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Apparently, Food, and Funny: chef pyro So here's a story. A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say l put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe? loki is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!! It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam
Apparently, Food, and Funny: chef pyro
 So here's a story.
 A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my
 roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over
 breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now didn't know
 Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say l put
 my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
 Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in
 that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a
 couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
 Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped
 together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them
 down, but never could.
 In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long
 time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come
 from cotton eye Joe?
 loki is-my-god-now
 How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!!
It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textp...