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    Wild Ride: What a wild ride it’s been since January lol
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Wild Ride: It’s gonna be a wild ride.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Wild Ride: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
Tumblr Crime Show
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
Tumblr Crime Show
                
            

            
            
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    Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

                
            

            
            
caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: thisbibliomaniac:
caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol


@dangerously-human @jayykesley 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: thisbibliomaniac:
caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol


@dangerously-human @jayykesley 

                
            

            
            
thisbibliomaniac:
caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: sheminent:

jackthevulture:

y-orozuya:

Please. Watch this clip and open your heart to Gintama.

I dont even want context for that. that was a wild ride start to finish.


I love it.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: sheminent:

jackthevulture:

y-orozuya:

Please. Watch this clip and open your heart to Gintama.

I dont even want context for that. that was a wild ride start to finish.


I love it.

                
                

                
            

            
            
sheminent:

jackthevulture:

y-orozuya:

Please. Watch this clip and open your heart to Gintama.

I dont even want context for that. that...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

                
            

            
            
caitallolovesyou:

bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:
bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: caitallolovesyou:
bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


punchsportsandpunchlines:

jovan:

babydreamgirl:

zodiacbaby:

uvsunglassesfordogs:

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol

                
            

            
            
caitallolovesyou:
bigboomer101:

totallynotzelda:

skeleton-zone-192000:

officialfist:

newkidsonmycock31:

assbaka:

scottbaiowulf:


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    Wild Ride: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 @steve_shives abuse is one thing, but
 banning channels you disagree with IS
 political censorship. a level civility is
 necessary to understand each other.
 5/11/17, 7:08 PM
 196 RETWEETS 1,481 LIKES
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160633630861/in-all-conscience-lihrat-geekandmisandry" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/160633495837/lihrat-geekandmisandry-marinashutup-laci" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://lihrat.tumblr.com/post/160627089835/geekandmisandry-marinashutup-laci-girl-what" class="tumblr_blog">lihrat</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://geekandmisandry.tumblr.com/post/160595118925/marinashutup-laci-girl-what-are-you-doing" class="tumblr_blog">geekandmisandry</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://marinashutup.tumblr.com/post/160593429198/laci-girl-what-are-you-doing" class="tumblr_blog">marinashutup</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>laci girl what are you doing</p></blockquote>

<p>It’s ok, I didn’t need all the hair I’m tearing out anyway.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">You know your tweet is garbage-material when it starts with “abuse if one thing, but”<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>You do realize all that means is “abuse is the exception to the following statement”, right? It’s not dismissive of abuse.</p></blockquote>

<p>Exactly. You also can’t just label every dissenting opinion abuse in an attempt to avoid criticism.</p></blockquote>

<p>2017, the year where Laci Green gets redpilled and canabalized by her fellow SJWs while Bernie Sanders defends Ann Coulter&rsquo;s right to speak. What a wild ride.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 @steve_shives abuse is one thing, but
 banning channels you disagree with IS
 political censorship. a level civility is
 necessary to understand each other.
 5/11/17, 7:08 PM
 196 RETWEETS 1,481 LIKES
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160633630861/in-all-conscience-lihrat-geekandmisandry" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/160633495837/lihrat-geekandmisandry-marinashutup-laci" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://lihrat.tumblr.com/post/160627089835/geekandmisandry-marinashutup-laci-girl-what" class="tumblr_blog">lihrat</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://geekandmisandry.tumblr.com/post/160595118925/marinashutup-laci-girl-what-are-you-doing" class="tumblr_blog">geekandmisandry</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://marinashutup.tumblr.com/post/160593429198/laci-girl-what-are-you-doing" class="tumblr_blog">marinashutup</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>laci girl what are you doing</p></blockquote>

<p>It’s ok, I didn’t need all the hair I’m tearing out anyway.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">You know your tweet is garbage-material when it starts with “abuse if one thing, but”<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>You do realize all that means is “abuse is the exception to the following statement”, right? It’s not dismissive of abuse.</p></blockquote>

<p>Exactly. You also can’t just label every dissenting opinion abuse in an attempt to avoid criticism.</p></blockquote>

<p>2017, the year where Laci Green gets redpilled and canabalized by her fellow SJWs while Bernie Sanders defends Ann Coulter&rsquo;s right to speak. What a wild ride.</p>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160633630861/in-all-conscience-lihrat-geekandmisandry" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: when ppl tell me pineapple doesn't
 belong on pizza
<p><a href="http://hartleyratsaway.tumblr.com/post/157752212484/cynn-cynn-jojomangaedits-pastelburrito" class="tumblr_blog">hartleyratsaway</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://cynn-cynn.tumblr.com/post/156646857460/jojomangaedits-pastelburrito-barawerewolff" class="tumblr_blog">cynn-cynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jojomangaedits.tumblr.com/post/156576077210/pastelburrito-barawerewolff-braetsch" class="tumblr_blog">jojomangaedits</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pastelburrito.tumblr.com/post/156542187533/barawerewolff-braetsch-verdeinvolumes" class="tumblr_blog">pastelburrito</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://barawerewolff.tumblr.com/post/156506278669/braetsch-verdeinvolumes-bootlenooty" class="tumblr_blog">barawerewolff</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://braetsch.tumblr.com/post/156485666470/verdeinvolumes-bootlenooty-iamonlykidding" class="tumblr_blog">braetsch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://verdeinvolumes.tumblr.com/post/156474193348/bootlenooty-iamonlykidding-catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">verdeinvolumes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bootlenooty.tumblr.com/post/156454553868/iamonlykidding-catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">bootlenooty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://iamonlykidding.tumblr.com/post/156442864851/catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">iamonlykidding</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://catoverlord.tumblr.com/post/156420987242" class="tumblr_blog">catoverlord</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc6f5aaa335b8b0e04f54a68769a7f8a/tumblr_inline_okey6wu1xO1rhjzza_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55c9bc3a08a2c4b2524500b6b182df3e/tumblr_inline_okfyijV1nO1ttweae_540.png" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c8b83723e89d8bb02ea90f2d7ebd448/tumblr_inline_okfyimAMON1ttweae_540.jpg" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75d8a70ea6d30638c975de446aa7ea2b/tumblr_inline_okgg3aHTZd1txcysq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="813" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20266567f94c51671ee6a581e957d2e4/tumblr_inline_okh5pmloT91uy2of2_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="813"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="725" data-orig-width="1086"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/11ab9eff51938630aa550b91a8973de6/tumblr_inline_okhsqjGGqx1qzhegj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="725" data-orig-width="1086"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="21" data-orig-width="388"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a41d22afd75168f4d1609e9299cefcd4/tumblr_inline_okijoiCmuC1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="21" data-orig-width="388"/></figure><p><br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf743e5ba2d384cbe1d711ee5e52163b/tumblr_inline_okijooFgwx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d65ff2ee65773bdd49388a675a6023c0/tumblr_inline_okijy3uRLx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de1e9391b9af0ae359ad9aed2e1f3644/tumblr_inline_okijy9G0L01ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d027451596f6213b39753ede20c7bca/tumblr_inline_okijyiv7jx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f6e045cb28c3aa840ae05cbeb86e00b/tumblr_inline_okijyvkOuo1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16586dcdf77977578e785f0d751fcccc/tumblr_inline_okijzbGR441ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9698135b93ca4598d2c005cfc5fa0f6f/tumblr_inline_okijzxRCIs1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13603977fc5fa49fc155c517f4ea50a6/tumblr_inline_okik0jP1Br1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53025908830ec0ef735f153c7ba97e42/tumblr_inline_okk0z6kFD51sp8mfo_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1199" data-orig-width="771"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c827eb44882689f95114f0afbe3460c/tumblr_inline_okl8loR52A1tqjiqh_540.png" data-orig-height="1199" data-orig-width="771"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="814" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a010bfc8911028a441f37798c9e1abf1/tumblr_inline_okl8spP5oo1tqjiqh_540.png" data-orig-height="814" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc6f5aaa335b8b0e04f54a68769a7f8a/tumblr_inline_okey6wu1xO1rhjzza_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1068" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94841b3c80ef9ecc675bd33bd5851a77/tumblr_inline_om076ep1Yn1tvx3a8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1068" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>This was a wild ride.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: when ppl tell me pineapple doesn't
 belong on pizza
<p><a href="http://hartleyratsaway.tumblr.com/post/157752212484/cynn-cynn-jojomangaedits-pastelburrito" class="tumblr_blog">hartleyratsaway</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://cynn-cynn.tumblr.com/post/156646857460/jojomangaedits-pastelburrito-barawerewolff" class="tumblr_blog">cynn-cynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jojomangaedits.tumblr.com/post/156576077210/pastelburrito-barawerewolff-braetsch" class="tumblr_blog">jojomangaedits</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pastelburrito.tumblr.com/post/156542187533/barawerewolff-braetsch-verdeinvolumes" class="tumblr_blog">pastelburrito</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://barawerewolff.tumblr.com/post/156506278669/braetsch-verdeinvolumes-bootlenooty" class="tumblr_blog">barawerewolff</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://braetsch.tumblr.com/post/156485666470/verdeinvolumes-bootlenooty-iamonlykidding" class="tumblr_blog">braetsch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://verdeinvolumes.tumblr.com/post/156474193348/bootlenooty-iamonlykidding-catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">verdeinvolumes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bootlenooty.tumblr.com/post/156454553868/iamonlykidding-catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">bootlenooty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://iamonlykidding.tumblr.com/post/156442864851/catoverlord" class="tumblr_blog">iamonlykidding</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://catoverlord.tumblr.com/post/156420987242" class="tumblr_blog">catoverlord</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc6f5aaa335b8b0e04f54a68769a7f8a/tumblr_inline_okey6wu1xO1rhjzza_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55c9bc3a08a2c4b2524500b6b182df3e/tumblr_inline_okfyijV1nO1ttweae_540.png" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c8b83723e89d8bb02ea90f2d7ebd448/tumblr_inline_okfyimAMON1ttweae_540.jpg" data-orig-height="332" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75d8a70ea6d30638c975de446aa7ea2b/tumblr_inline_okgg3aHTZd1txcysq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="813" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20266567f94c51671ee6a581e957d2e4/tumblr_inline_okh5pmloT91uy2of2_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="813"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="725" data-orig-width="1086"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/11ab9eff51938630aa550b91a8973de6/tumblr_inline_okhsqjGGqx1qzhegj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="725" data-orig-width="1086"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="21" data-orig-width="388"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a41d22afd75168f4d1609e9299cefcd4/tumblr_inline_okijoiCmuC1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="21" data-orig-width="388"/></figure><p><br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf743e5ba2d384cbe1d711ee5e52163b/tumblr_inline_okijooFgwx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d65ff2ee65773bdd49388a675a6023c0/tumblr_inline_okijy3uRLx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de1e9391b9af0ae359ad9aed2e1f3644/tumblr_inline_okijy9G0L01ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d027451596f6213b39753ede20c7bca/tumblr_inline_okijyiv7jx1ttyqsw_540.jpg" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f6e045cb28c3aa840ae05cbeb86e00b/tumblr_inline_okijyvkOuo1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16586dcdf77977578e785f0d751fcccc/tumblr_inline_okijzbGR441ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9698135b93ca4598d2c005cfc5fa0f6f/tumblr_inline_okijzxRCIs1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13603977fc5fa49fc155c517f4ea50a6/tumblr_inline_okik0jP1Br1ttyqsw_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="635"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53025908830ec0ef735f153c7ba97e42/tumblr_inline_okk0z6kFD51sp8mfo_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1199" data-orig-width="771"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c827eb44882689f95114f0afbe3460c/tumblr_inline_okl8loR52A1tqjiqh_540.png" data-orig-height="1199" data-orig-width="771"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="814" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a010bfc8911028a441f37798c9e1abf1/tumblr_inline_okl8spP5oo1tqjiqh_540.png" data-orig-height="814" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc6f5aaa335b8b0e04f54a68769a7f8a/tumblr_inline_okey6wu1xO1rhjzza_540.jpg" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1068" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/94841b3c80ef9ecc675bd33bd5851a77/tumblr_inline_om076ep1Yn1tvx3a8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1068" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>This was a wild ride.</p>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://hartleyratsaway.tumblr.com/post/157752212484/cynn-cynn-jojomangaedits-pastelburrito" class="tumblr_blog">hartleyratsaw...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Wild Ride: katie whitlock
 @whitlock_ katie
 My dad's been writing my mom a poem
 every valentine's day for 20 years and
 this year he took a line from every single
 one since 1997

 20 Years
 '97: we walk outside into a new life I and feel the warm sun on our faces
 98: give us a new star I dropped from the dark sky I a spark set loose from the fires of heaven
 '99: as our baby girl with the banged-up head and the tube in her chest opened her mouth to cry but couldn't |
 you had faith
 '00: you in your cap and gown | a professional healer of hearts & minds | body & soul
 01: I cry out for help, and who does appear It's Daddy (whom I love too) but not quite so dear l As you l
 Want my Mommy!
 '02: Grace | It's a name for a girl | It's also a thought that changed the world | Grace finds goodness | In
 everything
 04: And if I ever don't see | What I need to see | To help you | Ever again | Please try a little harder to show me
 '05: a home filled to the brim with love, happily squealing little girls, and the intoxicating smells of another
 gourmet dinner
 06: His emotions swell and he can't even look the nurse practitioner in the eye. He stares down at his feet. No
 words come, but a few tears do.
 '07: the fact that you have volunteered for this double duty says a whole lot of wonderful things about you |
 that beautiful, shiny heart of yours just got a little bit shinier
 '08: let's celebrate | that God is so good | and a dozen years later | I still love you so much that it hurts
 '10: new rules at our house I don't leave the butter uncovered | or a long tongue will lick it up
 '12: You make it easy to remember that every breath is a gift of audacious grace, yours and mine together,
 breathing the same air, speaking the name of God in unisor
 '13: Your Valentine from fate this year is a PET scan on February 14th | And in a bizarre ankle-twist to our story, I
 wait for the results of my own scan | Happy Valentine's Day to us!
 14: I know you don't want to be cancer girl. So, don't be cancer girl. Be incredible-faith-story-girl.
 15: You should talk to people dying of cancer, so you figure out what to say to them in person before you try to
 write it in your book
 '16: It has been a wild ride and a shower of blessings | From a sliding-down-the-wall seizure to "we are sooo
 lucky"
<p>At fist I was like &ldquo;but &lsquo;97 was only 10 years ago&rdquo; and then I got depressed.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
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                Wild Ride: katie whitlock
 @whitlock_ katie
 My dad's been writing my mom a poem
 every valentine's day for 20 years and
 this year he took a line from every single
 one since 1997

 20 Years
 '97: we walk outside into a new life I and feel the warm sun on our faces
 98: give us a new star I dropped from the dark sky I a spark set loose from the fires of heaven
 '99: as our baby girl with the banged-up head and the tube in her chest opened her mouth to cry but couldn't |
 you had faith
 '00: you in your cap and gown | a professional healer of hearts & minds | body & soul
 01: I cry out for help, and who does appear It's Daddy (whom I love too) but not quite so dear l As you l
 Want my Mommy!
 '02: Grace | It's a name for a girl | It's also a thought that changed the world | Grace finds goodness | In
 everything
 04: And if I ever don't see | What I need to see | To help you | Ever again | Please try a little harder to show me
 '05: a home filled to the brim with love, happily squealing little girls, and the intoxicating smells of another
 gourmet dinner
 06: His emotions swell and he can't even look the nurse practitioner in the eye. He stares down at his feet. No
 words come, but a few tears do.
 '07: the fact that you have volunteered for this double duty says a whole lot of wonderful things about you |
 that beautiful, shiny heart of yours just got a little bit shinier
 '08: let's celebrate | that God is so good | and a dozen years later | I still love you so much that it hurts
 '10: new rules at our house I don't leave the butter uncovered | or a long tongue will lick it up
 '12: You make it easy to remember that every breath is a gift of audacious grace, yours and mine together,
 breathing the same air, speaking the name of God in unisor
 '13: Your Valentine from fate this year is a PET scan on February 14th | And in a bizarre ankle-twist to our story, I
 wait for the results of my own scan | Happy Valentine's Day to us!
 14: I know you don't want to be cancer girl. So, don't be cancer girl. Be incredible-faith-story-girl.
 15: You should talk to people dying of cancer, so you figure out what to say to them in person before you try to
 write it in your book
 '16: It has been a wild ride and a shower of blessings | From a sliding-down-the-wall seizure to "we are sooo
 lucky"
<p>At fist I was like &ldquo;but &lsquo;97 was only 10 years ago&rdquo; and then I got depressed.</p>
                
            

            
            
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tom-marvolo-dildo:

wet-hot-american-bummer:

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

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                Wild Ride: qpocpotter:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

wet-hot-american-bummer:

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

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    Wild Ride: hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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    Wild Ride: ANDOMETRICS
 IN DEPTH
 2016 ELECTION SEASON
<p>The <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>2016 US presidential election</b></a> has been dominating our collective consciousness for the last two years. We tried to distract ourselves with women Ghostbusters and <a href="https://tmblr.co/mLQYxGeVMV-PQrKiJZ_vCMw">@linmanuel</a>​ Miranda and Leo’s Oscar, but the 2016 campaign kept sucking us in. As it comes to a close, the conversation keeps getting louder, and we’ve compiled the highlights.</p><p>The charts below track the volume of the conversation about the election on Tumblr, as measured in original posts, reblogs, likes, and searches. These terms included, but weren’t limited to, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>election 2016</b></a>, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/presidential+election"><b>presidential election</b></a>, and #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/voting"><b>voting</b></a>. The spikes tell us what got people talking—primaries, debates, <i>alleged</i> serial killers, etc. </p><h2><b>April 1 - May 21, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aca904ada10b321b0b451419983b619b/tumblr_inline_og4ne8BNik1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><!-- more --><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/new+york+primary">New York Primary</a></b>: Somehow it was only six months ago that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won their respective primaries in New York, securing their frontrunner position in the delegate count. It was a tough loss for the Berners, who complained about problems at the polls, and the state&rsquo;s closed primary rules. On the day of the primary, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/bernie+sanders"><b>Bernie Sanders</b></a> on Tumblr reached its all-time high and would never be that loud again..</p><p><b><strike><i>Alleged</i> Zodiac Killer</strike> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ted+cruz">Ted Cruz</a> drops out</b>: Days after Trump made a clean sweep in the Northeastern Super Tuesday, Cruz dropped out of the race, elbowing his wife in the face after his concession speech. </p><figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231" data-tumblr-attribution="ohsoswiftly:IL2-wWXT3j0eiblwd0UHMQ:ZIVA_x25yIszL" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0586d00354af2fb58f466447db795ac/tumblr_o6mpxakIxn1qfoj4do1_400.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231"/></figure><h2><b>May 22 - September 2, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fd99d0a87003ecd78e527d270a4420c3/tumblr_inline_og4nepvOBW1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/super+tuesday">Super Tuesday</a></b>: <i>Again?</i> <a href="http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/post/93947404481/tuesday-again-no-problem"><b>No problem</b></a>. This one, with Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, South Dakota, and California, finally put Clinton and Trump over the line in delegates. In the days following the primary, engagement around #Hillary Clinton jumped 153% while engagement around #Donald Trump dropped almost 40%. </p><p><b>Obama endorses Clinton</b>: Officially. </p><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/brexit">Brexit</a></b>: June 24th was a bit of a day across the pond when the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Ever the diplomat, Trump offered his congratulations to the country while visiting his golf course in Scotland, which voted overwhelmingly to stay. The locals’ unique insult structure brought such tags as “<a href="http://ernie23.tumblr.com/post/146413284049/sixohthree-yes-good-via"><b>mangled apricot hellbeast</b></a>” into the Tumblr lexicon for the first time.</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279" data-tumblr-attribution="sandandglass:mXgq8yhPqi2gSDX2dowh6Q:Z4ewHy28Y3fGl" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ee9e90fa3a82f6f64794d03ec491926/tumblr_o9hcdzRihB1qc8jh0o6_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279"/></figure><p><b>Sanders endorses Clinton</b>: That was that.</p><p><b>Democratic National Convention</b>: Though the RNC was held days before, the DNC was the convention that got Tumblr talking. Clinton officially became the democratic nominee and we all thought the walkout by Sanders supporters was the craziest this thing was gonna get. </p><p><b>Halloween</b>: The least scary part of the election. Right before the DNC, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/halloween"><b>Halloween</b></a> hit an all time high, up nearly 550% from earlier that week. Throughout August, the lull in the election correlated with an uptick in Halloween and by September 4th, there were hundreds of thousands of engagement with Halloween content per day.</p><h2><b>September 26 - October 19, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f9c3bc7581dd486dd765e29d98c0ff3/tumblr_inline_og4nf1kFxQ1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><p><b>Joss Whedon, <a href="https://tmblr.co/m-GeqjH2fmLP0u2daEze6lg">@markruffalo</a>​, et al #<a href="http://savetheday.vote/">Save the Day</a></b>: This thing&hellip;</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnRp1CK_X_Yw"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nRp1CK_X_Yw?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><b>Debate #1</b>: Oh, wow! Trump&rsquo;s public meltdown was the high point of the Tumblr conversation. </p><p><b>Debate #2</b>: This was the town hall style debate, which let Trump lurk behind Clinton while she spoke. It was also the night the world met #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ken+bone"><b>Ken Bone</b></a>, an undecided voter who was curious about energy policies but will only be remembered for his mustache and red sweater. Eventually, his <a href="https://the-movemnt.tumblr.com/post/151798658840/national-hero-ken-bone-thinks-the-killing-of"><b>Reddit</b> <b>history</b></a> burst the Bone bubble</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500" data-tumblr-attribution="mtv:IurtlltWLChct3Qdnf5Sdg:ZGvpnx2DDZYDH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41f6acac71d45df00746ef2f114580a9/tumblr_oeuljpRj5f1qh9nffo1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/michelle+obama">Michelle Obama</a>&rsquo;s speech</b>: Her emotionally-charged <a href="http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/151758854762/watch-michelle-obamas-speech-on-the-trump-tapes"><b>rebuttal</b></a> to the leaked video of Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault resonated on Tumblr. On October 14th, engagement around the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/feminism"><b>feminism</b></a> tag increased 179% and the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/consent"><b>consent</b></a> tag 283%.</p><p><b>Debate #3</b>: Clinton finished her clean sweep of the debates with a sick new <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/nasty+woman,+clinton"><b>nickname</b></a>:</p><figure data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1307d89608f515e7357d1f4003a83b5/tumblr_inline_og2woickNX1qzo3up_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920"/></figure><p><i>[Art by <a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ"></a><a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ">@tonycliff</a>​​]</i></p><p>We’re still a few days out from the election, but as you can see, it’s been a long, wild ride. Keep tagging your posts and make sure you get out and vote on Tuesday (you can find out how right in your dashboard!). Just don’t take a selfie with your ballot, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/10/26/yes-your-ballot-selfie-still-might-be-illegal-sorry/"><b>please</b></a>. <br/></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Wild Ride: ANDOMETRICS
 IN DEPTH
 2016 ELECTION SEASON
<p>The <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>2016 US presidential election</b></a> has been dominating our collective consciousness for the last two years. We tried to distract ourselves with women Ghostbusters and <a href="https://tmblr.co/mLQYxGeVMV-PQrKiJZ_vCMw">@linmanuel</a>​ Miranda and Leo’s Oscar, but the 2016 campaign kept sucking us in. As it comes to a close, the conversation keeps getting louder, and we’ve compiled the highlights.</p><p>The charts below track the volume of the conversation about the election on Tumblr, as measured in original posts, reblogs, likes, and searches. These terms included, but weren’t limited to, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/election+2016"><b>election 2016</b></a>, #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/presidential+election"><b>presidential election</b></a>, and #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/voting"><b>voting</b></a>. The spikes tell us what got people talking—primaries, debates, <i>alleged</i> serial killers, etc. </p><h2><b>April 1 - May 21, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aca904ada10b321b0b451419983b619b/tumblr_inline_og4ne8BNik1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="779" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><!-- more --><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/new+york+primary">New York Primary</a></b>: Somehow it was only six months ago that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump won their respective primaries in New York, securing their frontrunner position in the delegate count. It was a tough loss for the Berners, who complained about problems at the polls, and the state&rsquo;s closed primary rules. On the day of the primary, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/bernie+sanders"><b>Bernie Sanders</b></a> on Tumblr reached its all-time high and would never be that loud again..</p><p><b><strike><i>Alleged</i> Zodiac Killer</strike> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ted+cruz">Ted Cruz</a> drops out</b>: Days after Trump made a clean sweep in the Northeastern Super Tuesday, Cruz dropped out of the race, elbowing his wife in the face after his concession speech. </p><figure data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231" data-tumblr-attribution="ohsoswiftly:IL2-wWXT3j0eiblwd0UHMQ:ZIVA_x25yIszL" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0586d00354af2fb58f466447db795ac/tumblr_o6mpxakIxn1qfoj4do1_400.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="231"/></figure><h2><b>May 22 - September 2, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fd99d0a87003ecd78e527d270a4420c3/tumblr_inline_og4nepvOBW1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1391" data-orig-width="1493"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/super+tuesday">Super Tuesday</a></b>: <i>Again?</i> <a href="http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/post/93947404481/tuesday-again-no-problem"><b>No problem</b></a>. This one, with Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, South Dakota, and California, finally put Clinton and Trump over the line in delegates. In the days following the primary, engagement around #Hillary Clinton jumped 153% while engagement around #Donald Trump dropped almost 40%. </p><p><b>Obama endorses Clinton</b>: Officially. </p><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/brexit">Brexit</a></b>: June 24th was a bit of a day across the pond when the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. Ever the diplomat, Trump offered his congratulations to the country while visiting his golf course in Scotland, which voted overwhelmingly to stay. The locals’ unique insult structure brought such tags as “<a href="http://ernie23.tumblr.com/post/146413284049/sixohthree-yes-good-via"><b>mangled apricot hellbeast</b></a>” into the Tumblr lexicon for the first time.</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279" data-tumblr-attribution="sandandglass:mXgq8yhPqi2gSDX2dowh6Q:Z4ewHy28Y3fGl" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ee9e90fa3a82f6f64794d03ec491926/tumblr_o9hcdzRihB1qc8jh0o6_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="279"/></figure><p><b>Sanders endorses Clinton</b>: That was that.</p><p><b>Democratic National Convention</b>: Though the RNC was held days before, the DNC was the convention that got Tumblr talking. Clinton officially became the democratic nominee and we all thought the walkout by Sanders supporters was the craziest this thing was gonna get. </p><p><b>Halloween</b>: The least scary part of the election. Right before the DNC, engagement around #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/halloween"><b>Halloween</b></a> hit an all time high, up nearly 550% from earlier that week. Throughout August, the lull in the election correlated with an uptick in Halloween and by September 4th, there were hundreds of thousands of engagement with Halloween content per day.</p><h2><b>September 26 - October 19, 2016</b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f9c3bc7581dd486dd765e29d98c0ff3/tumblr_inline_og4nf1kFxQ1qzo3up_540.png" data-orig-height="1157" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure><p><b>Joss Whedon, <a href="https://tmblr.co/m-GeqjH2fmLP0u2daEze6lg">@markruffalo</a>​, et al #<a href="http://savetheday.vote/">Save the Day</a></b>: This thing&hellip;</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnRp1CK_X_Yw"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nRp1CK_X_Yw?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><b>Debate #1</b>: Oh, wow! Trump&rsquo;s public meltdown was the high point of the Tumblr conversation. </p><p><b>Debate #2</b>: This was the town hall style debate, which let Trump lurk behind Clinton while she spoke. It was also the night the world met #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/ken+bone"><b>Ken Bone</b></a>, an undecided voter who was curious about energy policies but will only be remembered for his mustache and red sweater. Eventually, his <a href="https://the-movemnt.tumblr.com/post/151798658840/national-hero-ken-bone-thinks-the-killing-of"><b>Reddit</b> <b>history</b></a> burst the Bone bubble</p><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500" data-tumblr-attribution="mtv:IurtlltWLChct3Qdnf5Sdg:ZGvpnx2DDZYDH" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41f6acac71d45df00746ef2f114580a9/tumblr_oeuljpRj5f1qh9nffo1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500"/></figure><p><b><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/michelle+obama">Michelle Obama</a>&rsquo;s speech</b>: Her emotionally-charged <a href="http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/151758854762/watch-michelle-obamas-speech-on-the-trump-tapes"><b>rebuttal</b></a> to the leaked video of Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault resonated on Tumblr. On October 14th, engagement around the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/feminism"><b>feminism</b></a> tag increased 179% and the #<a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/consent"><b>consent</b></a> tag 283%.</p><p><b>Debate #3</b>: Clinton finished her clean sweep of the debates with a sick new <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/search/nasty+woman,+clinton"><b>nickname</b></a>:</p><figure data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1307d89608f515e7357d1f4003a83b5/tumblr_inline_og2woickNX1qzo3up_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="920"/></figure><p><i>[Art by <a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ"></a><a href="https://tmblr.co/mOX0BNH8BQ-YRk5BdAohbEQ">@tonycliff</a>​​]</i></p><p>We’re still a few days out from the election, but as you can see, it’s been a long, wild ride. Keep tagging your posts and make sure you get out and vote on Tuesday (you can find out how right in your dashboard!). Just don’t take a selfie with your ballot, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/10/26/yes-your-ballot-selfie-still-might-be-illegal-sorry/"><b>please</b></a>. <br/></p>
                
                

                
            

            
            
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bc9world.tumblr.com/post/151259172386">bc9world</a>:</p>
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<p>Tokyo Dream Yoshiwara Jinja BC#➒</p>
<p>BC#➒ TOKYO DREAM/Yoshiwara Jinja-Yoshiwara: 300 years as Tokyo’s biggest red-light districtIn 1956, Japan’s Anti Prostitution Act shut down Yoshiwara, easily Tokyo’s most infamous red light area. For the previous three centuries, this neighborhood northeast of Asakura had been one of only a handful of licensed vice districts tolerated by the authorities. Over its long working life, Yoshiwara was home to the courtesans in decadent robes who were depicted in the ukiyoe of Kitagawa Utamaro and the charming, difficult women of Nagai Kafu’s novels and diaries. Poetry of the time often compared the women to cherry blossoms, alluding to both their beauty and their short lives. Inscribed on the wall at Jyokanji, the 350-year-old temple where some 20,000 prostitutes were interred in paupers’ graves, is the saying: “Birth is pain, death is Jyokanji. Read Tim Dunleaveys review of Tokyo Dream @ DNB◉UNITED.COMVandergrift, Pennsylvania, population 5200, is a town in Southwestern, PA. Once home to the largest sheet steel mill in the world, it exists entirely within a peninsula jutting into the Allegheny River. One suspects it also inhabits a place and time within the artist. This is a love song to a memory, or maybe a semi-sweet lament for a simpler time of playful youth. Two vocalizations flow in and out of the music, one sounds, to me at least, like the word Home.<br/>From the start, “Vandergrift” demands your immediate attention.</p>
<p>First, the song makes an announcement, after which it drives ,then rests, then drives again. Every seven bars of pounding beats is followed by a soaring interlude that includes a voice that often exclaims…Home. Then, having caught our breath we jump back into the hard driving verse. We repeat the cycle long enough to internalize the sounds and feelings that BC#9 seeks to share with us, at which point we are brought back slowly. “Vandergrift” then ends as it began, only this time announcing itself to the world.<br/>There is a video of “Vandergrift” at DNB UNITED.COM. It’s a compelling montage of real and surreal images that move at the same frenetic pace as the music. The first half of the video invokes the industrial past of its namesake town with a late 20th century sci-fi theme, then pushes into the present and all of its big city consumerism. It’s a wild ride, check it out.<br/>This is a strong entry by an established artist, BC9, and a strong launch for DNB UNITED RECORDS. The label is promising to be a positive force for unity in the often fractious world of musical performance and recording. Let’s face it; the competition sometimes causes us to be our own worst enemies. Cheers to BC9 and DNB United Records, and to all they hope to accomplish in the future. Buy Link: itunes.apple.com/album/id1117294064?ls=1&amp;app=itunes</p>
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                Wild Ride: DNBOUNITED
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<p>Tokyo Dream Yoshiwara Jinja BC#➒</p>
<p>BC#➒ TOKYO DREAM/Yoshiwara Jinja-Yoshiwara: 300 years as Tokyo’s biggest red-light districtIn 1956, Japan’s Anti Prostitution Act shut down Yoshiwara, easily Tokyo’s most infamous red light area. For the previous three centuries, this neighborhood northeast of Asakura had been one of only a handful of licensed vice districts tolerated by the authorities. Over its long working life, Yoshiwara was home to the courtesans in decadent robes who were depicted in the ukiyoe of Kitagawa Utamaro and the charming, difficult women of Nagai Kafu’s novels and diaries. Poetry of the time often compared the women to cherry blossoms, alluding to both their beauty and their short lives. Inscribed on the wall at Jyokanji, the 350-year-old temple where some 20,000 prostitutes were interred in paupers’ graves, is the saying: “Birth is pain, death is Jyokanji. Read Tim Dunleaveys review of Tokyo Dream @ DNB◉UNITED.COMVandergrift, Pennsylvania, population 5200, is a town in Southwestern, PA. Once home to the largest sheet steel mill in the world, it exists entirely within a peninsula jutting into the Allegheny River. One suspects it also inhabits a place and time within the artist. This is a love song to a memory, or maybe a semi-sweet lament for a simpler time of playful youth. Two vocalizations flow in and out of the music, one sounds, to me at least, like the word Home.<br/>From the start, “Vandergrift” demands your immediate attention.</p>
<p>First, the song makes an announcement, after which it drives ,then rests, then drives again. Every seven bars of pounding beats is followed by a soaring interlude that includes a voice that often exclaims…Home. Then, having caught our breath we jump back into the hard driving verse. We repeat the cycle long enough to internalize the sounds and feelings that BC#9 seeks to share with us, at which point we are brought back slowly. “Vandergrift” then ends as it began, only this time announcing itself to the world.<br/>There is a video of “Vandergrift” at DNB UNITED.COM. It’s a compelling montage of real and surreal images that move at the same frenetic pace as the music. The first half of the video invokes the industrial past of its namesake town with a late 20th century sci-fi theme, then pushes into the present and all of its big city consumerism. It’s a wild ride, check it out.<br/>This is a strong entry by an established artist, BC9, and a strong launch for DNB UNITED RECORDS. The label is promising to be a positive force for unity in the often fractious world of musical performance and recording. Let’s face it; the competition sometimes causes us to be our own worst enemies. Cheers to BC9 and DNB United Records, and to all they hope to accomplish in the future. Buy Link: itunes.apple.com/album/id1117294064?ls=1&amp;app=itunes</p>
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