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Click, Dank, and Memes: What happens in your computer when u click "Post" EME 1T V2 Now we know by memealcholic MORE MEMES

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Click, Computer, and Now: What happens in your computer when u click "Post" EME 1T V2 Now we know

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Dank, Memes, and Target: What we know about Eminem's mom Struggles with drug addiction Struggles with relationship with her son Makes spaghetti Interesting analysis here by HaseebM1 MORE MEMES

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Spaghetti, Drug, and Mom: What we know about Eminem's mom Struggles with drug addiction Struggles with relationship with her son Makes spaghetti Interesting analysis here

Interesting analysis here

Life, Yeah, and Artificial: |WE VE CREATE D ARTIFICIAL ROBOT, SHOULD WE TURN YOU OFF? LIFE BUT HOW DO WE KNOW IF ITS CONSCIOUS? YEAH, ITS CONSCIOUS PLEASE MMN. RAPHCOMIC.COM THANKS TO ELIZABETH! WEBL n Searle-y not

Searle-y not

Dick, Once, and Fruit: We aren't falling for it again Gary, we know your dick is in the fruit!!! Fool me once

Fool me once

Crazy, England, and Gif: 45% 11:02 Bailey What's your favorite part of history? Today Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo. Oh my god Type a message... Aa Send GIF Sinko de Mayo

Sinko de Mayo

Good, Never, and How: HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING NSweet Caroline... @SpaceboyCantLol Ba ba baaa Ba ba baaa Ba ba baaa Ba ba baa Good times never seemed so good

Good times never seemed so good

Good, Never, and How: HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING NSweet Caroline... @SpaceboyCantLol Ba ba baaa Ba ba baaa Ba ba baaa Ba ba baa Good times never seemed so good

Good times never seemed so good

Dank, Memes, and Target: People who Upvote People who Upvote and Comment People who laugh then pretend they didn't see it Yes thats right we know you exist by ando66 MORE MEMES

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Alive, Bad, and College: Side Effects Follow ECTS @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 5:14 PM 28 Sep 2017 Belinda Blumenthal @philomenapunk Follow because we all gay ide Effects @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 11:29 AM 3 Oct 2017 3,199 Retweets 11,051 Likes agapantoblu: somecunttookmyurl: creaturethatcries: dr-dendritic-trees: karnythia: voidbat: genderfuckt: optimysticals: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: luidilovins: the-modern-satyr: seedydemigod: captainfunkpunkandroll: the-real-eye-to-see: Didn’t even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay That’s been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the ‘80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again. the wording on the paperwork is “Are you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980” or “Are you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980” (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I’m not allowed to. So a better question for this article is “Why won’t baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?” though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it. This is disgusting hey trans people can’t give blood either. was banned from a plasma place for having the nerve to show up and be trans. “we don’t serve you people”. This is one of the reasons why it was painful for a LOT of Queer people after the Pulse shooting. We kept seeing messages calling for blood donations but so many of us can’t donate. We couldn’t even help our own community. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as someone who has received money and/or drugs in exchange for sex, i have a lifetime ban on giving blood. FURTHERMORE, my whore blood is so filthy that if you’ve had sex with me in the past year, YOU can’t give blood! and that’s a federal goddamn guideline, folks! If you lived in Europe for 3 months between 1980 and 1996 you can’t donate blood which basically takes out everyone who ever served in the military and was stationed overseas, anyone who studied abroad or anyone who had a job overseas during that period. The Red Cross is always announcing they have a shortage of blood donors but they create the shortage with the byzantine array of restrictions that they refuse to revisit. Okay, the above stuff is stigma and total crap, we have efficient screens for HIV and things now, the blood will be screened anyway, banning people for their sexual history is completely prejudice and its wasteful, and those rules really need to go. But the last one, the ban on donation for people living in Europe, is actually done for a reason. Its an attempt to limit the spread of vCJD, which we don’t have a way of screening for right now. Last i went you could donate blood if trans, I was openly trans at my blood clinic and they took me. So its probably just that particular clinic, which I say so that other trans people arent discouraged from trying to donate. Also… as long as its the only question you lie on… if theres a blood shortage emergency I really dont see why not lie on that one question. Like its terrible to have to do that and im not trying to make you feel bad if you avoiding donating because of it, but since we know its not scientifically founded it seems perfectly moral to me to lie on that one question if you want to donate. There’s not really a way for them to fact check that. I really never understood why people don’t just LIE “Heartbroken they couldn’t-“ JUST LIE ON THE FORM I’m an openly queer woman in Italy and I’ve never lied on my form, but also, my form doesn’t even ask the gender of my partner. All the questions are phrased “have you had any heterosexual or homosexual intercourse in the past six months?”, “have you changed partner in the past six months?” They are willingly phrased to work for all people because there’s literally no scientific reason as to why straight blood would be safer than gay blood.It’s just a formality. Honestly, you could write you just had an orgy and as long as you claim you’ve practiced safe sex they’ll give you the green card to donate. At most, they mark your sack for a more thorough venereal diseases screening in case you couldn’t affirm for sure that you’re 100% clean.The whole “but after the AIDS scare” discourse is bullcrap. They give AIDS informative flyers to all donors once a year and they screen for HIV all the sacks. Whenever you donate, you get the analysis results back and if you check, straight or gay, there’s always the results for the HIV test. Because medicine knows that straights and gays are all equally likely to be affected, it’s how it is.If you’re gay, you can donate. If you’re trans, the most that can happen is that your doctor allows you two yearly donations, roughly six months apart, if you are having your period; otherwise you’re allowed three yearly donations, roughly four months apart. That’s it.If the forms are like those provided in Italy, you won’t have even have to lie. If you live in some dumbass country that thinks you cannot donate if you’re queer, though, yeah, just fucking lie about it because there is no valid reason that says you cannot give blood.It’s an whole different matter if we’re talking about restrictions based on where you were at X date.These questions are common worldwide because they refer to viruses and infections that cannot be screened. This is not made because the Red Cross is mean and cruel and whatever the fuck; it’s because they cannot be sure your blood is not contaminated and since the blood is going to someone who, it stands to reason, is already compromised on their own, they cannot fight their own battle and add more. That’s why you cannot donate. My uncle died because he was fighting leukemia and was injected a transfusion of infected blood. DO NOT LIE ON THE FORM ABOUT ILLNESSES YOU HAD OR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN TO. YOUR WISH TO DONATE IS WORTH JACK SHIT IF YOU CONTAMINATE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T HONEST.

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Bad, Dank, and Food: Me: I should go to bed early tonigh... Me to me: You can sleep when you're dead! This is your kid free time. Eat junk food, watch shows with bad words in them, and regret it in the morning. AM DADASS AICAN REAL We know which one wins out. (via The Real American Dadass)

We know which one wins out. (via The Real American Dadass)

Nintendo, Game, and Games: Ro Khanna @RoKhanna In 1970s, Jerry Lawson created the first home gaming console that used cartridges instead of having games built directly into the hardware. His groundbreaking technology became the foundation for Atari, Nintendo, and Sega. #BlackHistoryMonth Jerry Lawson, a self-taught engineer, gave us video game cartridges engadget.com The hero who helped create the video game industry as we know it

The hero who helped create the video game industry as we know it

Sad, Idiot, and Truth: Paige @PeachCoffin The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures 20/09/14, 4:03 AM 3,183 RETWEETS 5,670 LIKES A sad truth.

A sad truth.

Dogs, Drugs, and Facts: DAPASTOR YOO uncleromeo: feet-man-ahhh-sucker-of-the-toes: emotionsclashagainstemotions: thatpettyblackgirl: Because we know they value the lives of dogs over blac… nevermind 😒 the ironic part is, racism is probably why the cop was so convinced the drugs were there. the dog was doing its job, which is not reacting to drugs that don’t exist. the cop, on other hand, saw a black man, and was sure he had drugs. Drug dogs have also been found to be ineffective in many cases, basing their reactions on the cop’s body language. “For the purpose of this post, though, I want to focus on what’s missing from Colb’s analysis and, should the Supreme Court decide to hear the case, will almost certainly also be missing from oral arguments, the court’s ruling and most discussion of the case: that narcotics-detecting dogs and their handlers aren’t very good at discerning the presence of illegal drugs. Multiple analyses of drug-dog alerts have consistently shown alarmingly high error rates — with some close to and exceeding 50 percent. In effect, some of these K-9 units are worse than a coin flip. For some units, the reason may be sinister — the police handler may have trained the dog to alert on command. I’ve asked dog trainers to look at videos of roadside searches in the past, and, on more than one occasion, they said they saw clear indications that a dog was being cued to alert. But it needn’t be so malicious. While dogs are indeed capable of sniffing out illicit drugs, we’ve bred into them another overriding trait: the desire to please. Even drug dogs with conscientious handlers will read their handlers’ unintentional body language and alert accordingly. A 2010 study found that packages designed to trick handlers into thinking there were drugs inside them were much more likely to trigger false alerts than packages designed to trick the dogs. (Police-dog handlers and trainers responded to that study by refusing to cooperate with further research.) Many drug dogs, then, are not alerting to the presence of drugs, but to their handlers’ suspicions about the presence of drugs. And searches based on little more than law enforcement’s suspicions are exactly what the Fourth Amendment is supposed to prevent. (Tracking dogs that pick suspects out of “scent lineups” have had similar problems, and have led to numerous wrongful convictions.)” ^^^!!!

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Got, Pages, and Gota: WE JUST GOT A LETTER. WE JUST GOTA LETTER WE JUST GOT A LETTER. IWONDER WHOITS FROM. We know Turn Pages

Women, Strong, and May: "Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them." 03

Family, Vines, and Civilization: normal-horoscopes I WANT MORE OVERGROWN RUINS TO EXPLORE AND IFI HAVE TO MAKE THEM MYSELF THEN SO BE IT aphony-cree This makes me picture someone aggressively planting vines around a Family Dollar that closed down two weeks ago tumblhurgoyf too small scale, this person is currently plotting the demise of modern civilization as we know it

Fail, Funny, and Lol: Matthew Anderson Follow @MattAndersonBBC Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. RETWEETS LIKES 53,487 78,055 2:26 AM-3 Sep 2016 988 53K 78K Language is weird. Different ones have strange and different rules, and these rules can also be completely shattered if you really want. #funny #interesting #english #language #win #fail #lol

Language is weird. Different ones have strange and different rules, and these rules can also be completely shattered if you really want. #fu...

Hearts, Who, and She: tponin vas very upset by i but eventually she sgreed He l i Sebe d and that was the last she sww of h y os eir Who knows what goes on in people's heada? Or their hearts? We think they do something completely unexpected. Angus. For the first six mochs he e regularly as ever. Then the eom a we know someone, then suddenly ly, until they fnalily wagped u

Music, Tumblr, and Work: darktripz: The Epic Of Gilgamesh In Sumerian The EPIC OF GILGAMESH is the earliest great work of literature that we know of, and was first written down by the Sumerians around 2100 B.C. Ancient Sumer was the land that lay between the two rivers, the Tigris and Euphrates, in Mesopotamia. The language that the Sumerians spoke was unrelated to the Semitic languages of their neighbors the Akkadians and Babylonians, and it was written in a syllabary (a kind of alphabet) called “cuneiform”. By 2000 B.C., the language of Sumer had almost completely died out and was used only by scholars (like Latin is today). No one knows how it was pronounced because it has not been heard in 4000 years. What you hear in this video are a few of the opening lines of part of the epic poem, accompanied only by a long-neck, three-string, Sumerian lute known as a “ngish-gu-di”. The instrument is tuned to G - G - D, and although it is similar to other long neck lutes still in use today (the tar, the setar, the saz, etc.) the modern instruments are low tension and strung with fine steel wire. The ancient long neck lutes (such as the Egyptian “nefer”) were strung with gut and behaved slightly differently. The short-neck lute known as the “oud” is strung with gut/nylon, and its sound has much in common with the ancient long-neck lute although the oud is not a fretted instrument and its strings are much shorter (about 25 inches or 63 cm) as compared to 32 inches (82 cm) on a long-neck instrument. For anyone interested in these lutes, I highly recommend THE ARCHAEOMUSICOLOGY OF THE ANCIENT NEAR EAST by Professor Richard Dumbrill. The location for this performance is the courtyard of Nebuchadnezzar’s palace in Babylon. The piece is four minutes long and is intended only as a taste of what the music of ancient Sumer might have sounded like. “The Sumerians” by Grendel Dark

darktripz: The Epic Of Gilgamesh In Sumerian The EPIC OF GILGAMESH is the earliest great work of literature that we know of, and was first...

Bad, Children, and Fail: POINT/COUNTERPOINT This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won't Nathan Eckert and Bob Sheffer f 3/26/03 3:00pm. SEE MORE: OPINION This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti- Americanism George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more. This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan the flames of hatred even higher. It will not end the threat of weapons of mass destruction; it will make possible their further proliferation. And it will not lay the groundwork for the flourishing of democracy throughout the Mideast; it will harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all Western (i.e Nathan Eckert U.S.) influence. If you thought Osama bin Laden was bad, just wait until the countless children who become orphaned by U.S. bombs in the coming weeks are all grown up. Do you think they will forget what country dropped the bombs that killed their parents? In 10 or 15 years, we will look back fondly on the days when there were only a few thousand Middle Easterners dedicated to destroying the U.S and willing to die for the fundamentalist cause. From this war, a million bin Ladens will bloom And what exactly is our endgame here? Do we really believe that we can install Gen. Tommy Franks as the ruler of Iraq? Is our arrogance and hubris so great that we actually believe that a U.S. provisional military regime will be welcomed with open arms by the Iraqi people? Democracy cannot possibly thrive under coercion. To take over a country and impose one's own system of government without regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis of democracy. And it is doomed to fail A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated disaster No It Won't No it won't It just won't. None of that will happen You're getting worked up over nothing. Everything is going to be fine. So just relax, okay? You're really overreacting "This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan the flames of hatred even higher"? It won't Bob Sheffer "It will harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all Western (i.e. U.S.) influence"? Not really "A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated disaster"? Sorry, no, I disagree "To take over a country and impose one's own system of government without regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis of democracy"? You are completely wrong Trust me, it's all going to work out perfect. Nothing bad is going to happen It's all under control. Why do you keep saying these things? I can tell when there's trouble looming and I really don't sens se that right now. We're in control of this situation, and we know what we're doing. So stop being so pessimistic Look, you've been proven wrong, so stop talking. You've had your say already Be quiet, okay? Everything's fine. You're wrong sexhaver: this is from 2003

sexhaver: this is from 2003

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. windycityteacher: burntcopper: things english speakers know, but don’t know we know. WOAH WHAT?

windycityteacher: burntcopper: things english speakers know, but don’t know we know. WOAH WHAT?

Fake, Family, and Grandma: birdrhetorics my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20's because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba pidgevspigeon Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy. jedda-martele Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: 'M A GENERAL the-husbando: beans345: catchymemes: Spooktober in VRChat Finally we know the origins of the skeleton war

the-husbando: beans345: catchymemes: Spooktober in VRChat Finally we know the origins of the skeleton war

Dank, Horses, and Scooby Doo: Jilly AnaisTM @JillyAnais Tell me something that I don't know.. Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust Hold your horses there Socrates

Hold your horses there Socrates

Animals, Cats, and Dogs: We know your intentions were good, hoomans, but let's be honest: These cats and dogs are not so amused by these gestures. Actually, they are quite pissed and these photos prove it.#cats #animals #dogs #funnycats #funnydogs #catmemes #dogmemes #animalmemes #AmIajoketoyou

We know your intentions were good, hoomans, but let's be honest: These cats and dogs are not so amused by these gestures. Actually, they are...

Funny, Honda, and Tumblr: Uber: "I'm in a blue Honda Civic." Me: "ok" Me to me: "ok, we know what blue is"

What, Feel, and Battle: there's a battle between what we know and what we feel.

Honda, Uber, and Blue: Uber: "I'm in a blue Honda Civic." Me: "ok" Me to me: "ok, we know what blue is"

Money, Taxes, and Prison: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do I owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison Shh. Its a secret

Shh. Its a secret

Programming, How, and Html: l am a HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING HTML programmer @SpaceboyCantLol HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHAL HTML iS a PrOgraMminG LanGuAgE

HTML iS a PrOgraMminG LanGuAgE

Sorry, How, and Editing: Country roads HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEYRE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING ae mehom es Vligin Sorry for the terrible editing

Sorry for the terrible editing

Dank, Memes, and Sorry: Country roads HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEYRE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING ae mehom es Vligin Sorry for the terrible editing by grizzyboi24 MORE MEMES

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Alive, Animals, and Cats: Meg OVeganMegane Vegans who feed their pets meat: u guys have gotta see the bigger picture. We shouldn't support animal exploitation w/ our money That's it. 7/13/16, 10:50 PM aer @thelilmermade @VeganMegane yes um so how would I feed my cat? 7/13/16, 11:02 PM lI VIEW TWEET ACTIVITY Meg @VeganMegane @thelilmermade is your cat male or 7m female? :) check out this website for more info: vegancats.com/ veganfaq.php Meg @VeganMegane @thelilmermade I know you want to best for your companion, and I won't deny that there are risks, but you can minimise those risks! 5m someoneintheshadow456: nautica-the-savant: marbledmartin: thegrumpymathematician: nunyabizni: sarcasmsuitsme: skypig357: iswearimnotnaked: hi hello CATS!!!! CANNOT!!!! BE VEGAN!!!!! i cannot believe i have to fucking say this. dogs are omnivore and IF YOUR VET APPROVES your pooch MAY be able to go on an APPROVED(!!!!!) commercial vegan dog food like the brand “v-dog” which has all the essential vitamins, protein, etc. (the oldest record winning dogs have been vegan) cats are CARNIVORE and cannot fucking live on a vegan diet. a vet would laugh in your face and probably find some way to have your pet taken away from you because you’re obviously not fit to have an animal if you think you can feed a cat a diet based on your own ethics i’m vegan but this is so fucking harmful. it’s about minimizing your harm, not putting your animals on risky diets in an attempt to be perfect. DON’T FUCKING DO THIS TO YOUR PETS Idiot people If you see someone you know doing this, report them for animal cruelty and neglect. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This posts, and many of the notes on it, are bothering me. Ladies, gentlemen, esteemed colleagues from outside the confines of the gender binary; gather ‘round. Let’s throw some science in this joint. 1. Humans. Humans are not cats. Humans are not dogs. One would think this obvious, but people have a tendency to attempt such interspecies comparisons when discussing diet. Humans are order omnivora; we have essentially evolved in a manner that attempts to give us as much dietary flexibility as possible. We do, however, require a substance called B12 (or cobalamin), which is extremely important for brain and nervous system functions, as well as the synthesis of DNA and the construction of red blood cells. We cannot produce this vitamin ourselves–no animal, plant, or fungus can. The enzymes used in cobalamin production are essentially unique to bacteria and archaea–some species of which hang out in the digestive tracks of other animals. We get cobalamin in a roundabout way from fish, shellfish, meat, eggs, milk, and dairy products. While there is no naturally-occurring, vegan source of the vitamin that has been demonstrated effective in a human study of statistically significant sample size, effective synthetic forms do exist and can be used as a substitute. Cyanocobalamin is one of the most common and is frequently found in fortified foods and vitamins. In short: Humans are omnivores. Humans have evolved for dietary flexibility, including viable vegetarianism. Humans did not evolve for veganism (be extremely suspicious of people who tell you that we did, as they are lying), but due to modern technologies, veganism is also a viable diet that humans can thrive on, should they so choose. 2. Cats. Cats are order carnivora. Cats require (amongst other things) an amino acid called taurine. We’re not quite sure how, exactly, but we know that it’s extremely important to feline heart wall tissue, retinal tissue, and brain tissue amongst other things. Cats cannot manufacture their own taurine, and must get it from other sources–primarily shellfish, fish and meat. Taurine breaks down when heated, so feeding your cat a home-cooked diet rich in this foods is also not necessarily a good idea (talk to a vet). Secondary (read: SUPPLEMENTARY. NOT A SOLE SOURCE OF TAURINE.) sources of taurine for cats include dairy, eggs, and seaweed- or yeast-based taurine supplements. In nature, cats don’t really need to worry about getting enough taurine, because (as you may have noticed), taurine sources are indeed the things that cats tend to catch and eat. However, a cat that lives in a human household is dependent on humans for food, and sometimes humans are utter fucktrucks. In short: Cats are obligate carnivores. Their primary source of nutrition is meat. They must eat meat, preferably as close to raw as possible. They have digestive tracks designed for digesting meat. There are vegan/vegetarian cat kibbles on the market. Do not buy them. Your cat is neither vegan nor vegetarian, and if you adjust their diet as if they were, you are a terrible person who is harming and possibly killing your pet. You suck. End of discussion. 3. Dogs. Dogs are slightly more nuanced here. They are facultative carnivores–meaning that they optimally should eat meat, but can survive on other things if resources are scare. Dogs also need the amino acid taurine, but can technically manufacture it themselves if the proper building blocks are in their diets. They also need vitamin D–D3 is preferable, but D2 can be used to some degree. Dogs are somewhere between us (the true omnivore) and the cat (the true carnivore). A vegan or vegetarian diet will keep a dog alive, certainly, but is unlikely to allow your pet to thrive as it lacks the recommended nutrients. You should probably be feeding your dog meat. The exception here–some dogs are allergic to conventional dog foods, or find symptoms of certain diseases alleviated by vegetarianism. In this case, a veterinarian (not you, layperson, I mean an actual trained veterinarian) may determine that the benefits of putting your dog on a vegetarian/vegan diet outweigh those of feeding your dog meat. This is relatively rare, but does occasionally happen. And no, actually, the oldest dog is not vegan–Bramble is the only dog on this list that I found had some indication of veganism. The oldest dog on record is an Australian Kelpie named Maggie, who was not vegan. It is more likely that Bramble lived that long despite the veganism, not because of it. In short: If a vet thinks that your dog may be allergic to dog food/require a special diet and recommends you try feeding it a vegetarian/vegan diet, listen to your vet. Otherwise? Dogs are carnivora. They do need vegetables and other sources of nutrients, but their optimal fuel, as it were, is meat. Your dog needs meat to be happy. Fucking feed your dog. Now, I did manage to find two veterinarians who disagree with every other study I dug up and the American Veterinary Medical Association. Their articles are here and here. They don’t really have sources, and are essentially wholly dependent on anecdotal evidence (“my dog is a vegetarian and hasn’t died!”), but for those of you data cherry-pickers reading this, there you go. As a rule, dogs and cats need meat. If that makes you uncomfortable, that is your problem, not theirs. If you try to implement a vegan or vegetarian diet for your pets because you implemented one for yourself, you shouldn’t have those pets. That is animal abuse. (By the way, those of you not feeding your cats and non-allergic dogs the food they need to survive and thrive? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not love your pets?) TL;DR If you do not want a pet that must be fed meat, you should under no circumstances acquire a cat or a dog. Thank you for your time. Rebloobing for the more detailed info on B12 and obligate carnivore vs true omnivores Always reblog. Dear Vegans, If you’re not willing to at least feed your dogs and cats commercial food, get a rabbit or a parrot.

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Dank, Funny, and Scooby Doo: Jilly AnaisTM @JillyAnais Tell me something that I don't know. DANK MEMEQLOGY Chauncy Smart e ChauncySmartt Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust

Gym, Tomorrow, and How: I'LL GO TO GYM REGULARLY FROM TOMORROW HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING @SpaceboyCantLol HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHA Laugh at me now

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Dank, Memes, and Scooby Doo: Jilly AnaisTM @JillyAnais Tell me something that I don't know DANK MEMEOLOGY Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust Amen brother. Amen. by MaybeJacquez MORE MEMES

Amen brother. Amen. by MaybeJacquez MORE MEMES

Dank, Scooby Doo, and Kids: Jilly AnaisTM @JillyAnais Tell me something that I don't know DANK MEMEOLOGY Chauncy Smart @ChauncySmartt Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust Amen brother. Amen.

Amen brother. Amen.

The Game, Uno, and Game: UNO@realUNOgame 4. Mai If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can't put down a +2 to make the next person Draw 6. We know you've tried it. #UNO Tweet übersetzen YOU CANNOT STACK DRAW 2 & DRAW 4 CARDS 02019 MATTEL quintel clements @q theflyguy Antwort an @realUNOgame What about a +4 on a +4? 22 Std Tweet übersetzen UNO@realUNOgame 21 Std. 61 89 320 quintel clements @q theflyguy 21 Std. You don't know how to play the game right Tweet übersetzen 2.1 Tsd 12 243

Global Warming, Life, and Lol: Emi @emdoyl 2011: The world's gonna end next year..ike probably....bc of something w the Mayans People: *freaking out* 2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast. People: lol ok Lol k

Lol k

Love, Brain, and Hypocrite: Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Global Warming, Life, and Lol: Emi @emdoyl 12h 2011: The world's gonna end next year..like probably....bc of something w the Mayans People: *freaking out* 2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast. People: lol ok

Food, Friends, and Duke: car & friends genie GUYS! FINALLY! I WISH I COULD SPEAK AND UNDERSTAND MY HUMANS LANGUAGE WHOA! DUKE CAN I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING! TALK?? HOLY CRAP! WHEN I'M WHINING AT THE TABLE, IT'S BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME SOME OF THE FOOD YOU'RE EATING! UM, DUKE... BUDDY... WE KNOW THAT WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT FOOD 78 Random Pictures Of The Day

78 Random Pictures Of The Day

Dank, Book, and Squirrel: BOOK RETURN NOTICE! Please yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch

Book, Library, and Squirrel: BOOK RETURN NOTICE! Please yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch Spotted at a local public library

Spotted at a local public library

Amazon, Facebook, and Head: UPS X tracking:"Your package is in City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm'" FedEx: "Your package is coming, you'l get it when we give it to you." USPS: "You ordered something?" 7/27/18, 11:48 AM Amazon: "We're inside vour apartment." Facebook: "We know you were just thinking about getting a toaster oven. Here are 15 ads for toaster ovens." get out of my head goddamnit.

get out of my head goddamnit.

Amazon, Facebook, and Head: UPS X tracking:"Your package is in City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm'" FedEx: "Your package is coming, you'l get it when we give it to you." USPS: "You ordered something?" 7/27/18, 11:48 AM Amazon: "We're inside vour apartment." Facebook: "We know you were just thinking about getting a toaster oven. Here are 15 ads for toaster ovens." get out of my head goddamnit.

get out of my head goddamnit.

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