Advice, Facepalm, and Run: COURSES
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If you want to put out a channel that shows 1 video
per day, have at it. I'm sure a channel like that will be
huge, j/k. A person like you shouldn't be giving
someone like me advice. You've only got 1200
views total on your channel (I've got 54 million), and
you think I should take Youtube advice from you?
why? You haven't shown that you know how to run a
successful channel yourself, and are obviously just
making up advice that you think sounds right,
instead of from experience, and science.
That 3 million views per month I get isn't by
accident, it's all from science that's been tested, and
analytics studied, and I've got channels for
performing tests to gather data. People prefer short
videos to long videos, and the more videos you have,
the more watch time you get. I make a good living
off of this, but, if I didn't have 16,559 videos and
instead had 912 (daily), or worse, 456 videos (every
other day), I'm not sure if the channel would even get
manotized at all
1 day ago
A Dream, Animals, and Crazy: tropiyas
"i am a monument to all your sins" is such a fucking raw line
for a villain it's amazing that it came from halo, a modernish
video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with
in modern times tbh
honestly "ll do whatever you want "then perish" is the single most powerfu
exchange possible in the english language and it's from some bizarre "hewwo
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama
said "violence for violence is the rule of beasts" like what is it about Obama that
makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette
with him and he said "to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all
and put it out and walked into the mist and Ive never fucking forgotten that
Text Source: mindfuh rath
"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than
the fire around me.
Joshua Graham, Who ls A Fallout New Vegas NPC,
Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don't
"If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I
if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of
Wrthe Sonic the
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING
AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND
WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
2 46 PM-22 May 2012
Everything that we know and love is reducible
to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore
no intrinsic value in this material universe
Hypocrite that you are
for you trust the chemicals in your
brain to tell you they are chemicals.
All knowledge is ultimately based
on that which we cannot
prove. Will you fight? Or will
you perish like a dog?
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives
in fear of what he's created?
-Steve Buscemi's character in Spy Kids 2
#quotes #fucking metal
Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED
1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 26.I was raised right, I won't light
2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks.
3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junkerl Back off
4 No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard.
5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool.
6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer
Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle.
Uhhh... no thanks loser
9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer.
1.Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin
1Let me think. No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
1. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me.
1 Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now
1I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner
15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police.
16.I will never do one toke
17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men.
18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill.
19. Bugger off, you bong addic 44. No, weeds are for whacking.
20. I will use my taser on you 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok?
21. What do look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life.
22. Nah, bongs are wrong.
23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good.
24.I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nopel Spliffs are for wimps
33. That's a death "roach." No.
41. Lay off, I listen to the law
47. You're dumb if you do "dank.