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Bones, Dumbledore, and Fucking: yehll need a lot more study betore yei gter at eve Hagrid wouldn't let Harry buy a solid gold cauldron, either ( says pewter on yer list), but they got a nice set of scales for weighing potion ingredients and a collapsible brass telescope. fleamontpotter fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: pansiparknson: fleamontpotter The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot at once. He had to keep reminding himself that he had five years to go at Hogwarts, and how it would feel to ask the Dursleys for money for spellbooks, to stop himself buying a handsome set of solid gold Gobstones (a wizarding game rather like marbles, in AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I'm surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones. NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE'S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 25,088 notes Aurum Protestas Est
Bones, Dumbledore, and Fucking: yehll need a lot more
 study
 betore
 yei
 gter
 at
 eve
 Hagrid wouldn't let Harry buy a solid gold cauldron, either (
 says pewter on yer list), but they got a nice set of scales for
 weighing potion ingredients and a collapsible brass telescope.
 fleamontpotter
 fleamontpotter:
 fleamontpotter:
 pansiparknson:
 fleamontpotter
 The boy has never had anything nice and the second
 he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a
 fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the
 bottom now we here I love him so much
 Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much
 embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his
 first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold
 cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think
 about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that
 on his desk
 I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to
 dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
 at once. He had to keep reminding himself that he had five years
 to go at Hogwarts, and how it would feel to ask the Dursleys for
 money for spellbooks, to stop himself buying a handsome set of
 solid gold Gobstones (a wizarding game rather like marbles, in
 AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY.
 I'm surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold
 ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or
 when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year,
 he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just
 fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
 NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL
 HE'S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
 25,088 notes
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 telemarketers, this is what he does...
 Them: Hello sir, would you be wing to take a
 short stud y?
 Me: Absolutely! We here at Evermoor
 Consulting are always ready to provide opinion
 based data to our clients
 Them: Um... Ok? The survey just takes 5
 minutes and when finished you are entered
 into a drawing to win a 3 day vacation to
 Cancun.
 Me: Our usual remuneration per our standard
 service agreement is all that is required
 However please be aware that our lowest
 billable period is one hour and this call will be
 billed for an hour of service even if only five
 minutes is used
 Them: No sir, this wil only take five minutes
 not an hour
 Me: I understand, however your firm will still
 be billed the minimum hour as per our services
 agreements. That comes to $225. How would
 you like to take care of this today? Do you
 have billing set up with us already? If so I just
 need the corporate code for your company
 Them: I don't have that...
 Me: That's alright sir. We can set this up on a
 company credit card for a small fee. Your new
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 me the credit card number sir
 Them: We aren't paying $257 for this!
 Me: Oh, you are absolutely right sir! We are
 talking after 6pm CDT so we are in "premium
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 reminding me!
 Them: What?! The law says we can call until
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 Me: Evermoon Consulting prides self on
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 Them: Look, I didn't call you, a computer did
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 are the first four digits of the card you would
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 Me: No sir. Your total charges for premium
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