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Aww, Bad, and Be Like: r/aww u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it My buddies steering wheel dog sleeping on the Mule @DrSmashlove So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? β€œSugarwood.” BRUV πŸ˜‚. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. β€œDaddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me β€œHoneysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man β€œdaddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him β€œAgave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. β€œMango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like β€œHi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like β€œummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like β€œno sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles πŸ€—. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like β€œshe ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Aww, Bad, and Be Like: r/aww
 u/highimallaudin 2d i.redd.it
 My buddies
 steering wheel
 dog sleeping on the Mule
 @DrSmashlove
So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is having an affair. What’s the nickname she calls her side piece? β€œSugarwood.” BRUV πŸ˜‚. I’m done. I’m physically, mentally, emotionally done. β€œDaddy” is over. It’s cancelled. From now on u if u deal with me u gotta call me β€œHoneysuckle PP”. U feel me? Imma need more effort put into it. These older ladies making y’all look bad. Don’t be calling yo man β€œdaddy” and then u grab his phone and find out some cougar calling him β€œAgave Papi” u gon have to re-evaluate yo whole life u thought shit was sweet now u found out Susan who is twice-divorced and live six floors above u giving yo man lovey dovey names and shit. β€œMango Mamba”. U feel me? Susan gon be saucy about it too. She gon see u in the mailroom like β€œHi Beth! Where was Steven last night?” And U gon be like β€œummmm...CrossFit, then he came home to me, why?” And Susan gon eye u up and giggle like β€œno sweetie Steven was in my apartment bending me over my Restoration Hardeare sectional. FYI. And btw my man loves it when I call him Mango Mamba. Sorry hehe. OUR man. Toodles πŸ€—. Cmon Charlie...” and Charlie the poodle gon just look at u and grin like β€œshe ain’t lyin, I seent the whole thing - please don’t make me answer for Susan, she crazy - but low key u coulda gave yo man a cuter nickname JUST SAYIN. ARF...HEH HEH!!” YOUNG LADIES, THESE OLDER WOMEN COMING FOR U. YALL GON HAVE TO BE MORE POETIC. STEP UP YO NICKNAME GAME IMMEEJALLY. IMMA LEAVE YALL WITH THAT. Y’all been warned πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So I started watching this show Ozarks on the stairmaster and in the first episode we learn that the wife, an olderish white woman, is havin...