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Memes, Police, and Poop: Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yard @balleralert Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? Sheโ€™s like, โ€˜Yeah, sorry!'" โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.
Memes, Police, and Poop: Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger
 Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's
 Yard
 @balleralert
Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Police in Colorado Springs are in search of a female jogger who has been defecating in the same front yard for the past few weeks. They've dubbed her "The Mad Pooper" and say she even comes prepared with her own toilet paper. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to homeowner Cathy Budde, she confronted the woman saying, "Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!? Sheโ€™s like, โ€˜Yeah, sorry!'" โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After the first incident, Budde chalked it up as an awkward moment and thought she'd never see the runner again - but she returned the next week, once again dropped her leggings, and did her business in front of the house. The police think she may be targeting the house as some type of "revenge pooping," but the woman has also been seen publicly defecating in other backyards and at a nearby Walgreens. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € I guess you could say this is the definition of a sh*tty neighbor.

Colorado Police Are Seeking Jogger Who Keeps Pooping in Neighbor's Yards - blogged by @miss_binky โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Police in Colorado Springs...

Ayesha Curry, Chef Curry, and Children: Ayesha Curry Becomes New Face of COVERGIRL @balleralert Ayesha Curry Becomes New Face of COVERGIRL - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The real Chef Curry is expanding her brand and lengthening her resume with a brand new partnership in the beauty industry. AyeshaCurry, best known for her work as a chef, author, television personality and dedicated mother-of-two will now be the newest face of the beauty brand, COVERGIRL. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œMy philosophy is all about seeking joy and creating balance in life. Iโ€™ve shared a lot about how I do this with food, family and faith, but now = through my partnership with COVERGIRL โ€“ I want to share how makeup helps create those moments of happiness, confidence and self-expression,โ€ Curry said. โ€œPeople love when I post about beauty on social media, and of course itโ€™s a big part of prepping for my TV show or an event. But Iโ€™m also a working mom without much time to spare, so Iโ€™ve figured out how to dial my looks way up or way down, and also to use make up as a way of bonding with my daughters.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The self-taught chef, with the help and support of her husband, used her life-long interest in food to build her brand. The idea, which started as a blog and slowly turned itself into a YouTube channel, ultimately transformed into a TV show called โ€œAyeshaโ€™s Home Kitchen.โ€ Curryโ€™s drive and constant pursuit of her passion is what drew the brand to her, as COVERGIRL continues to partner with people who โ€œfearlessly and relentlessly pursue their passions and boldly express themselves to the world.โ€ Mrs. Curry exemplifies just that. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWe love a self-proclaimed beauty junkie who speaks her mind and offers strong viewpoints and perspectives,โ€ SVP Ukonwa Ojo said of the brand. โ€œAyesha has a joyful energy and a big personality, but sheโ€™s also extremely relatable. Dealing with things that so many woman face โ€“ from raising two children to running a business, to creating healthy meals for her family โ€“ sheโ€™s found a way to create balance. COVERGIRL loves spotlighting inspiring stories of women achieving their dreams, and inspiring other women to do the same.โ€
Ayesha Curry, Chef Curry, and Children: Ayesha Curry Becomes New
 Face of COVERGIRL
 @balleralert
Ayesha Curry Becomes New Face of COVERGIRL - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The real Chef Curry is expanding her brand and lengthening her resume with a brand new partnership in the beauty industry. AyeshaCurry, best known for her work as a chef, author, television personality and dedicated mother-of-two will now be the newest face of the beauty brand, COVERGIRL. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œMy philosophy is all about seeking joy and creating balance in life. Iโ€™ve shared a lot about how I do this with food, family and faith, but now = through my partnership with COVERGIRL โ€“ I want to share how makeup helps create those moments of happiness, confidence and self-expression,โ€ Curry said. โ€œPeople love when I post about beauty on social media, and of course itโ€™s a big part of prepping for my TV show or an event. But Iโ€™m also a working mom without much time to spare, so Iโ€™ve figured out how to dial my looks way up or way down, and also to use make up as a way of bonding with my daughters.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The self-taught chef, with the help and support of her husband, used her life-long interest in food to build her brand. The idea, which started as a blog and slowly turned itself into a YouTube channel, ultimately transformed into a TV show called โ€œAyeshaโ€™s Home Kitchen.โ€ Curryโ€™s drive and constant pursuit of her passion is what drew the brand to her, as COVERGIRL continues to partner with people who โ€œfearlessly and relentlessly pursue their passions and boldly express themselves to the world.โ€ Mrs. Curry exemplifies just that. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œWe love a self-proclaimed beauty junkie who speaks her mind and offers strong viewpoints and perspectives,โ€ SVP Ukonwa Ojo said of the brand. โ€œAyesha has a joyful energy and a big personality, but sheโ€™s also extremely relatable. Dealing with things that so many woman face โ€“ from raising two children to running a business, to creating healthy meals for her family โ€“ sheโ€™s found a way to create balance. COVERGIRL loves spotlighting inspiring stories of women achieving their dreams, and inspiring other women to do the same.โ€

Ayesha Curry Becomes New Face of COVERGIRL - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The real Chef Curry is expanding her brand and lengthening...

Crime, Memes, and New York: Woman Becomes Ph.D Candidate at N.Y.U After Serving 20 Years in Prison for Murder @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.comm Woman Becomes Ph.D Candidate at N.Y.U After Serving 20 Years in Prison for Murder - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In 1996, MichelleJones was charged with murder and neglect of her four-year-old son. While incarcerated in an Indiana prison for more than two decades, the NY Times reports that Jones became a published scholar of American history and used the prison library to further her education. During her sentence, Jones, alongside a group of inmates, produced the best research project for the Indiana Historical Society, in addition to writing several dance compositions and plays, one of which is set to open at an Indianapolis theater in December. She also got certified as a paralegal and received a bachelorโ€™s degree in 2004. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After spending 20 of an initial 50-year sentence behind bars, Jones was released. The very next day, Jones took her talents to New York University (NYU) to join the schoolโ€™s doctoral program, only after her application was accepted and later denied by Harvard Universityโ€™s history program, which was her first choice. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although, Jones was among 18 applicants out of over 300 for the program, her application was overturned after some professors raised concerns about her application. While other professors supported Jones, calling her โ€œone of the strongest candidates in the country last year, period,โ€ Jones was ultimately denied for minimizing her crime โ€œto the point of misrepresentation.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Jones got pregnant as a result of non-consensual sex with a high school senior, at the age of 14. In turn, her mother beat her in the stomach with a board, forcing her to be removed from the home. After years of domestic violence and neglect, Jones wrote in a personal statement that she suffered a psychological breakdown and did the same things to her own son, Brandon Sims. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Sims was murdered back in 1992, but the details remain unclear, as the body was never recovered. Jones admitted to the crime two years later and was sentenced to 50 years. She was released after 20 for educational.....to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Crime, Memes, and New York: Woman Becomes Ph.D Candidate at
 N.Y.U After Serving 20 Years in Prison for
 Murder
 @balleralert
 Read More: www.balleralert.comm
Woman Becomes Ph.D Candidate at N.Y.U After Serving 20 Years in Prison for Murder - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In 1996, MichelleJones was charged with murder and neglect of her four-year-old son. While incarcerated in an Indiana prison for more than two decades, the NY Times reports that Jones became a published scholar of American history and used the prison library to further her education. During her sentence, Jones, alongside a group of inmates, produced the best research project for the Indiana Historical Society, in addition to writing several dance compositions and plays, one of which is set to open at an Indianapolis theater in December. She also got certified as a paralegal and received a bachelorโ€™s degree in 2004. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After spending 20 of an initial 50-year sentence behind bars, Jones was released. The very next day, Jones took her talents to New York University (NYU) to join the schoolโ€™s doctoral program, only after her application was accepted and later denied by Harvard Universityโ€™s history program, which was her first choice. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Although, Jones was among 18 applicants out of over 300 for the program, her application was overturned after some professors raised concerns about her application. While other professors supported Jones, calling her โ€œone of the strongest candidates in the country last year, period,โ€ Jones was ultimately denied for minimizing her crime โ€œto the point of misrepresentation.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Jones got pregnant as a result of non-consensual sex with a high school senior, at the age of 14. In turn, her mother beat her in the stomach with a board, forcing her to be removed from the home. After years of domestic violence and neglect, Jones wrote in a personal statement that she suffered a psychological breakdown and did the same things to her own son, Brandon Sims. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Sims was murdered back in 1992, but the details remain unclear, as the body was never recovered. Jones admitted to the crime two years later and was sentenced to 50 years. She was released after 20 for educational.....to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Woman Becomes Ph.D Candidate at N.Y.U After Serving 20 Years in Prison for Murder - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In 1996, MichelleJo...

Beautiful, Books, and Donald Glover: Black Excellence: Donald Glover and Lena Waithe Make History at 2017 Emmy Awards @balleralert Black Excellence: Donald Glover and Lena Waithe Make History at 2017 Emmy Awards - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Sunday, black excellence took over the 2017 Emmy Awards after DonaldGlover and LenaWaithe made history, becoming the first black winners in their categories. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Glover, who has been a fan-favorite in all aspects of his very diverse career, took home his very first Emmy award for Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series for his FX dramedy โ€œAtlanta.โ€ The win etched Gloverโ€™s name in the Emmy record books, as he became the first-ever black director to win in that category. He also snapped the four-year streak of female directors, who previously dominated the category. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œMan! First I want to thank the great algorithm that put us all here,โ€ Glover said, during his acceptance speech. โ€œI want to thank my parents, who are in the audience. This is nuts! โ€ฆI just love everybody out here for letting me be up here, so thank you. Thank you all.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In turn, Waithe became the first-ever black woman to win the Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for her work on the โ€œThanksgivingโ€ episode from season 2 of โ€œMaster of None.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI see each and every one of you,โ€ she said, during her speech. โ€œThe things that make us different, those are our superpowers. Every day when you walk out the door, put on your imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world because the world would not be as beautiful as it is if we werenโ€™t in it.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Congratulations to Glover and Waithe on their historical night!
Beautiful, Books, and Donald Glover: Black Excellence: Donald Glover and Lena
 Waithe Make History at 2017 Emmy
 Awards
 @balleralert
Black Excellence: Donald Glover and Lena Waithe Make History at 2017 Emmy Awards - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Sunday, black excellence took over the 2017 Emmy Awards after DonaldGlover and LenaWaithe made history, becoming the first black winners in their categories. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Glover, who has been a fan-favorite in all aspects of his very diverse career, took home his very first Emmy award for Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series for his FX dramedy โ€œAtlanta.โ€ The win etched Gloverโ€™s name in the Emmy record books, as he became the first-ever black director to win in that category. He also snapped the four-year streak of female directors, who previously dominated the category. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œMan! First I want to thank the great algorithm that put us all here,โ€ Glover said, during his acceptance speech. โ€œI want to thank my parents, who are in the audience. This is nuts! โ€ฆI just love everybody out here for letting me be up here, so thank you. Thank you all.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In turn, Waithe became the first-ever black woman to win the Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for her work on the โ€œThanksgivingโ€ episode from season 2 of โ€œMaster of None.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI see each and every one of you,โ€ she said, during her speech. โ€œThe things that make us different, those are our superpowers. Every day when you walk out the door, put on your imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world because the world would not be as beautiful as it is if we werenโ€™t in it.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Congratulations to Glover and Waithe on their historical night!

Black Excellence: Donald Glover and Lena Waithe Make History at 2017 Emmy Awards - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Sunday, black exc...

Children, Friday, and God: World's Oldest Woman, Violet Moss Brown, Dies At 117 in Jamaica @balleralert World's Oldest Woman, Violet Moss Brown, Dies At 117 in Jamaica - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Friday, just five months after becoming the world's oldest person, 117-year-old VioletMossBrown died in Jamaica. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown's son, Barry Russell, said his mother was taken to the hospital earlier in the week, where she was treated for heart arrhythmia and dehydration. Six days later, Brown died at the Fairview Medical Centre in Montego Bay, St. James, at 2:30 p.m. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Brown was born on March 10, 1900, nearly five months before Nabi Tajima of Japan who is now the world's oldest surviving person. Tajima was born on Aug 4, 1900. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown reportedly spent most of her life cutting sugar cane in western Jamaica. She had six children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In an interview with the Associated Press, Brown credited her life span to her Christian faith. Although, she was surprised, she told reporters that she was grateful to have lived so long. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "This is what God has given me, so I have to take it," she said.
Children, Friday, and God: World's Oldest Woman, Violet Moss
 Brown, Dies At 117 in Jamaica
 @balleralert
World's Oldest Woman, Violet Moss Brown, Dies At 117 in Jamaica - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Friday, just five months after becoming the world's oldest person, 117-year-old VioletMossBrown died in Jamaica. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown's son, Barry Russell, said his mother was taken to the hospital earlier in the week, where she was treated for heart arrhythmia and dehydration. Six days later, Brown died at the Fairview Medical Centre in Montego Bay, St. James, at 2:30 p.m. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Brown was born on March 10, 1900, nearly five months before Nabi Tajima of Japan who is now the world's oldest surviving person. Tajima was born on Aug 4, 1900. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown reportedly spent most of her life cutting sugar cane in western Jamaica. She had six children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In an interview with the Associated Press, Brown credited her life span to her Christian faith. Although, she was surprised, she told reporters that she was grateful to have lived so long. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "This is what God has given me, so I have to take it," she said.

World's Oldest Woman, Violet Moss Brown, Dies At 117 in Jamaica - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Friday, just five months after bec...

Cheating, Fbi, and Kevin Hart: Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollair Extortion Scheme, FBl Investigating @balleralert Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollar Extortion Scheme, FBI Investigating - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As KevinHart's cheating scandal unfolds, TMZ reports that the comedian has brought in the FBI to investigate. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Sources tell the publication that an anonymous person sent the "sexually suggestive" video to Hart's camp, where Hart is seen cozying up with a woman. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports, that the woman has asked for several million dollars to keep the video under wraps. However, the video, which has been obtained and viewed by BallerAlert, appears to have been recorded without Hart's knowledge or consent which is illegal. At the end of the video, the woman describes Hart as a womanizer, as she explains the reasoning behind the leak. She says the video is a lesson to all celebrities to stay "honest, faithful and real." โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In turn, the FBI has stepped in. According to TMZ, officials say they know who contacted Hart. But, it remains unclear if she was the one who demanded the money or if another party who got ahold of the woman's phone made the demand. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, it appears the latter may be the case. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As the investigations continues, Hart has the opportunity to sue for the criminal offense.
Cheating, Fbi, and Kevin Hart: Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollair
 Extortion Scheme, FBl Investigating
 @balleralert
Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollar Extortion Scheme, FBI Investigating - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As KevinHart's cheating scandal unfolds, TMZ reports that the comedian has brought in the FBI to investigate. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Sources tell the publication that an anonymous person sent the "sexually suggestive" video to Hart's camp, where Hart is seen cozying up with a woman. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € TMZ reports, that the woman has asked for several million dollars to keep the video under wraps. However, the video, which has been obtained and viewed by BallerAlert, appears to have been recorded without Hart's knowledge or consent which is illegal. At the end of the video, the woman describes Hart as a womanizer, as she explains the reasoning behind the leak. She says the video is a lesson to all celebrities to stay "honest, faithful and real." โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In turn, the FBI has stepped in. According to TMZ, officials say they know who contacted Hart. But, it remains unclear if she was the one who demanded the money or if another party who got ahold of the woman's phone made the demand. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € However, it appears the latter may be the case. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As the investigations continues, Hart has the opportunity to sue for the criminal offense.

Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollar Extortion Scheme, FBI Investigating - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As KevinHart's cheating...

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Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it
 This fur baby turns five today!
Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today ๐Ÿ˜ VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS ๐Ÿค— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation ๐Ÿ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct ๐Ÿ˜ฉ)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚))

Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simp...