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What The Shit: chikaden thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by class mates a number of times and had the same resut It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not it. Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM CANCER Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like satl (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cooll) I MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei I. just. .that is heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is way This movement causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, s0 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you- like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications. PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing achieved I found this somewhere and just had to share
What The Shit: chikaden
 thinksquad
 Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina
 secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and
 divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in
 a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling
 In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to
 water two identical plants to see if there would be any
 difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and
 the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the
 structure or energy of the water may be compromised by
 class mates a number of times and had the same resut
 It has been known for some years that the problem with
 microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory
 about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can
 not
 it.
 Microwaves don't work different ways on different
 substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the
 same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules
 to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction
 which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i
 results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and
 generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things
 that are not found in nature
 So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead
 food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating
 up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i
 Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and
 accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the
 makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living
 plants dying
 NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES
 SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC
 RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT?
 CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE
 or energy of the water
 what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water
 molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it
 t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice
 the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation
 Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of
 THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM
 CANCER
 Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits
 ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not
 do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is
 a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in
 that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does
 not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The
 chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as
 well as inorganic shit like satl
 (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea.
 It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a
 big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny
 white strings. Very cooll)
 I
 MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei
 I. just. .that is
 heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the
 Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water
 molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat
 Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get
 before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on
 your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly
 because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is
 way
 This movement causes friction
 That's not what friction is
 It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and
 generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things
 that are not found in nature
 Let's take these one at a time
 Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So
 cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble
 vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that,
 s0
 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins
 (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured
 protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your
 protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken
 Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic
 table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are
 very complex combinations of elements)
 Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you
 talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking
 down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different
 than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation.
 You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR
 radiation-which we've already established do not come from your
 microwave
 things that are not found in nature
 What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive
 elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells
 That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU
 You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long
 Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons
 of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you-
 like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
 PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD
 DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR
 DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES
 ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST
 TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE
 THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK
 OUR FUCKING PLANET
 LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your
 This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing
 achieved
I found this somewhere and just had to share

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What The Shit: Columbine survivor, now a lawmaker, pushes to legalize guns in schools More of my friends would still be alive today" if Columbine teachers had guns, he said <p><a href="http://dawniedon.tumblr.com/post/166969762326/trashcanbees-hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he" class="tumblr_blog">dawniedon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trashcanbees.tumblr.com/post/166855509322/hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he-means-is-that" class="tumblr_blog">trashcanbees</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hanisu93.tumblr.com/post/166855267908/wait-w-a-i-t" class="tumblr_blog">hanisu93</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wait</p> <p>W A I T</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d04b62a8c11e60edf0e0f07fbe642882/tumblr_inline_oyhyt5oTuG1thtzgr_500.png" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What he means is that teachers who are personally licensed to carry concealed weapons should be allowed to do so on school grounds. There would be no push to give guns to teachers who were not comfortable with them or to keep guns in schools or anything like that. </p> <p>The main way this is helpful is taking schools off the list of targets where you can go in completely unopposed because you don’t know for sure that there’s no one to stop you. You can’t just assume someone isn’t carrying even though you know not everyone is. </p> <p>As for the stress thing, just really think about that for a second. People don’t suddenly become more volatile when in possession of a gun, I would know I (and everyone in my family) own one, how often do you think teachers genuinely attempt to kill children? You shouldn’t be leaving your children in the care of someone you think would murder them if given the chance, that’s just not a thing. If there’s a teacher who is unstable like that the odds that that teacher can pass the background check to be allowed to own or carry guns at all is highly unlikely. </p> <p>That’s just not a realistic concern at all. You don’t wanna leave one gun per classroom or anything like that though because that makes it far more likely that a gun is in the hands of someone unqualified to use it than if a teacher can bring his personal handgun, hidden on his body where no one knows, or is allowed to know, that he has it. You would not know which teachers had guns unless there came a time for them to have to use it. </p> </blockquote> <p>What the shit! Maybe ban the possession of guns altogether!</p><p>That way teachers will not need to bring in any guns at all. And still not leave any one unopposed. How hard is it to do the maths? </p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="vengefulricecake:xo1HwOLI3CQ0xZvJpKiOIA:ZUGnKl2OTcyqS"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f70232f8918b7e7bb72b05decdfc58a/tumblr_nqcwedMWei1unayydo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Remember how well criminals obey laws? Pepperidge Farm remembers.</p>
What The Shit: Columbine survivor, now a lawmaker,
 pushes to legalize guns in schools
 More of my friends would still be alive today" if
 Columbine teachers had guns, he said
<p><a href="http://dawniedon.tumblr.com/post/166969762326/trashcanbees-hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he" class="tumblr_blog">dawniedon</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://trashcanbees.tumblr.com/post/166855509322/hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he-means-is-that" class="tumblr_blog">trashcanbees</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://hanisu93.tumblr.com/post/166855267908/wait-w-a-i-t" class="tumblr_blog">hanisu93</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Wait</p>
<p>W A I T</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d04b62a8c11e60edf0e0f07fbe642882/tumblr_inline_oyhyt5oTuG1thtzgr_500.png" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What he means is that teachers who are personally licensed to carry concealed weapons should be allowed to do so on school grounds. There would be no push to give guns to teachers who were not comfortable with them or to keep guns in schools or anything like that. </p>
<p>The main way this is helpful is taking schools off the list of targets where you can go in completely unopposed because you don’t know for sure that there’s no one to stop you. You can’t just assume someone isn’t carrying even though you know not everyone is. </p>
<p>As for the stress thing, just really think about that for a second. People don’t suddenly become more volatile when in possession of a gun, I would know I (and everyone in my family) own one, how often do you think teachers genuinely attempt to kill children? You shouldn’t be leaving your children in the care of someone you think would murder them if given the chance, that’s just not a thing. If there’s a teacher who is unstable like that the odds that that teacher can pass the background check to be allowed to own or carry guns at all is highly unlikely. </p>
<p>That’s just not a realistic concern at all. You don’t wanna leave one gun per classroom or anything like that though because that makes it far more likely that a gun is in the hands of someone unqualified to use it than if a teacher can bring his personal handgun, hidden on his body where no one knows, or is allowed to know, that he has it. You would not know which teachers had guns unless there came a time for them to have to use it. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the shit! Maybe ban the possession of guns altogether!</p><p>That way teachers will not need to bring in any guns at all. And still not leave any one unopposed. How hard is it to do the maths? </p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="vengefulricecake:xo1HwOLI3CQ0xZvJpKiOIA:ZUGnKl2OTcyqS"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f70232f8918b7e7bb72b05decdfc58a/tumblr_nqcwedMWei1unayydo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Remember how well criminals obey laws? Pepperidge Farm remembers.</p>

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What The Shit: Doy nine Microwaved Water Purified Water Mroaved Water Ony Parifid chikaderp wildunicomherd thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it sher took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the nomal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these 'Safe' appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU'VE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE the structure or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with nmicrowaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM CHEAT SHEET! GAMMA KRAYS RAYS v FROM THE THE PHONES MICE OV WIF WAVE IGHT RAYS RADIO SEL RAO NUCLEAR) GNOS দ CAN SEE CANCER: NOT CANCER IFvbu GET TO0 MUOH OF IT WHIC OU PROBASUV WON T BUT WEAR SUNSCEEN NOT EVEN FRM THE CSC Microwaves ! nuclear reactors, so calm your tits. it's how it comupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg which is basically a big glob of protein--the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool) Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster just.. .that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you're heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that's like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way This movenent causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature. Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are dassified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, so microwaving veggies-which keeps the water in-is actually a healthier option Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking However, denatured protein is still nutritious-that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements,, like off the periodic table-sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and protelins are very complex combinations of elements.) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound buillshit. When you talk about breaking apart say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O00H SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave. things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you--like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE Think before you reblog And microwave your veggies This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing Science achieved The Real Science Side of Tumblr
What The Shit: Doy nine
 Microwaved Water
 Purified Water
 Mroaved Water Ony
 Parifid
 chikaderp
 wildunicomherd
 thinksquad
 Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it sher
 took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan
 on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling
 she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in
 the growth between the nomal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was
 thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it
 turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was
 repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result
 It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the
 radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corupts the DNA in the food so the body
 can not recognize it
 Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the
 microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move
 faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of
 the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new
 stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature
 So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast
 Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these 'Safe' appliances. What about the
 nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him
 when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of
 living plants dying
 NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES
 SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU'VE HEARD
 OF DOUBLE BLIND, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE
 the structure or energy of the water
 what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three
 fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice
 the problem with nmicrowaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about
 Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation
 THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
 CHEAT SHEET!
 GAMMA KRAYS
 RAYS
 v
 FROM THE THE PHONES
 MICE
 OV
 WIF
 WAVE
 IGHT
 RAYS
 RADIO
 SEL
 RAO
 NUCLEAR)
 GNOS
 দ
 CAN
 SEE
 CANCER:
 NOT CANCER
 IFvbu GET TO0 MUOH OF IT
 WHIC OU PROBASUV WON T
 BUT WEAR SUNSCEEN
 NOT EVEN FRM THE CSC
 Microwaves ! nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.
 it's how it comupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it
 do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the
 middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells
 Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it
 cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt
 (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens
 when you fry an egg which is basically a big glob of protein--the strands break apart and it
 looks like tiny white strings. Very cool)
 Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster
 just.. .that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you're heating something over a flame
 or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water
 molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which
 is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that's like the lowest
 setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher
 temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way
 This movenent causes friction
 That's not what friction is
 It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called
 radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.
 Let's take these one at a time
 Vitamins are dassified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will
 dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, so
 microwaving veggies-which keeps the water in-is actually a healthier option
 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking
 However, denatured protein is still nutritious-that's why you can meet your protein intake
 with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken
 Minerals are just chemical elements,, like off the periodic table-sodium, iron, potassium.
 (Vitamins and protelins are very complex combinations of elements.)
 Which brings me to the radiolytic compound buillshit. When you talk about breaking apart
 say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot
 different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like
 gamma rays-the O00H SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do
 not come from your microwave.
 things that are not found in nature
 What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right?
 In rocks and also in living cells. That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE
 YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by
 how much of it is left
 Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you And tons of shit that never existed
 until we cooked it up is great for you--like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications
 PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED
 SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH
 VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE
 ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL
 WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET
 LERN 2 SCIENCE Think before you reblog And microwave your veggies
 This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing
 Science achieved
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