get the most phenomenal d*ck of your life. Don't question me. Just accept the facts, lol. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Anyhoo, here are the top reasons the d*ck is wack AF. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 1. She is allergic to shellfish. That little shrimp is only tickling her labia. If she doesn't gasp when you put it in-It's wack. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 2. And if you have length, you're missing girth. Women donโ€™t want to bust a vein trying to grip your pencil d*ck. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 3. You make too much noise. Yeah, she knows you are swimming in ecstasy, but right now she's drowning in your theatrics. It's bad enough your d*ck is small, but the noise is stopping her from concentrating on gripping your vienna and climaxing. The sh*t is hard work. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 4. Eating is not literal. Your pregame is horrid. Youโ€™re either eating vagina like a cat licking milk or you about to give her a total hysterectomy. There are nerves down there sir. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 5. Mentioning nerves. Stop trying to beat her walls down or rupture her cervix. She needs all components. That hurts like hell. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 6. And if you're a decent size, you are Thumper the Quick Pumper. She just slid on your manhood and it's over already. I'm pretty sure paint drying would be more gratifying. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 7. And let's not get into how boring you are in bed. It's the same two ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

10 Reasons Why Your D*ck Is Trash - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € If you let men tell it, all of them have magical golden penises tha...

Children, Climbing, and Family: That's Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of World's Largest Cruise Ship @balleralert Thatโ€™s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of Worldโ€™s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In April, Royal Caribbean will unveil a brand new ship, which will overthrow its sister ship to become the worldโ€™s largest cruise ship. The Symphony of the Seas weighs in at a whopping 230,000 tons with room for 5,500 guests, the company said in a statement. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The Symphony highlights its brand new 125-square meter family suites, which hold up to eight travelers in two bedrooms. The family suites will consists of two levels with wraparound balconies and ocean views. But, if that wasnโ€™t enough, Royal Caribbean has included a slide, a climbing wall, a TV room with a popcorn machine, video games and more, for its customers traveling with their families and small children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As for the rest of the ship, the Symphony features a 10-story waterslide, which is the biggest at sea, in addition to a zip line, two rock-climbing walls, surf simulators and more. Although the Symphony accommodates the children and young and heart, it also offers a Bionic Bar with robotic bartenders, a movie theater, a sports bar, an arcade and much more. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The ship is expected to set sail in April around the Mediterranean and dock in its home port of Miami in November.
Children, Climbing, and Family: That's Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets
 Debut of World's Largest Cruise Ship
 @balleralert
Thatโ€™s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of Worldโ€™s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In April, Royal Caribbean will unveil a brand new ship, which will overthrow its sister ship to become the worldโ€™s largest cruise ship. The Symphony of the Seas weighs in at a whopping 230,000 tons with room for 5,500 guests, the company said in a statement. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The Symphony highlights its brand new 125-square meter family suites, which hold up to eight travelers in two bedrooms. The family suites will consists of two levels with wraparound balconies and ocean views. But, if that wasnโ€™t enough, Royal Caribbean has included a slide, a climbing wall, a TV room with a popcorn machine, video games and more, for its customers traveling with their families and small children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As for the rest of the ship, the Symphony features a 10-story waterslide, which is the biggest at sea, in addition to a zip line, two rock-climbing walls, surf simulators and more. Although the Symphony accommodates the children and young and heart, it also offers a Bionic Bar with robotic bartenders, a movie theater, a sports bar, an arcade and much more. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The ship is expected to set sail in April around the Mediterranean and dock in its home port of Miami in November.

Thatโ€™s Baller: Royal Caribbean Sets Debut of Worldโ€™s Largest Cruise Ship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In April, Royal Caribbean wi...

Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her place and you notice some red flags but you play it off cuz you're trying to get your dick wet teel very welcome here. When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so Iโ€™ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly itโ€™s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if sheโ€™s on her period that week? I donโ€™t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesnโ€™t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her
 place and you notice some red
 flags but you play it off cuz you're
 trying to get your dick wet
 teel very welcome here.
When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so Iโ€™ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly itโ€™s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if sheโ€™s on her period that week? I donโ€™t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesnโ€™t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.

When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nip...

Baller Alert, Elizabeth Eckford, and Memes: Today Marks The 60th Anniversary of the Little Rock, Arkansas Nine @balleralert Today Marks The 60th Anniversary of the Little Rock, Arkansas Nine- blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It's more than an honor to celebrate those who sacrificed their anonymity to serve as catalysts to promote change. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On September 25, 1957, nine adolescents were caught between state and federal governments and authorities as they were attempting to desegregate Central High. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Thelma Mothershed Wair, Minnijean Brown Trickey, Terrence Roberts, Carlotta Walls LaNier, Gloria Ray Karlmark, Ernest Green, Elizabeth Eckford and Melba Pattillo Beals were escorted into Central by U.S. Army Troops per President Dwight D. Eisenhower. Met with opposition from Arkansas governor Orval Faubus who called in the National Guard, these phenomenal individuals change the trajectory of history. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Greeted by segregationist mobs and opposers, these nine persevered. Today we, Baller Alert salutes the Little Rock Nine. Their sacrifice changed history and although we have a bit further to go, their selflessness has brought us thus far. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time BA will like to acknowledge the passing of one of the catalysts. As the Nine embark upon the 60th anniversary, one member will be with the unit in spirit. Jefferson Thomas passed on September 5, 2010 from pancreatic cancer.
Baller Alert, Elizabeth Eckford, and Memes: Today Marks The 60th Anniversary of
 the Little Rock, Arkansas Nine
 @balleralert
Today Marks The 60th Anniversary of the Little Rock, Arkansas Nine- blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It's more than an honor to celebrate those who sacrificed their anonymity to serve as catalysts to promote change. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On September 25, 1957, nine adolescents were caught between state and federal governments and authorities as they were attempting to desegregate Central High. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Thelma Mothershed Wair, Minnijean Brown Trickey, Terrence Roberts, Carlotta Walls LaNier, Gloria Ray Karlmark, Ernest Green, Elizabeth Eckford and Melba Pattillo Beals were escorted into Central by U.S. Army Troops per President Dwight D. Eisenhower. Met with opposition from Arkansas governor Orval Faubus who called in the National Guard, these phenomenal individuals change the trajectory of history. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Greeted by segregationist mobs and opposers, these nine persevered. Today we, Baller Alert salutes the Little Rock Nine. Their sacrifice changed history and although we have a bit further to go, their selflessness has brought us thus far. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € At this time BA will like to acknowledge the passing of one of the catalysts. As the Nine embark upon the 60th anniversary, one member will be with the unit in spirit. Jefferson Thomas passed on September 5, 2010 from pancreatic cancer.

Today Marks The 60th Anniversary of the Little Rock, Arkansas Nine- blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € It's more than an...

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Creepy: Pupper does an awoo Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." Just like that. U get me? "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try ๐Ÿค—). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know โ˜บ๏ธ" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚)
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Creepy: Pupper does an awoo
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." Just like that. U get me? "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try ๐Ÿค—). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know โ˜บ๏ธ" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know โ˜บ๏ธ." Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚)

Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know โ˜บ๏ธ."...