My man just wanted a snack. https://t.co/tCiQ4M02iI
Damn!, Poor Guy!😭😂 https://t.co/bMJ3YsSYXb
Sadly, I was forced to cancel the Summit Meeting in Singapore with Kim Jong Un.
“Know exactly what it is you want & focus on it...anything else is irrelevant to your reality & lifestyle...” 💯 @QWorldstar https://...
“Crawl you son of a me” 😂 #HIMYM https://t.co/2gwnCa5Wej
“It’s a part of the journey to experience challenges you can learn from...” 💯 @QWorldstar https://t.co/b8iKmgxYdL
The Rwandan government doesn't want your old H&M dress. ✋👗
Y’all need to chill 😂💀 https://t.co/hlFATzZVcA
Is this real life?!?!? https://t.co/XGLULnecin
I want to chew-bacca.
It all makes sense now 😂
Drop the hammer.
A nice, succinct summary.
Never beg for love.
Effective way to stop other guys from texting your girl
Loved this side of Barney 😍 #HIMYM https://t.co/jaQU6zReV2
Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners - George Carlin
Every single time.
He sure didn't save that half
Better than Roger Staubach.
Better than @TroyAikman.
Better than @tonyromo. https://t.co/Fc4RiCwBlM
The liberal mainstream media has become a huge part of the problem in this country, and in the world!
No Skywalker family drama anymore.
Citizens of California have sparked a rebellion by standing up against their state's deadly and unconstitutional sanctuary laws. These peopl...
People want SAFETY, not crime cradling sanctuary cities!
To the young sons and daughters who joined us today: I want you to know that your moms and dads were among the bravest Americans to ever liv...
Hate when this happens!😂💀 https://t.co/aMbOxzyCqR
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James would beef fun to work for!