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Android, Dad, and Poop: Marcy G
@BunAndLeggings
When I was 4 my dad got pulled over
and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and
the cop let my dad go. When he took
me to the bathroom my dad couldn't
stop laughing after I told him I didn't
have to poop, just didn't want him to
get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return
the favor
3:16 PM 7/14/19 Twitter for Android
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![Android, Dad, and Poop: Marcy G
@BunAndLeggings
When I was 4 my dad got pulled over
and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and
the cop let my dad go. When he took
me to the bathroom my dad couldn't
stop laughing after I told him I didn't
have to poop, just didn't want him to
get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return
the favor
3:16 PM 7/14/19 Twitter for Android
{…~Title~…} via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2OV51N2]()
{…~Title~…} via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2OV51N2
World, How, and Job: People who know nothing about AI:*tells me
how my AI is gonna destroy the world*
My AI:
Whatis this?
Carrot
Literally every other person when i get into a convo about my job
![World, How, and Job: People who know nothing about AI:*tells me
how my AI is gonna destroy the world*
My AI:
Whatis this?
Carrot
Literally every other person when i get into a convo about my job]()
Literally every other person when i get into a convo about my job
Beautiful, Crying, and Dating: @ecrobous8018
keichanz:
echobows:
keichanz:
keichanz:
I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj
It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG
I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F
Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)
GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW
DO IT
LOOK YOU
I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP
THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS
!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!!
![Beautiful, Crying, and Dating: @ecrobous8018
keichanz:
echobows:
keichanz:
keichanz:
I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj
It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG
I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F
Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)
GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW
DO IT
LOOK YOU
I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP
THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS
!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!!]()
keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND T...
Dad, Saw, and Cool: Tovey
When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he
would give me 5 dollars if I found a four
leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in
my yard. Today I was watering my new
trees and saw this. My dad's no longer
with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs:
"DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!"
Ive never found a four leaf clover any cool stories?
![Dad, Saw, and Cool: Tovey
When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he
would give me 5 dollars if I found a four
leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in
my yard. Today I was watering my new
trees and saw this. My dad's no longer
with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs:
"DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!"
Ive never found a four leaf clover any cool stories?]()
Ive never found a four leaf clover any cool stories?
Net, Stomach, and You: When I See
You My Stomach Goes
https://iglovequotes.net/
![Net, Stomach, and You: When I See
You My Stomach Goes
https://iglovequotes.net/]()
https://iglovequotes.net/
Club, Tumblr, and Blog: When people ask me what I am doing on my
day off, I say "I'm not doing anything.
They then suggest doing something. To
which I reply "You must have misunderstood
me, when I say I'm not doing anything. It
means I have specifically put time aside to
do nothing"
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you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
laughoutloud-club:
Well, I’m Not Doing Anything
![Club, Tumblr, and Blog: When people ask me what I am doing on my
day off, I say "I'm not doing anything.
They then suggest doing something. To
which I reply "You must have misunderstood
me, when I say I'm not doing anything. It
means I have specifically put time aside to
do nothing"
Like
Comment
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laughoutloud-club:
Well, I’m Not Doing Anything]()
laughoutloud-club: Well, I’m Not Doing Anything
Chief Keef, Memes, and Nas: My playlists when I leave them on
shuffle
lil nas meets chief keef 🤝
![Chief Keef, Memes, and Nas: My playlists when I leave them on
shuffle
lil nas meets chief keef 🤝]()
lil nas meets chief keef 🤝
Dank, Work, and 🤖: When I have a sh*t ton of work but lack the motivation to do it
![Dank, Work, and 🤖: When I have a sh*t ton of work but lack the motivation to do it]()
When I have a sh*t ton of work but lack the motivation to do it
Being Alone, Crazy, and Music: dailybdg:
jhonenyo:
currently going stupid going crazy over this video
Me listening to music when I’m alone
![Being Alone, Crazy, and Music: dailybdg:
jhonenyo:
currently going stupid going crazy over this video
Me listening to music when I’m alone]()
dailybdg: jhonenyo: currently going stupid going crazy over this video Me listening to music when I’m alone
![Crime, Jail, and My House: uncleromeo
when I was 11, my (black) neighbor witnessed my house being broken into.
she called the police to report the crime. I came home from school and the
robber was still inside. I personally watched as a man I didnt know walked out
of my home with our stuff.
the police didnt show up for 3 days.
when they did, they told us there was nothing the could do because we
"staged the house". they claimed we hid our tv's and valuables to make it look
like more was actually stolen. they never asked for a description, never visited
the neighbor who saw the break-in, anf as they left, they told us that stolen
property is almost never recovered and we should "buy more and get on with
[our] lives"
when I was 23, I was dog-sitting for a (white) friend. her neighbor called the
police and said there was a strange black man in her yard.
the police showed up in 5 minutes.
6 units, 12 officers, stormed the back yard as I was running around with the
dog. some came through the house and I know for a fact that the front door
was locked. they damaged around $5000 worth of property, took her dog to
the pound, and me to jail.
my friend had to cut her trip short and drive 4 hours back to get me from jail
and explain to police in person that she knew me. because "that could be
anybody on the phone". the neighbor was with her when she came. we had
met several times before. she was neither embarrassed nor apologetic.
moral of the story?
too many of us have lived this. too many of us didn't survive.
Wow](https://pics.me.me/uncleromeo-when-i-was-11-my-black-neighbor-witnessed-my-61432080.png)
