🔥 | Latest

Chill, Definitely, and Life: storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave “WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?” I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves. And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?” Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.) So they definitely knew she was pregnant. And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“  Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement. Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks. Wolf packs have maternity leave? Wolves: better than American companies.
Chill, Definitely, and Life: storlek:
stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:
Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave
“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.
And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?” 
Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.) 
So they definitely knew she was pregnant. 
And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 
Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

Wolves: better than American companies.

storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave...

Anaconda, Family, and Mood: nakedmallrat cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go "yeah we're the royal family now" typical english behaviour adventures-in-asexuality I think what's more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone's like it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!' and, well, in-universe l can't really fault them on that, if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture... now that is some creepily imperialist writing nakedmallrat This is the only good reblog of this post in it's entire 3 year hellscape existence roachpatrol if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god's fursona, id crown 'em. this winter already fuckin feels like it's lasted 100 years alivannarose Well, fuck, there is that. frostyemma mood thefingerfuckingfemalefu "By the express wishes of god's fursona" is both the most amazing but also the most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year Source:renebriller-nakedmallrat 370,899 notes Where are the prophesied ones?
Anaconda, Family, and Mood: nakedmallrat
 cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a
 magical kingdom full of wonder and they go "yeah we're the royal family now"
 typical english behaviour
 adventures-in-asexuality
 I think what's more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to
 the Pevensies
 Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone's like
 it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be
 great!' and, well, in-universe l can't really fault them on that, if I were a young
 teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go
 along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me
 But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these
 foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of
 the country and the culture... now that is some creepily imperialist writing
 nakedmallrat
 This is the only good reblog of this post in it's entire 3 year hellscape existence
 roachpatrol
 if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express
 wishes of god's fursona, id crown 'em. this winter already fuckin feels like it's
 lasted 100 years
 alivannarose
 Well, fuck, there is that.
 frostyemma
 mood
 thefingerfuckingfemalefu
 "By the express wishes of god's fursona" is both the most amazing but also the
 most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year
 Source:renebriller-nakedmallrat
 370,899 notes
Where are the prophesied ones?

Where are the prophesied ones?

Best Friend, Books, and Fanfiction: katy-l-wood I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don't care what the overall "theme" is. Gimme the tags. Is there character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend? That'll do way more to get me into a book than slotting it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells me almost nothing gallusrostromegalus Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through the paperbacks going "where the hell is the Content rating? is this 'mature or are we in for actual funtimes here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha got here book? You gonna get weird on me?" So really, Ao3 has me spoiled wheresquidsdare This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist katy-l-wood You are a good librarian! wheresquidsdare None eangst aplot twist awkward #6on't judge a book by its cover I only have flat shelves to work with but.... did it noctnoku I found a book in the library with content tags and suddenly I realised what l'd been missing all this time MORE? w Alsoa FILE UNDER IS BN 97 FANTASY Savage Lands Vengeful Gods An Expected Journey Battalions at War 9 780857 U.S suallenparker Is there a blog for that? Like a blog where people recommend books and like give them their tags? Because I feel like that would be AMAZING stillthewordgirl Tempted to start doing this whenever I read/reread something enniferrpovey Reblogging this version for awesome librarians! fandomsandanythingelse I'm doing this when I write a novel Source: katy-l-wood 34,614 notes Content Tags
Best Friend, Books, and Fanfiction: katy-l-wood
 I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made
 me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don't care
 what the overall "theme" is. Gimme the tags. Is there
 character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend?
 That'll do way more to get me into a book than slotting
 it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells
 me almost nothing
 gallusrostromegalus
 Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through
 the paperbacks going "where the hell is the Content
 rating? is this 'mature or are we in for actual funtimes
 here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha
 got here book? You gonna get weird on me?"
 So really, Ao3 has me spoiled
 wheresquidsdare
 This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the
 library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist
 katy-l-wood
 You are a good librarian!
 wheresquidsdare
 None
 eangst
 aplot twist
 awkward
 #6on't judge a book
 by its cover
 I only have flat shelves to work with but.... did it
 noctnoku
 I found a book in the library with content tags and
 suddenly I realised what l'd been missing all this time
 MORE? w
 Alsoa
 FILE UNDER IS BN 97
 FANTASY
 Savage Lands
 Vengeful Gods
 An Expected Journey
 Battalions at War
 9 780857
 U.S
 suallenparker
 Is there a blog for that? Like a blog where people
 recommend books and like give them their tags?
 Because I feel like that would be AMAZING
 stillthewordgirl
 Tempted to start doing this whenever I read/reread
 something
 enniferrpovey
 Reblogging this version for awesome librarians!
 fandomsandanythingelse
 I'm doing this when I write a novel
 Source: katy-l-wood
 34,614 notes
Content Tags

Content Tags

Gym, Shit, and Squad: HE CHARACTERS IN Suicide Squad do stunts that are physically unbelievable. But most of their powers are attainable; they just happen to be the very best at what they do. Part of Harley Quinn's background, for example, is that she's an expert gymnast. Rather than having a stunt double execute a move, Robbie trained for months to capture a gym nast's sense of flexibility and awareness. And it shows. Producer Richard Suckle says, "I remember the day in which we shot the scene where Harley is in the eleva tor in the Federal Building. And I remember looking at the monitor and thinking, Where are the wires? The wires have to be somewhere. They've done an amazing job. And after, like, the third take, I'm, like, where are the wires? And I had to walk up and look, and I realized, of course, there were no wires. She was actually doing that move. She was literally walking inside the elevator 360 degrees upside down, and she did it over and over and over again." Action Unit Director Guy Norris admits that the majority of the cast is naturally athletic. After one day of weapons or fight training, for example, Will Smith pondorasbox: lenomcakes: Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????
Gym, Shit, and Squad: HE CHARACTERS IN Suicide Squad do stunts that
 are physically unbelievable. But most of their
 powers are attainable; they just happen to be
 the very best at what they do. Part of Harley Quinn's
 background, for example, is that she's an expert
 gymnast. Rather than having a stunt double execute
 a move, Robbie trained for months to capture a gym
 nast's sense of flexibility and awareness. And it shows.
 Producer Richard Suckle says, "I remember the day in
 which we shot the scene where Harley is in the eleva
 tor in the Federal Building. And I remember looking
 at the monitor and thinking, Where are the wires?
 The wires have to be somewhere. They've done an
 amazing job. And after, like, the third take, I'm, like,
 where are the wires? And I had to walk up and look,
 and I realized, of course, there were no wires. She was
 actually doing that move. She was literally walking
 inside the elevator 360 degrees upside down, and she
 did it over and over and over again."
 Action Unit Director Guy Norris admits that the
 majority of the cast is naturally athletic. After one day
 of weapons or fight training, for example, Will Smith
pondorasbox:
lenomcakes:

Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels

we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????

pondorasbox: lenomcakes: Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels we had to hear...

America, Children, and Fucking: Michael O'Grady @mog7546 THE NEW #HOLOCAUST #Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear YELLOW INSIGNIA separating migrant children from their parents and placing them in military warehouses while their parents are locked away in ICE's concentration camps Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear yellow insignias washingtonpress.com 5/25/18, 11:57 AM 1,234 Retweets 855 Likes Newsweek @Newsweek Migrant children beaten, kicked and threatened with sexual abuse by Border Patrol, ACLU alleges bit.ly/2IMRsfn 5/25/18, 9:00 AM 5,020 Retweets 3,597 Likes drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening.  I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.
America, Children, and Fucking: Michael O'Grady
 @mog7546
 THE NEW #HOLOCAUST
 #Trump has just begun forcing detained
 immigrants to wear YELLOW INSIGNIA
 separating migrant children from their
 parents and placing them in military
 warehouses while their parents are
 locked away in ICE's concentration
 camps

 Trump has just begun forcing detained
 immigrants to wear yellow insignias
 washingtonpress.com
 5/25/18, 11:57 AM
 1,234 Retweets 855 Likes

 Newsweek
 @Newsweek
 Migrant children beaten, kicked and
 threatened with sexual abuse by Border
 Patrol, ACLU alleges bit.ly/2IMRsfn
 5/25/18, 9:00 AM
 5,020 Retweets 3,597 Likes
drink-full-n-descend:
eaudrey35:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

History repeating. Washington Press
Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek


We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted

Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening. 


I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.

drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the...

America, Children, and College: America's Last Line Of Defense March 27 at 8:39pm She has to be stopped! Emma Gonzalez attacking a 2nd Amendment supporter's truck at a March For Our Lives rally, (2018, colorized) Comment Share Libby Gosbee These are supposed to be peaceful school kids, and here she is destroying a truck of some one with an umbrella .hope they sue her and parents for all the damage. 58 on Tue Like Reply More Gerald Easton If she would have attached me, she would be 6 ft down with a week. Self defense, this why people need gun for protection from crazies like the above, were is the police protection? 644 on Tue Like Reply More Lois Elaine Gibson What is wrong with these young people? When did wrong become right? Why do we, as TRUE AMERICANS" ALLOW these children of satan, to destroy an divide our country? l know they are paid by Soros and others go do these things, but where are the parents ????? Yes they are probably college students and should know better, but somewhere along the line, someone failed at teaching these kids to do good and probably never brought them up to believe in God. Wake up America!!!! We ARIE headed toward a civil war....or worse 64 on Wed Like Reply More tsarmander: the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this this has to be the funniest thing from this entire year im going to lose it 
America, Children, and College: America's Last Line Of Defense
 March 27 at 8:39pm
 She has to be stopped!
 Emma Gonzalez attacking a 2nd Amendment
 supporter's truck at a March For Our Lives rally,
 (2018, colorized)
 Comment
 Share

 Libby Gosbee
 These are supposed to be
 peaceful school kids, and
 here she is destroying a
 truck of some one with an
 umbrella .hope they sue her
 and parents for all the
 damage.
 58
 on Tue Like Reply More

 Gerald Easton
 If she would have
 attached me, she would
 be 6 ft down with a week.
 Self defense, this why
 people need gun for
 protection from crazies
 like the above, were is the
 police protection?
 644
 on Tue Like Reply More

 Lois Elaine Gibson
 What is wrong with these young
 people? When did wrong
 become right? Why do we, as
 TRUE AMERICANS" ALLOW
 these children of satan, to
 destroy an divide our country? l
 know they are paid by Soros
 and others go do these things,
 but where are the parents ?????
 Yes they are probably college
 students and should know
 better, but somewhere along
 the line, someone failed at
 teaching these kids to do good
 and probably never brought
 them up to believe in God.
 Wake up America!!!! We ARIE
 headed toward a civil war....or
 worse
 64
 on Wed Like Reply More
tsarmander:
the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this
this has to be the funniest thing from this entire year im going to lose it 

tsarmander: the next time my british friends ask me what’s between New York and LA, I will show them this this has to be the funniest thing ...

Clark Kent, Life, and Parents: hatingongodot Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the kitchen to the living room. Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?" There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal Humans 11%- Clark Normal Human Man Kent
Clark Kent, Life, and Parents: hatingongodot
 Before she learns about his secret identity, Lois Lane thinks Clark Kent is a goddamn mess
 She goes to his place to work on a joint article and it takes her like half an hour to find out that Clark
 lives in an absolutely nonfunctional house
 She has to change a lightbulb but there are no stools, no sufficiently high chairs, no way of reaching
 the ceiling unless you find a way to climb the walls. "How the hell do you change your bulbs?" she
 asks. Clark mutters something about misplacing the footstool and helps her drag the table from the
 kitchen to the living room.
 Lois watches Clark make lasagna and has to physically restrain him from pulling the tray out of the
 oven with his bare hands. "Are you out of your goddamn MIND?" she yells, scrambling to pull him
 away on time. "What are you DOING? WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTS?" and Clark is just like
 moment to engage in a riveting game of Mentally Punch Clark
 Lois runs into the bathroom to put on a disguise and yells out, "Where do you keep your razor?"
 There's a gust of wind and Clark comes back with slightly windswept hair. "l got it! he says with
 unwarranted triumph. It's right here. The razor I use." Lois looks at it and it is CLEARLY recently
 purchased and never used and she's just like. I don't even care anymore
 For weeks she just assumes Clark is missing some crucial element in his home and starts stacking
 her own things all over the place. Lois thinking Clark has no clue how to take care of himself while
 Clark is Eternally Tormented and has to find ways to keep his identity a secret while living in close
 uarters, and the slow burn mutual pining roommates AU of my dreams begins
 This is the sort of situation where Clark speeds out of the apartment looking for a place to make a frantic
 call back to Kansas, and his parents show up the next day with a Normal Apartment Life Kit for Normal
 Humans
 11%-
Clark Normal Human Man Kent

Clark Normal Human Man Kent