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![ww1: ugly-sugar-fruit
siniristiriita
Shit my chemistry teacher has
said in class, vol. 2
1 "Could you use heart medicine as explosives? Technically, yes."
2. "In theory, the concept that all of you exist is possible
3. "56 children were born with no arms in France. That is a bit excessive."
4. "Here's an intestine, here's pancreas, over there is a liver and here is a
danish pastry"
5. [A lecture on different methods in which bridges were constructed to be
blown up during WW1 and WW2
6. "It's unfortunate if you get an entire ham in your lung."
7. "The good thing about aether is that you don't die.
8. "Let's pick something else that's tasty. Like amphetamine here."
9. "If i tell you that carbon has three bonds, that doesn't mean carbon has
three bonds."
10. There's a french way, german way, american way and russian way. What
do we use in Finland then? Depends on who's invading."
11. "The nitrogen makes this one straight."
12. [Walks to the students' side of the classroom] "Hm. Yes. The time does
13. [Lectures on why getting scurvy has made European invaders genocidal
14. That would be a fun prank: Murder someone by sneaking 20 kilos of
15. [A long explanation of how the introduction of alcohol was an
16. [The story of how the density shifts of water and alcohol led to many
17. "Back then they didn't have any good drugs, so they had to settle for
18. "Nothing good will will come from giving your children lead poisoning and
19. "My father was born in 1918, so he was 18 in 1936, which was
flow slower on this side."
on several occasions.]
coffee grounds into someone's breakfast porridge."
improvement in comparison to drinking psychedelic reindeer urine]
murders in the prohibition era moonshine business]
aether. A few exploding serfs here and there
teaching them they re second in power from gods. Trust me, they tried."
inconvenient at the time." [Our teacher, inexplicably, looks roughly 40-45
and has at least one daughter in her 30s. Nobody fucking knows how old
he is, exactly.]
Vol. 1 here
Source: siniristiriita
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Chemistry Class](https://pics.onsizzle.com/ugly-sugar-fruit-siniristiriita-shit-my-chemistry-teacher-has-said-in-class-42492064.png)
![ww1: Glad my room is to the left. For
some reason the right side of this
hotel floor doesn't sound peaceful
← 1901-1913
1914-1918 →
To war! [1914-1918] WW1](https://pics.onsizzle.com/glad-my-room-is-to-the-left-for-some-reason-41940773.png)
![ww1: ermany
Losing ww1
[adultswim.com
[gunshots]
Germany
Losing ww1
How could the Jews do this to
US
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![ww1: THIS CHANGES THE GAME FOREVER
notthatjaded:
kittydesade:
squirtle-daddy:
hunter-rodrigez:
hebangshebangs:
badgengar:
halduron-brightwang:
immortalismortem:
liquidglue:
b just wear the seatbelt
Mmmmmmm
I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on.
Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds.
They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt.
Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk.
These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt.
This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way.
They even make ones for children too.
Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it.
And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe.
But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources.
“More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “
“Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today”
Or this one
“
The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.”
Or this
“
Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…”
“Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“
“Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“
Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead.
Wear your seat belt.
2017 and people are still trying to spread the myth that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt.
People really don’t wear a seatbelt????
This reminds me of a story from WW1
When they first introduced Helmets to the troops fighting in trenches the number of head injuries suddenly skyrocketed and people wanted to take the helmets away again.
Until they realized that the reason for this was the fact that most of these head injuries would have been fatal if it wasn’t for the Helmets.
You always need to look at the bigger picture.
Lmfao ya rather save ya tiddies than go flying through the fucking windshield some of you guys are crazy
Flying through windshields will also disembowel you and cut off your tits. I’m just saying.
I was in a single car accident years back in my first car. If it weren’t for a tree ‘catching’ me I probably would’ve gone rolling.
I was wearing a seatbelt. I climbed out of the car (out of the sunroof, actually, because the doors were jammed).
The police that stopped and helped me basically said they’d seen people NOT climb out of accidents like that (and lesser ones!) because they’d not been wearing their seatbelts when it happened.
Wear your damn seatbelts, people.](https://pics.onsizzle.com/this-changes-the-game-forever-notthatjaded-kittydesade-squirtle-daddy-hunter-rodrigez-hebangshebangs-42880992.png)
