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Advice, Bad, and Celtic: FOLLOW DESTGNING CHAR ACTERM NAMNG THE CHAKACTER DECIDING CHARACTERS ACKGROU INSERTW6 THEM NTO YOUR FICT UNveRSe DECIDING ÓN THe ReLATIONSHIP CHARAC the suffering never ends This is the real process Character Ideas: Character creation masterpost Character Alignment Chart More character alignment . . Muslim Character questions . Characters with magical powers Building a new character advice How to create a character for an online or tabletop RPG (also a good guide on creating characters in . Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page Basic character profile Random character generators-(1), D&D Character Building Tool - How clothing affects a character's Character Design Inspiration blog .Concept art, fan art, cool art to be · Character design references and . Sources for POC character design . Create your own character model inspiration ideas and models Body and hair types guide Random outfit generator Naming Help: .Amazing site with an endless amount of naming resources General advice on avoiding naming Gothic Victorian names Huge master list for character Masterlist of names of all types including but not limited to ancient/ old world names, Celtic, African, Northern European, Southern and Central American Native names, Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian, . .Another name masterlist . How to pick a character name guide .Yet another names masterlist Creating Background/backstory: . Another character development list In-depth character personality, motivations and traits sheet 320 talents and passions for On writing likes and dislikes that . Why you should write non-human characters non-conforming to the gender binary Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes . Random backstory generator Assassin and thief character tropes Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story: .Characters who are scientists and writing about them doing science Describing what different voices Describing skin tones Writing friendship interactions that are platonic Why having one character knock their friend unconscious to prevent them from doing something is a bad . Advice on shipping OCs with canon characters and what to avoid doing Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on Polly Oliver situations (think of Disney's Mulan for an example) How to write multiple viewpoints/ juggling a main cast of more than 4 How to make readers care about your morally gray hero/anti-hero On platonic OC and canon character relationships . How to avoid Godmodding in RPs : When it's cheap to kill off a character Writing dia Things you shouldn't do to canorn characters Avoiding purple prose in writing and Dialogue tips . Websites to chart your story plot/ character relationships Bonus art masterlist BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST I will always reblog this!
Advice, Bad, and Celtic: FOLLOW
 DESTGNING
 CHAR ACTERM
 NAMNG THE
 CHAKACTER
 DECIDING
 CHARACTERS
 ACKGROU
 INSERTW6
 THEM NTO
 YOUR FICT
 UNveRSe
 DECIDING ÓN THe
 ReLATIONSHIP
 CHARAC
 the suffering never ends
 This is the real process
 Character Ideas:
 Character creation masterpost
 Character Alignment Chart
 More character alignment
 .
 .
 Muslim Character questions
 . Characters with magical powers
 Building a new character advice
 How to create a character for an
 online or tabletop RPG (also a good
 guide on creating characters in
 . Royalty/nobility TV Tropes page
 Basic character profile
 Random character generators-(1),
 D&D Character Building Tool
 -
 How clothing affects a character's
 Character Design Inspiration blog
 .Concept art, fan art, cool art to be
 · Character design references and
 . Sources for POC character design
 . Create your own character model
 inspiration
 ideas and models
 Body and hair types guide
 Random outfit generator
 Naming Help:
 .Amazing site with an endless
 amount of naming resources
 General advice on avoiding naming
 Gothic Victorian names
 Huge master list for character
 Masterlist of names of all types
 including but not limited to ancient/
 old world names, Celtic, African,
 Northern European, Southern and
 Central American Native names,
 Japanese, Chinese, Mongolian,
 .
 .Another name masterlist
 . How to pick a character name guide
 .Yet another names masterlist
 Creating Background/backstory:
 . Another character development list
 In-depth character personality,
 motivations and traits sheet
 320 talents and passions for
 On writing likes and dislikes that
 .
 Why you should write non-human
 characters non-conforming to the
 gender binary
 Stereotypes, tropes, and archetypes
 . Random backstory generator
 Assassin and thief character tropes
 Character Interactions and putting
 your character into your world/story:
 .Characters who are scientists and
 writing about them doing science
 Describing what different voices
 Describing skin tones
 Writing friendship interactions that
 are platonic
 Why having one character knock
 their friend unconscious to prevent
 them from doing something is a bad
 .
 Advice on shipping OCs with canon
 characters and what to avoid doing
 Sweet Polly Oliver and Sweet on
 Polly Oliver situations (think of
 Disney's Mulan for an example)
 How to write multiple viewpoints/
 juggling a main cast of more than 4
 How to make readers care about
 your morally gray hero/anti-hero
 On platonic OC and canon character
 relationships
 . How to avoid Godmodding in RPs
 : When it's cheap to kill off a character
 Writing dia
 Things you shouldn't do to canorn
 characters
 Avoiding purple prose in writing and
 Dialogue tips
 . Websites to chart your story plot/
 character relationships
 Bonus art masterlist
 BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST
 I will always reblog this!

Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
 Source: wniting-prompt-s
 22.149 notes
<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
 Source: wniting-prompt-s
 22.149 notes
<p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>

<p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>

Books, Friends, and Love: Fairvary raw a fairy for each day of February /5. Stars 6. Night 7. Sleep/ Dreams 8. Godmother/father 9. Muse 20. Deity 2. Wicked lower Forest 3 Lake Water . Mountain 5. Stones 6. Desert 7. Bird 8 Wind 9. Clouds 0. Rain . Snow /2. Thunder 13 Rainbow /4. Light 22. Socks 23 Keys 2 Books 25 Chocolate 26. H 2. Tea 28. Friends (2 have fun!) oney - Use the prompt list above to help you Post it to social media with the tag #FaiRyay and spread fairies love! Challenge & prompt by Pinceau Arc-en-Ciel - pinceauarcencieltumblrcom - Enjoy* <p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pinceauarcenciel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Hi! I love fairies but I don’t draw them enough, so I created this little challenge to help me: <b>Fairyary!</b> 🦄<br/></p> <p>You’re most welcome if you want to join me on this challenge! Draw as much fairies as you can during February! Try to draw each day! Write if you prefer writing to drawing, whatever! The prompt is only here to help you if needed. ✨<br/></p> <p>Tag your works with <i><b>#Fairyary</b></i> so everyone doing the challenge can see them too! 💮</p> <p><br/></p> <hr><p>🐸 French version under the cut~ <br/></p> <p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more" target="_blank">Keep reading</a></p> </blockquote>
Books, Friends, and Love: Fairvary
 raw a fairy for each day of February
 /5. Stars
 6. Night
 7. Sleep/ Dreams
 8. Godmother/father
 9. Muse
 20. Deity
 2. Wicked
 lower
 Forest
 3 Lake Water
 . Mountain
 5. Stones
 6. Desert
 7. Bird
 8 Wind
 9. Clouds
 0. Rain
 . Snow
 /2. Thunder
 13 Rainbow
 /4. Light
 22. Socks
 23 Keys
 2 Books
 25 Chocolate
 26. H
 2. Tea
 28. Friends
 (2 have fun!)
 oney
 - Use the prompt list above to help you
 Post it to social media with the tag #FaiRyay
 and spread fairies love!
 Challenge & prompt by Pinceau Arc-en-Ciel - pinceauarcencieltumblrcom - Enjoy*
<p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pinceauarcenciel</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Hi! I love fairies but I don’t draw them enough, so I created this little challenge to help me: <b>Fairyary!</b> 🦄<br/></p>
<p>You’re most welcome if you want to join me on this challenge! Draw as much fairies as you can during February! Try to draw each day! Write if you prefer writing to drawing, whatever! The prompt is only here to help you if needed. ✨<br/></p>
<p>Tag your works with <i><b>#Fairyary</b></i> so everyone doing the challenge can see them too! 💮</p>
<p><br/></p>
<hr><p>🐸 French version under the cut~ <br/></p> <p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more" target="_blank">Keep reading</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tumblr_blog" target=...

Bad, Fucking, and Sorry: Stephen King@StephenKing 3h A trainload of Republicans on their way to a pricey retreat hit a garbage truck My friend Russ calls that karma 4,858 1,759 11.1K Mary Blake @mmmblake1 Replying to @StephenKing Was it karma when that van hit you? 2/1/18, 12:48 PM 160 Retweets 1,477 Likes <p><a href="https://thetransgenderoffender.tumblr.com/post/170545093910/yourownpetard-libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck" class="tumblr_blog">thetransgenderoffender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/170544339014/libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170544274549/the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking-died-you-piece" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The innocent truck driver fucking died you piece of garbage.</p></blockquote> <p>It is with deep sadness that I must report that The Liberals are at it again.</p> </blockquote> <p>Not that it makes it much better but within five minutes he realised the driver died and apologised.</p> </blockquote> <p>Barely. </p><blockquote><p> After being criticised for the post, he added: “Of COURSE sorry the truck driver died.” <br/></p><p>He later followed up with a longer apology, writing: “A rather thoughtless tweet from me concerning the train-truck crash, for which I apologise (if one is necessary). It should be pointed out, too, that those Republican politicians, who can be heartless when they vote, immediately got out to help.”</p></blockquote> In other words “yeah OK fine I’m sorry a guy died in that tragic incident I celebrated just because it inconvenienced people I don’t like but Republicans are still meanieheads so anyway you can kind of see where I was coming from” Here’s a tip Stephen: if your “apology“ includes snide mentions of how bad you think another group of people are, you’re deflecting and it’s not a real apology.
Bad, Fucking, and Sorry: Stephen King@StephenKing 3h
 A trainload of Republicans on their way
 to a pricey retreat hit a garbage truck
 My friend Russ calls that karma
 4,858 1,759 11.1K
 Mary Blake
 @mmmblake1
 Replying to @StephenKing
 Was it karma when that van hit you?
 2/1/18, 12:48 PM
 160 Retweets 1,477 Likes
<p><a href="https://thetransgenderoffender.tumblr.com/post/170545093910/yourownpetard-libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck" class="tumblr_blog">thetransgenderoffender</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/170544339014/libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">yourownpetard</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170544274549/the-innocent-truck-driver-fucking-died-you-piece" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The innocent truck driver fucking died you piece of garbage.</p></blockquote>
<p>It is with deep sadness that I must report that The Liberals are at it again.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Not that it makes it much better but within five minutes he realised the driver died and apologised.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Barely.

</p><blockquote><p> After being criticised for the post, he added: “Of COURSE sorry the truck driver died.”

<br/></p><p>He later followed up with a longer apology, writing: “A rather thoughtless tweet from me concerning the train-truck crash, for which I apologise (if one is necessary). It should be pointed out, too, that those Republican politicians, who can be heartless when they vote, immediately got out to help.”</p></blockquote>
In other words “yeah OK fine I’m sorry a guy died in that tragic incident I celebrated just because it inconvenienced people I don’t like but Republicans are still meanieheads so anyway you can kind of see where I was coming from” Here’s a tip Stephen: if your “apology“ includes snide mentions of how bad you think another group of people are, you’re deflecting and it’s not a real apology.

<p><a href="https://thetransgenderoffender.tumblr.com/post/170545093910/yourownpetard-libertarirynn-the-innocent-truck" class="tumblr_blog">...

Beautiful, Black History Month, and Books: <p>Black history month black artists edition day 2: American poet, playwright, and novelist Langston Hughes.</p> <p>Langston Hughes was born in 1902 in Joplin, Missouri. As a child he grew up in several midwestern small towns. After his father left the family and divorced his mother, he spent most of his time being raised by his maternal grandmother while his mother searched around for work. Through oral tradition his grandmother instilled a sense of pride for his heritage and an appreciation for storytelling. In his autobiography he wrote: &ldquo;I was unhappy for a long time, and very lonesome, living with my grandmother. Then it was that books began to happen to me, and I began to believe in nothing but books and the wonderful world in books—where if people suffered, they suffered in beautiful language, not in monosyllables, as we did in Kansas.&rdquo;</p> <p>Langston developed a strong interest in poetry and writing; in grammar school he was elected class poet. He went to school for engineering but soon left due to racial prejudice and his strong attraction to Harlem culture and poetic pursuits. He floated through a few jobs, once even becoming the personal assistant of historian Carter G. Woodson. Eventually his poems called the eye of poet Vachel Lindsay, who helped Hughes publish his first official book of poems. In the mid-1920s, Hughes reenrolled in college, this time at the historically black Lincoln University. There he earned his bachelors degree and attended undergrad classes with future supreme court justice Thurgood Marshall.</p>
Beautiful, Black History Month, and Books: <p>Black history month black artists edition day 2: American poet, playwright, and novelist Langston Hughes.</p>

<p>Langston Hughes was born in 1902 in Joplin, Missouri. As a child he grew up in several midwestern small towns. After his father left the family and divorced his mother, he spent most of his time being raised by his maternal grandmother while his mother searched around for work. Through oral tradition his grandmother instilled a sense of pride for his heritage and an appreciation for storytelling. In his autobiography he wrote: &ldquo;I was unhappy for a long time, and very lonesome, living with my grandmother. Then it was that books began to happen to me, and I began to believe in nothing but books and the wonderful world in books—where if people suffered, they suffered in beautiful language, not in monosyllables, as we did in Kansas.&rdquo;</p>

<p>Langston developed a strong interest in poetry and writing; in grammar school he was elected class poet. He went to school for engineering but soon left due to racial prejudice and his strong attraction to Harlem culture and poetic pursuits. He floated through a few jobs, once even becoming the personal assistant of historian Carter G. Woodson. Eventually his poems called the eye of poet Vachel Lindsay, who helped Hughes publish his first official book of poems. In the mid-1920s, Hughes reenrolled in college, this time at the historically black Lincoln University. There he earned his bachelors degree and attended undergrad classes with future supreme court justice Thurgood Marshall.</p>

<p>Black history month black artists edition day 2: American poet, playwright, and novelist Langston Hughes.</p> <p>Langston Hughes was bor...

Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...