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Wannabe: “Worldclaimer is such a wannabe”
Wannabe: “Worldclaimer is such a wannabe”

“Worldclaimer is such a wannabe”

Wannabe: blizzrhy: libertarirynn: dashas-hideous-laughter: fanburgers: laizy-boy: ask-crammaster-ham: here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways” if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;  ft John: I found the original Oh wow it’s even worse than I expected. This is truly the post of the decade Wait, but SUMO came out in 2016, I could’ve sworn I saw this back in 2015. How fucking dare you. How fucking dare you put this on my dash again. Just when I had eradicated it from my memory you dredge it back up out of the sewers. I will come to your house. I will burn it to the ground. I will end your bloodline. Wannabe teens pretending to be trans gotta stop making this shit. Is borderline offensive, honestly. Don’t make your characters trans for the sake of it. You’re only using a real and difficult condition to make your characters more “interesting”, it’s not useful to the story or relevant, to you it’s like character being blonde. It’s exactly the same as using rape to add action to an already shitty tale, just DON’T. That’s not even the real issue here. The issue is that these guys AREN’T CHARACTERS. They aren’t fucking fictional! They’re real historical people! Some of them were straight up fucking slave owners! “What if this actual historical person who had a teenage slave concubine was actually a cute black transboi uwu” is literally fucking horrifying.
Wannabe: blizzrhy:

libertarirynn:

dashas-hideous-laughter:

fanburgers:


laizy-boy:


ask-crammaster-ham:


here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”


if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 
ft John:



I found the original 



Oh wow it’s even worse than I expected. This is truly the post of the decade



Wait, but SUMO came out in 2016, I could’ve sworn I saw this back in 2015.



How fucking dare you. How fucking dare you put this on my dash again. Just when I had eradicated it from my memory you dredge it back up out of the sewers. I will come to your house. I will burn it to the ground. I will end your bloodline.


Wannabe teens pretending to be trans gotta stop making this shit. Is borderline offensive, honestly. Don’t make your characters trans for the sake of it. You’re only using a real and difficult condition to make your characters more “interesting”, it’s not useful to the story or relevant, to you it’s like character being blonde. It’s exactly the same as using rape to add action to an already shitty tale, just DON’T. 


That’s not even the real issue here. The issue is that these guys AREN’T CHARACTERS. They aren’t fucking fictional! They’re real historical people! Some of them were straight up fucking slave owners! “What if this actual historical person who had a teenage slave concubine was actually a cute black transboi uwu” is literally fucking horrifying.

blizzrhy: libertarirynn: dashas-hideous-laughter: fanburgers: laizy-boy: ask-crammaster-ham: here’s the closeted furries “hey ma...

Wannabe: feynites Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler. But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn't correct without seeming rude. And now supposedly he's committed to killing Batman but he doesn't actually want to be the cause of a mans death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues' and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh thank god please don't hit me Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?" arkhamkjay @mrsmosby-wannabe only-ten-percent-clever "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you'll never guess what I let loose in there!" feynites "Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?" siraranispleased "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing." Source: feynites 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor
Wannabe: feynites
 Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit
 has given me a strong desire to see him play
 a live action Riddler.
 But not like, as any character other than John
 Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney
 version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially
 awkward disaster man who somehow
 becomes a supervillain because of a
 misunderstanding he couldn't correct without
 seeming rude. And now supposedly he's
 committed to killing Batman but he doesn't
 actually want to be the cause of a mans
 death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues'
 and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman
 inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh
 thank god please don't hit me
 Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's
 just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look
 into seeing somebody at this point, I became
 a supervillain because of social anxiety and
 that might just be a red flag you know?"
 arkhamkjay
 @mrsmosby-wannabe
 only-ten-percent-clever
 "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything,
 huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You
 know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well
 you'll never guess what I let loose in there!"
 feynites
 "Riddle me this, what has four hooves
 and presents a massive health and
 safety violation?"
 siraranispleased
 "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want
 me to be doing what I'm doing."
 Source: feynites
 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis
Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

Wannabe: mademoiselleclipon:Dji Dieng / G. Balmell 
Wannabe: mademoiselleclipon:Dji Dieng / G. Balmell 

mademoiselleclipon:Dji Dieng / G. Balmell