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Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: πŸ€—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents πŸ€—. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like β€œyum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: β€œSeventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purΓ©e of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani πŸ—. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP πŸ§πŸ§πŸ§πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: πŸ€—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents πŸ€—. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like β€œyum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: β€œSeventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purΓ©e of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani πŸ—. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP πŸ§πŸ§πŸ§πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: πŸ€—. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...

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9gag, America, and Animals: numbers, including some that featured a bucket and bells brigade orpe
 buckets and trash cans with drums sticks and hammer mallets. PHOTO BY JENNFER STULTZ
 1
 MENTORING DAY
 Students get first hand job experience
 imal Veterinarian Clinic
 dents got a tour of the fa-
 got to handle various an-
 imals. Patton likes all
 she learned a lot from the
 pressed her the most.
 By Gale Rose
 experience what it would
 grose prattribune.com be like to work at those 40 for their business. Stu- kinds of animals and said
 businesses. They asked
 Eager students invaded questions and got some cility, leaned what hap- experience. Watching the
 businesses all over Pratt hands on experience with pens in an examination, snake eat the mouse im-
 fuesday, October 24 as various operations.
 they looked for futurejob Paola Luna of Pratt imals and watched a Fernandez wants to be
 opportunities on Disabil High School, Gina Pat. snake eat a mouso.
 ity Mentoring Day.
 conie a veterinarian and
 ton of Kingman High Luna said she was in enjoyed learning every
 thing that veterinarians
 terested in animal health
 schools fanned out across nandez of St. John chose and wanted to know more
 2 Pratt and got first hand the Main Street Small An- about caring for hurt an-
 The 97 students from 12
 School and America Fer-
 SEE MENTORING, 6
 Hospital Pharmacht for 41 years
 4 years Commissioner for Pratt Planning and Zoning Board of Appeals
 3 years Pratt City Commission
 : Graduate of Pratt High School and KU School of Pharmacy
 Past Member and President of Civic Groups and Organizations
 .Experience and Knowledge of Financial Responsibility and Budgeting
 Supports Family Values, Education, and Business Growth
 Common Sense Approach for the Sustalned Progress of Pratt
 ng Mieyer
 y Commissioner
First cum first serve I guess. Follow @9gag 9gag job parttime handjob

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Energy, Friends, and Funny: LIFEIS TOO SHORT TO SPEND IT WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE YOU HAPPY @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Some people seem to struggle each day to find contentment or a happy way of living, while others easily face each day with spirit. Have you ever thought about which type of person you are? Or how this might describe those around you? There's value in surrounding yourself with people who know how to lift their own spirits which means they'll probably lift yours, too! βœ”οΈHappiness is contagious. One of the best ways to find happiness is to find those who know how to nurture and create their own happiness, and share it freely. Spend time around these people and you’ll find yourself seeing the world differently. βœ”οΈLaughter is a great way to bond with others. A great way to connect with others is to share laughter or spend time having fun with them. Watching how someone reacts to a funny situation, and feeling yourself pulled into the good humor, is a great way to bond and get to know each other better. βœ”οΈLess complaining is good for everyone. We all know life can be hard. We all have our struggles. But isn’t it refreshing to spend time with people who don’t waste time and energy complaining? You can almost feel your spirits lifting around someone who is willing to see the good in things. βœ”οΈWe become like those we keep closest. There's an old saying that we become like those we choose to hold closest. Look around at your inner circle of friends and confidantes. Are they who you would like to become? Do you admire and respect them? If not, perhaps you should consider why you don’t and open your circle to new inspiration πŸ˜‰ - happiness circle success motivation millionairementor
Energy, Friends, and Funny: LIFEIS TOO SHORT TO
 SPEND IT WITH PEOPLE
 WHO DON'T MAKE
 YOU HAPPY
 @MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
Some people seem to struggle each day to find contentment or a happy way of living, while others easily face each day with spirit. Have you ever thought about which type of person you are? Or how this might describe those around you? There's value in surrounding yourself with people who know how to lift their own spirits which means they'll probably lift yours, too! βœ”οΈHappiness is contagious. One of the best ways to find happiness is to find those who know how to nurture and create their own happiness, and share it freely. Spend time around these people and you’ll find yourself seeing the world differently. βœ”οΈLaughter is a great way to bond with others. A great way to connect with others is to share laughter or spend time having fun with them. Watching how someone reacts to a funny situation, and feeling yourself pulled into the good humor, is a great way to bond and get to know each other better. βœ”οΈLess complaining is good for everyone. We all know life can be hard. We all have our struggles. But isn’t it refreshing to spend time with people who don’t waste time and energy complaining? You can almost feel your spirits lifting around someone who is willing to see the good in things. βœ”οΈWe become like those we keep closest. There's an old saying that we become like those we choose to hold closest. Look around at your inner circle of friends and confidantes. Are they who you would like to become? Do you admire and respect them? If not, perhaps you should consider why you don’t and open your circle to new inspiration πŸ˜‰ - happiness circle success motivation millionairementor

Some people seem to struggle each day to find contentment or a happy way of living, while others easily face each day with spirit. Have you ...