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Life, Omg, and Girl Memes: Brenda Song and Dylan Sprouse sharing a mini "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" reunion is everything we wanted and more omg we need a reunion

omg we need a reunion

Birthday, Dad, and Lego: My dad asked if i wanted a "toyota, for my 16th birthday and I said "uh YES!" thanks so he got me a toy. yoda. dad pic STAR LEGO WARS 5* YODA LED LITE 🤣😂🤣😂😂

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The Worst, Lost, and Ice Cream: I always thought robbers were the worst people to have in your store, but then there's this asshole DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON? WANTED FOR QUESTIONING ON WHY HE WOULD TAKE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE FREEZER AND PLACE ON A SHELF TO THAW AND THEN LEAVE IT $12.49 (@tank.sinatra) I've lost sleep over this

(@tank.sinatra) I've lost sleep over this

Crimewatch, Memes, and Information: Whenever your ex vaguely matches the details of a suspect wanted on Crimewatch IG: @scouse ma FB: Scouse Ma Helo officer, Thave some information hun Ffs 😂😭 @scouse_ma kills me! Follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

Ffs 😂😭 @scouse_ma kills me! Follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma

Animals, Cute, and Cute Animals: lurknomoar Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don't know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttura gibberish to rabbits quizzicalqueek But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it 'RABBITI rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbi bunny bunny bunny awww.cute bunnyyyyy? lurknomoar Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of'bun bun bun l bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun', but sometimes I say 'hey rabbits, my sister's gonna go to med school because I think everyone should know ttegaywitch I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like "hello you're so cute such a cute hello hello yess you're good and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to translate the baby talk english into Japanese for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too

Fall, Family, and Head: chef s choice WE ARE CLOSED AND WILL RE-OPEN ON OCTOBER 4th at 11 AM Our head chef is from Thailand and every year, we send him b visit his family. Prior to coming to work at Chef's Choice Noodle Bar, he had not seen his family for 15 years, but when he joined The Noodle Bar Family, we wanted him to have the opportunity to see his family on a more regular basis-so, we close the restaurant for two weeks every fall, in order for him to visit his family and recharge himself. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to having you visit us when he is back and refreshed on October 4" Sincerely The Management ack to

Funny, Police, and Sports: #Essex: Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery j.mp/2loTWDq @holytag I remember bowling against this fella on wii sports This can't real please no @no_chillbruh

This can't real please no @no_chillbruh

Memes, Police, and Sports: #Essex: Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery j.mp/2IOTWDq @holytag I remember bowling against this fella on wii sports yes

yes

9/11, Anaconda, and Apple: Chick-Fil-A Set to Open Five Story Location in New York City @balleralert Chick-Fil-A Set to Open Five Story Location in New York City-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In NYC, it's either go big or go home. So in true New York fashion, ChickfilA has announced that they will be opening their biggest restaurant right in the Big Apple. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The fast food chain revealed Monday, that their third N.Y.C. location, will be the largest location of their 2,100 restaurants across the country. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The restaurant will be located right in the middle of the city’s Financial District. With 12,000 sq.-ft., the restaurant will consist of five levels, with floor-to-ceiling windows and rooftop seating for customers to take in the view of Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ According to design manager Nathaniel Cates, while the location will be the franchise's tallest location, it will be quite narrow at only 15-ft. wide, but will pay homage to the events of 9-11 in a major way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “With the restaurant sitting under half a mile from Ground Zero and the 9-11 Memorial, Cates’ team wanted to respectfully pay homage to the significance of the location,” reads the press release. “They drew designs for the front of the building to be stacked fully with glass windows, with elements built into the façade that give a subtle impression of the Twin Towers – one on each side of the restaurant. It’s a feature that acknowledges the significance of location.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The doors of the new location are slated to open early next year.

Chick-Fil-A Set to Open Five Story Location in New York City-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In NYC, it's either go big or go home. So...

Alive, Being Alone, and Books: Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self. AskReddit 4808 comments Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self AskReddit 4808 comments ▼ AlexClifford +8049 Probably too late for this not to get buried, but I have a story about this We met in college, and were instant best friends. I was 20; she was 18. We spent all our time together, and were briefly lovers but we never formally dated because both of us were very much into being wild and free and enjoying our youth. We dated other people on and off, but we talked about it and agreed that a committed relationship between the two of us would be an all-or-nothing kind of thing. Since neither of us wanted to give up our hedonistic, promiscuous, irresponsible lifestyle, we made a point of not committing to a relationship. A few years went by that way, and we were very happy, right up until her sisters died It was a car accident. They were 16 and 18, and both were killed in the crash. Dead on arrival at the hospital. My friend was utterly, completely devastated. It still hurts me to remember it, even now. Her father, though, was even more devastated, to the point where he was legitimately willing to let himself starve to death rather than try to go on living. She moved home, out of state, to take care of him. She cut ties with everyone for awhile, even me. I didn't see her again for two years She was so different after that. Before the accident, she'd always been the most joyful, exuberant, positive person I'd ever met. After she came back, she was quieter, sadder, maybe wiser. I wanted to be there for her more than I'd ever wanted anything in the world. Not being able to fix things for her, not being able to make it better, that hurt more than anything I could ever remember. I guess that's when I realized how in love with her I was I told her that I loved her, that I wanted to be there with her and she told me that she couldn't handle the idea of any kind of emotional connection for awhile. Maybe a few years,s said. Maybe never. Maybe she'd never be able to open up emotionally again. She said she needed space from me, particularly from me. She said she needed to figure out what it meant to be alive in a world where her sisters were gone. She asked me to give her time, and I told her that I'd give her anything she wanted. She told me that she'd never been happier than she was when we were together. I told her the same. I told her that I understood, and that's when we made our pact. I was 25 then, and she was 23. We agreed: if she turned 30 and I turned 32, and if she had learned to heal, and if she hadn't fallen in love with someone else, and if I hadn't fallen in love with someone else, then we'd get married. So that's how we parted ways. She moved to Wyoming, to be alone. I moved to Germany, to get as far away from her as I could We didn't keep in touch at first, but over the next few years we built up a correspondence. We wrote letters because we both liked writing letters. We emailed now and then. Sometimes we'd mail each other books that we thought the other would like. Years went on, and we became closer and closer When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact. I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone else either. I asked her if she thought she had begun to hea, and she said she had, as much as a person could ever heal from something like that. A year later, she told me she'd like us to meet and spend some time together, to see if the spark was still there It was. She was living in California at that time, and I found a job there. I'd always wanted to live in California anyway I proposed to her six months later, and she smiled and told me no fair", that I had to wait another few months, when she'd be turning 30. I thought it was silly, but at that point things were going so well that a few months didn't seem like they could matter at all. But I'm crying now, so I'll have to wrap this up quickly She died. That's how the story ends. She was hit by a drunk driver and spent 2 days in the ICU before her body gave out. I went to her funeral. I spoke to her father but I barely remember what we said. I've never spoken to him since. I don't have the willpower to make myself find out how he's doing That will be four years ago this November. I'm in therapy and trying to learn how to have feelings again, other than blank, mindless, miserable rage. I often wonder if this is what it felt like for her. She made progress. She learned to feel again. That thought is what keeps me going. She did it. She'd want me to do it That's it. That's the story. It's a shitty story, and I hate it This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/7wpxO2Y4Zr

This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/7wpxO2Y4Zr

Saw, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Her: I REALLY WANTED TO TALIK TO HER BUT LAUGHING THEN I SAW 1200 LIKES ON HER PROFILE PIC

Alive, Being Alone, and Books: Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self. AskReddit 4808 comments Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self AskReddit 4808 comments ▼ AlexClifford +8049 Probably too late for this not to get buried, but I have a story about this We met in college, and were instant best friends. I was 20; she was 18. We spent all our time together, and were briefly lovers but we never formally dated because both of us were very much into being wild and free and enjoying our youth. We dated other people on and off, but we talked about it and agreed that a committed relationship between the two of us would be an all-or-nothing kind of thing. Since neither of us wanted to give up our hedonistic, promiscuous, irresponsible lifestyle, we made a point of not committing to a relationship. A few years went by that way, and we were very happy, right up until her sisters died It was a car accident. They were 16 and 18, and both were killed in the crash. Dead on arrival at the hospital. My friend was utterly, completely devastated. It still hurts me to remember it, even now. Her father, though, was even more devastated, to the point where he was legitimately willing to let himself starve to death rather than try to go on living. She moved home, out of state, to take care of him. She cut ties with everyone for awhile, even me. I didn't see her again for two years She was so different after that. Before the accident, she'd always been the most joyful, exuberant, positive person I'd ever met. After she came back, she was quieter, sadder, maybe wiser. I wanted to be there for her more than I'd ever wanted anything in the world. Not being able to fix things for her, not being able to make it better, that hurt more than anything I could ever remember. I guess that's when I realized how in love with her I was I told her that I loved her, that I wanted to be there with hr and she told me that she couldn't handle the idea of any kind of emotional connection for awhile. Maybe a few years, she said. Maybe never. Maybe she'd never be able to open up emotionally again. She said she needed space from me, particularly from me. She said she needed to figure out what it meant to be alive in a world where her sisters were gone. She asked me to give her time, and I told her that I'd give her anything she wanted. She told me that she'd never been happier than she was when we were together. I told her the same. I told her that I understood, and that's when we made our pact. I was 25 then, and she was 23. We agreed: if she turned 30 and I turned 32, and if she had learned to heal, an if she hadn't fallen in love with someone else, and if I hadn'ti fallen in love with someone else, then we'd get married. So that's how we parted ways. She moved to Wyoming, to be alone. I moved to Germany, to get as far away from her as I could We didn't keep in touch at first, but over the next few years we built up a correspondence. We wrote letters because we both liked writing letters. We emailed now and then. Sometimes we'd mail each other books that we thought the other would like. Years went on, and we became closer and closer. When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact. I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone else either. I asked her if she thought she had begun to hea, and she said she had, as much as a person could ever heal from something like that. A year later, she told me she'd like us to meet and spend some time together, to see if the spark was still there It was. She was living in California at that time, and I found a job there. I'd always wanted to live in California anyway I proposed to her six months later, and she smiled and told me no fair", that I had to wait another few months, when she'd be turning 30. I thought it was silly, but at that point things were going so well that a few months didn't seem like they could matter at all. But I'm crying now, so I'll have to wrap this up quickly She died. That's how the story ends. She was hit by a drunk driver and spent 2 days in the ICU before her body gave out. I went to her funeral. I spoke to her father but I barely remember what we said. I've never spoken to him since. I don't have the willpower to make myself find out how he's doing That will be four years ago this November. I'm in therapy and trying to learn how to have feelings again, other than blank, mindless, miserable rage. I often wonder if this is what it felt like for her. She made progress. She learned to feel again. That thought is what keeps me going. She did it. She'd want me to do it That's it. That's the story. It's a shitty story, and I hate it This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/hxqjISK30t

This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/hxqjISK30t

Alive, Being Alone, and Books: Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self. AskReddit 4808 comments Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self AskReddit 4808 comments ▼ AlexClifford +8049 Probably too late for this not to get buried, but I have a story about this We met in college, and were instant best friends. I was 20; she was 18. We spent all our time together, and were briefly lovers but we never formally dated because both of us were very much into being wild and free and enjoying our youth. We dated other people on and off, but we talked about it and agreed that a committed relationship between the two of us would be an all-or-nothing kind of thing. Since neither of us wanted to give up our hedonistic, promiscuous, irresponsible lifestyle, we made a point of not committing to a relationship. A few years went by that way, and we were very happy, right up until her sisters died It was a car accident. They were 16 and 18, and both were killed in the crash. Dead on arrival at the hospital. My friend was utterly, completely devastated. It still hurts me to remember it, even now. Her father, though, was even more devastated, to the point where he was legitimately willing to let himself starve to death rather than try to go on living. She moved home, out of state, to take care of him. She cut ties with everyone for awhile, even me. I didn't see her again for two years She was so different after that. Before the accident, she'd always been the most joyful, exuberant, positive person I'd ever met. After she came back, she was quieter, sadder, maybe wiser. I wanted to be there for her more than I'd ever wanted anything in the world. Not being able to fix things for her, not being able to make it better, that hurt more than anything I could ever remember. I guess that's when I realized how in love with her I was I told her that I loved her, that I wanted to be there with hr and she told me that she couldn't handle the idea of any kind of emotional connection for awhile. Maybe a few years, she said. Maybe never. Maybe she'd never be able to open up emotionally again. She said she needed space from me, particularly from me. She said she needed to figure out what it meant to be alive in a world where her sisters were gone. She asked me to give her time, and I told her that I'd give her anything she wanted. She told me that she'd never been happier than she was when we were together. I told her the same. I told her that I understood, and that's when we made our pact. I was 25 then, and she was 23. We agreed: if she turned 30 and I turned 32, and if she had learned to heal, an if she hadn't fallen in love with someone else, and if I hadn'ti fallen in love with someone else, then we'd get married. So that's how we parted ways. She moved to Wyoming, to be alone. I moved to Germany, to get as far away from her as I could We didn't keep in touch at first, but over the next few years we built up a correspondence. We wrote letters because we both liked writing letters. We emailed now and then. Sometimes we'd mail each other books that we thought the other would like. Years went on, and we became closer and closer. When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact. I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone else either. I asked her if she thought she had begun to hea, and she said she had, as much as a person could ever heal from something like that. A year later, she told me she'd like us to meet and spend some time together, to see if the spark was still there It was. She was living in California at that time, and I found a job there. I'd always wanted to live in California anyway I proposed to her six months later, and she smiled and told me no fair", that I had to wait another few months, when she'd be turning 30. I thought it was silly, but at that point things were going so well that a few months didn't seem like they could matter at all. But I'm crying now, so I'll have to wrap this up quickly She died. That's how the story ends. She was hit by a drunk driver and spent 2 days in the ICU before her body gave out. I went to her funeral. I spoke to her father but I barely remember what we said. I've never spoken to him since. I don't have the willpower to make myself find out how he's doing That will be four years ago this November. I'm in therapy and trying to learn how to have feelings again, other than blank, mindless, miserable rage. I often wonder if this is what it felt like for her. She made progress. She learned to feel again. That thought is what keeps me going. She did it. She'd want me to do it That's it. That's the story. It's a shitty story, and I hate it This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read.. https://t.co/m9GdrbVKur

This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read.. https://t.co/m9GdrbVKur

Alive, Being Alone, and Books: Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self. AskReddit 4808 comments Has anyone married as a result of a "if we're still single by (age)" pact? How did it work out? self AskReddit4808 comments ▼ AlexClifford +8049 Probably too late for this not to get buried, but I have a story about this We met in college, and were instant best friends. I was 20; she was 18. We spent all our time together, and were briefly lovers but we never formally dated because both of us were very much into being wild and free and enjoying our youth. We dated other people on and off, but we talked about it and agreed that a committed relationship between the two of us would be an all-or-nothing kind of thing. Since neither of us wanted to give up our hedonistic, promiscuous, irresponsible lifestyle, we made a point of not committing to a relationship. A few years went by that way, and we were very happy, right up until her sisters died It was a car accident. They were 16 and 18, and both were killed in the crash. Dead on arrival at the hospital. My friend was utterly, completely devastated. It still hurts me to remember it, even now. Her father, though, was even more devastated, to the point where he was legitimately willing to let himself starve to death rather than try to go on living. She moved home, out of state, to take care of him. She cut ties with everyone for awhile, even me. I didn't see her again for two years She was so different after that. Before the accident, she'd always been the most joyful, exuberant, positive person I'd ever met. After she came back, she was quieter, sadder, maybe wiser. I wanted to be there for her more than I'd ever wanted anything in the world. Not being able to fix things for her, not being able to make it better, that hurt more than anything I could ever remember. I guess that's when I realized how in love with her I was I told her that I loved her, that I wanted to be there with her and she told me that she couldn't handle the idea of any kind of emotional connection for awhile. Maybe a few years, she said. Maybe never. Maybe she'd never be able to open up emotionally again. She said she needed space from me, particularly from me. She said she needed to figure out what it meant to be alive in a world where her sisters were gone. She asked me to give her time, and i told her that I'd give her anything she wanted. She told me that she'd never been happier than she was when we were together. I told her the same. I told her that I understood, and that's when we made our pact. I was 25 then, and she was 23. We agreed: if she turned 30 and I turned 32, and if she had learned to heal, and if she hadn't fallen in love with someone else, and if I hadn't fallen in love with someone else, then we'd get married. So that's how we parted ways. She moved to Wyoming, to be alone. I moved to Germany, to get as far away from her as I could We didn't keep in touch at first, but over the next few years we built up a correspondence. We wrote letters because we both liked writing letters. We emailed now and then. Sometimes we'd mail each other books that we thought the other would like. Years went on, and we became closer and closer When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone When I turned 30, I half-jokingly brought up our marriage pact I told her that I hadn't ever fallen for anyone else. (I didn't mention this, but I couldn't have fallen for anyone else. I always compared every other woman to her, and in my memory she was perfect.) She replied that she was still very serious about our agreement, and that she'd never fallen in love with anyone else either. I asked her if she thought she had begun to heal, and she said she had, as much as a person could ever heal from something like that. A year later, she told me she'd like us to meet and spend some time together, to see if the spark was still there It was. She was living in California at that time, and I found a job there. I'd always wanted to live in California anyway I proposed to her six months later, and she smiled and told me "no fair", that I had to wait another few months, when she'd be turning 30. I thought it was silly, but at that point things were going so well that a few months didn't seem like they coulo matter at all. But I'm crying now, so I'll have to wrap this up quickly She died. That's how the story ends. She was hit by a drunk driver and spent 2 days in the ICU before her body gave out. I went to her funeral. I spoke to her father but I barely remember what we said. I've never spoken to him since. I don't have the willpower to make myself find out how he's doing That will be four years ago this November. I'm in therapy and trying to learn how to have feelings again, other than blank, mindless, miserable rage. I often wonder if this is what it felt like for her. She made progress. She learned to feel again. That thought is what keeps me going. She did it. She'd want me to do it That's it. That's the story. It's a shitty story, and I hate it This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/RyAxWah2YA

This may be the saddest thing I’ve ever read... https://t.co/RyAxWah2YA

Memes, Police, and Sports: bradlee @holyfag I remember bowling against this fella on wii sports ESSEX @DailyESSEX #Essex: Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery j.mp/2loTWDq Who remembers 😂😂

Who remembers 😂😂

Relationships, Sorry, and Texting: Along with everything else l've done to you I just wanted to say I'm sorry and that I did terrible things and it doesn't make up for what I did but I'mm sorry I really am That's al No it doesn't. Go eat a dick. Apology not accepted. Eat 🍆

Apology not accepted. Eat 🍆

Police, Sports, and Bowling: #Essex: Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery j.mp/2loTWDq @holytag I remember bowling against this fella on wii sports I remember him

I remember him

Chill, Fam, and Memes: " I thaid lul bith u can't fuck wit me ift you wanted to theeth ethpenthive theeth ith red bothoms theeth is bloody thewth" Absolute no chill fam 😂

Absolute no chill fam 😂

Batman, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #445 In prep for The Dark Knight Christopher Nolan put the cast/crew in a 'movie boot camp', showing them films with the tone he wanted for the film. The films were: King Kong, Citizen Kane, Cat People, Stalag 17, Black Sunday, A Clockwork Orange, Heat, and Batman Begins. If Christopher Nolan- Bale had stayed on for a new Batman, what comic storyline or villain would you have wanted them to explore? 🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. movie movies film tv camera cinema fact didyouknow moviefacts cinematography screenplay director actor actress act acting movienight cinemas watchingmovies hollywood bollywood didyouknowmovies

If Christopher Nolan- Bale had stayed on for a new Batman, what comic storyline or villain would you have wanted them to explore? 🎥 • • • • ...

Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local prostitute that this isnt the life she has to live, and that you can help save her okingofcooneny I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.

I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. M...

Memes, School, and Yo: How it is when you wanted to be this famous in school so you make yo son somebody before he's even old enough to attend. 😂

How it is when you wanted to be this famous in school so you make yo son somebody before he's even old enough to attend. 😂

Juvenile, True, and Best: 16SATURDAY Juvenile Parente Notified NO NO NO PA 2017-517709 Interstate County YES DAUPHIN Sw perator Observed By Speed Detection Tvne I JUST WANTED TO HEAR THE TURBO WHISTLE. et forth in this citation are true and correct to the best of my falsification to authorities CS 4904) relating to unsworn falsificati Reason for speeding ticket ITN/FILED BY A MEMBER O 🚗💨😂👌

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Fucking, Funny, and Kanye: KANYE WEST @kanyewset the purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes. if i wanted to wait i would just write a fucking letter 2/26/16, 2:32 PM matteangel me when someone doesn't respond to my texts instantly ocheano HAHAHAHAHA CHOKING Source miniange 271,966 notes

Memes, Prince, and Shoes: "Said step sis, You can't get the Prince If you wanted to These is slippers These is glass bottoms These enchanted shoes" Jasmin @DontGetJASy #ForTheCulture ISNE ARDIELLA Then repeat that line 9 more times and you have a Cardi B song • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Then repeat that line 9 more times and you have a Cardi B song • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Beautiful, Dress, and Good: in 1951, marilyn monroe's film studio wanted to prove that she would look good even in a potato sack dress She’s was such a beautiful human

She’s was such a beautiful human

Castle, Wanted, and All: ronn?" "He prom d me a cast!c" All he wanted was his castle 😂 https://t.co/SMghs47IUm

All he wanted was his castle 😂 https://t.co/SMghs47IUm

Memes, 🤖, and Castle: ronn?" "He prom d me a cast!c" All he wanted was his castle 😂 https://t.co/SMghs47IUm

All he wanted was his castle 😂 https://t.co/SMghs47IUm

Memes, Ups, and Best: When I answer the door and it's the UPS guy with something I ordered online. I wanted it to be you I wanted it to be you so badly best feeling (@scarymommy)

best feeling (@scarymommy)

Birthday, Dad, and Lego: Claire Hale @ClaireHale 12 My dad asked if i wanted a "toyota," for my 16th birthday and I said "uh YES!" thanks so he got me a toy. yoda. dad pic LEGO STAR WARS 5* LED LITE @unilad is a must follow

@unilad is a must follow

Memes, Wshh, and 🤖: KyrieIrving says he didnt speak to LeBronJames before meeting with ownership saying he wanted out...thoughts? 🏀🤔 @ESPNFirstTake WSHH

KyrieIrving says he didnt speak to LeBronJames before meeting with ownership saying he wanted out...thoughts? 🏀🤔 @ESPNFirstTake WSHH

Fucking, Jonah Hill, and Kanye: I feel like Jonah Hill just wanted to introduce himself but Kanye thought he was a fan and forced this picture Jonah: Hey I'm Jonah Hill Kanye: (wondering why he used his last name) umm ok, & im Kanye West. Jonah: No I'm literally Jonah Hill Kanye: & I'm literally fucking Kanye West do you want a pic or not

Jonah: Hey I'm Jonah Hill Kanye: (wondering why he used his last name) umm ok, & im Kanye West. Jonah: No I'm literally Jonah Hill Kanye: & ...

Fall, Love, and Memes: Yes. "I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."

Movie, Strong, and Salman Khan: 8 YEARS OF WANTED LAUGHINGO WITH THIS MOVIE, SALMAN KHAN MADE A STRONG COMEBACK IN HIS CAREER

Saw, Got, and Wanted: He saw an otter and wanted to take a photo but got more than expected 0 but the otter wasn't having it Attack of the otter!

Attack of the otter!

Memes, Police, and Sports: bradlee @holyfag I remember bowling against this fella on wi sports ESSEX @DailyESSEX #Essex: Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery j.mp/2loTWDq 😂Damn

😂Damn

Being Alone, Funny, and Group Chat: @cheesecorna WITH INTERNET da di da dum da dum di da ~ 0 WITHOUT INTERNET OH NO I'M ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS (artist: @cheesecornz) drop me a funny comment and i'll make a group chat with the funniest commenters. i wanted to try something lmao

(artist: @cheesecornz) drop me a funny comment and i'll make a group chat with the funniest commenters. i wanted to try something lmao

See if yours is accurate ♐♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♑♒♓⛎🔯 https://t.co/4jJJ7Gvz2I

Memes, Savage, and Dress: In 1951, Marilyn Monroe's film studio wanted to prove that she would look good even in a Potato Sack Dress. Savage 😂 | Follow @HandpickedHighlights for awesome daily highlights👌

Savage 😂 | Follow @HandpickedHighlights for awesome daily highlights👌

Facebook, Sports, and facebook.com: THIS NCAA QB PLAYED AGAINST CLEMSON LIKE HE WANTED TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE THE JETS HAD NO INTEREST IN DRAFTING HIM @JeopardySports facebook.com/JeopardySports "Who is: Lamar Jackson?" #JeopardySports #CLEMvsLOU https://t.co/QRXx5LEwZa

"Who is: Lamar Jackson?" #JeopardySports #CLEMvsLOU https://t.co/QRXx5LEwZa

Books, God, and Oh My God: My little sister came home from school one day and demanded I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language. I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him. Today, I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign. "I DO" OH MY GOD https://t.co/CzeFQ0Wojr

OH MY GOD https://t.co/CzeFQ0Wojr

Life, Hair, and Ice Cream: Looking for Ice Cream We were in the grocery store. You wanted ice cream even though it was cold out. You couldn't decide which flavour and I was teasing you about being so indecisive sometimes. I suggested we just buy every flavour in the store and you laughed. It was the kind of laugh I could listen to for the rest of my life. You said I was silly and you kissed me, pressed against me so I could feel how cold the tip of your nose was. You were only in sweats, hair so messy from being in bed all afternoon. And in that moment I knew I loved you more than anyone else I had ever loved. In that moment I knew you were my once in a lifetime. And yet all we were doing was looking for ice cream. https://t.co/6bzobxDgjb

https://t.co/6bzobxDgjb

Funny, Life, and Hair: Looking for Ice Cream We were in the grocery store. You wanted ice cream even though it was cold out. You couldn't decide which flavour and I was teasing you about being so indecisive sometimes. I suggested we just buy every flavour in the store and you laughed. It was the kind of laugh I could listen to for the rest of my life. You said I was silly and you kissed me, pressed against me so I could feel how cold the tip of your nose was. You were only in sweats, hair so messy from being in bed all afternoon. And in that moment I knew I loved you more than anyone else I had ever loved. In that moment I knew you were my once in a lifetime. And yet all we were doing was looking for ice cream. https://t.co/cVPQoYvjpN

https://t.co/cVPQoYvjpN

Work, Best, and Movie: prozelda: prozelda: i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated "do you want butter on your ice" and DID NOT REALIZE 12 would you like butter on that ice? https://t.co/pLghjaSM2D

would you like butter on that ice? https://t.co/pLghjaSM2D

Memes, Work, and Best: prozelda: prozelda: i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated "do you want butter on your ice" and DID NOT REALIZE 12 would you like butter on that ice? https://t.co/pLghjaSM2D

would you like butter on that ice? https://t.co/pLghjaSM2D

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Settle Custody War Over Dream Kardashian – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The custody battle between Bla...

Memes, Snapchat, and Kids: Michael always wanted to fit in with the blurry kids @getunwellsoon Snapchat: DankMemesGang

Snapchat: DankMemesGang

Blessed, God, and Internet: Liked by pnbrock and 81,023 others uglygod The Internet bashed Kendrick Lamar for buying his sister a Camry, so I know I'm going to get laughed at for this one. I can afford "better" but this is about me and what I've personally wanted since a kid so l'm proud of myself. This is better than flexing with a rental though, don't ya think? Ugly God got a new whip 👀👌 @uglygod https://t.co/hrIsRvvsSo

Ugly God got a new whip 👀👌 @uglygod https://t.co/hrIsRvvsSo

Blessed, God, and Internet: Liked by pnbrock and 81,023 others uglygod The Internet bashed Kendrick Lamar for buying his sister a Camry, so I know I'm going to get laughed at for this one. I can afford "better" but this is about me and what I've personally wanted since a kid so l'm proud of myself. This is better than flexing with a rental though, don't ya think? Ugly God got a new whip 👀👌 @uglygod https://t.co/hrIsRvvsSo

Ugly God got a new whip 👀👌 @uglygod https://t.co/hrIsRvvsSo

DJ Khaled, Fam, and Funny: Meme break: Baby alert! Don't worry, I'm not gonna go all DJ Khaled on you guys, I'm just really pumped and wanted to share it with you all, cause we fam.

Meme break: Baby alert! Don't worry, I'm not gonna go all DJ Khaled on you guys, I'm just really pumped and wanted to share it with you all,...

Memes, Anxiety, and 🤖: When you have social anxiety but don't want to feel left out exactly (@quincyfox)

exactly (@quincyfox)

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