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Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions. Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like. s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the What i hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're confident that this is temporary MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and dumping just in case Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free. 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it. amiliar?: That's your nurse are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times <p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p> </blockquote> <p>The last one πŸ˜‚</p> </blockquote> <p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p> </blockquote>
Best Friend, Drinking, and Family: READ THIS
 Hi Jo, you've lost your short term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your
 memory right now only lasts about 5 minutes, so you're continually asking the same questions.
 Where am 12: You're in the ICU atyes, this is the hospital you like.
 s today/How long have I been sick?: Today is Tuesday May 31, 2011. You've been in the
 What i
 hospital since Monday May 30, 2011 at 1pm. You started feeling weird Sunday night after getting
 back from the campgrounds with your brother and father. You were also dehydrated during the
 weekend, and drinking pedialyte. You were vomiting, had a terrible headache, and were not able
 to be aroused (lolz whats new?) when you fell asleep. You also were running a fever
 What's wrong with me?: You have an infection. Your biggest symptom right now is short ternm
 memory loss and confusion. You're able to hold a conversation, but you go through the same
 series of questions again and again. It's like 50 First Dates. They're not sure right now, but
 they've ruled a lot of stuff out. It could be meningitis, which can cause memory loss and some of
 the earlier symptoms you had (fatigue, nausea, vomiting, headache). As of my typing this up
 (4:30pm), they did not have a diagnosis (or aswould say, diagnoses.) They did a CAT
 scan, and you didn't stroke out of have a seizure, and you haven't bumped your head so they're
 confident that this is temporary
 MENIGITIS!? How do I get an infection that rots my brain: It's airborne, and it's an
 inflammation of the spinal cord or something. It's a serious condition but everyone seems
 confident that you'll be fine when the antibiotics kick in
 Are the kids okay?: The kids are perfectly fine and they aren't showing signs of any illness or
 infection.is on formula and is doing surprisingly well on it and you're pumping and
 dumping just in case
 Does my family know2: Yes, your family knows. is flying out tomorrow and yo
 grandmother might be coming with her. No, your grandma didn't speak in tongues, but she did
 sob. You called her a dipshit. You've spoken to your mother twiceand all of your family
 has called to introduce themselves to me lol. They're being updated continually
 L have to pee. You have a catheter, so feel free.
 2: Yes, and you've known that since Friday. You get the keys on the 22d of
 June. This is the 31st of May. Yes, you for sure got it.
 amiliar?: That's your nurse
 are so fancy for a hospital room!: Yeah bro, I don't know what your
 fascination with the floors is, but you've said that like 800 times
<p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://221cbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/156366480519/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">221cbakerstreet</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunapics.tumblr.com/post/45478943574">lunapics</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingsquid.tumblr.com/post/45364692714">laughingsquid</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/friends-make-a-woman-hospitalized-with-short-term-memory-loss-an-informative-faq/">Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ</a></p>
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<p>This is the best friend a person could ever have.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>The last one πŸ˜‚</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I fucking burst out laughing at that last one</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://oswinstark.tumblr.com/post/156366552074/lunapics-laughingsquid-friend-makes-a-woman" class="tumblr_blog">oswinstark</a>:<...