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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂

Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This shy little pound pup turned out to be a big goofball once l brought her home Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer @DrSmashlove WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌
Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This
 shy little pound pup turned out to be a
 big goofball once l brought her home
 Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer
 @DrSmashlove
WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌

WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NE...

Kendrick Lamar, Memes, and Smashing: Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations @balleralert Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas. The ceremony will provide a platform for several artists to be honored for their longstanding careers and influence, as well as their work for the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ToniBraxton will be honored with the Don Cornelius Legend Award, while the R&B trio SWV will be honored with the Lady of Soul Award. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Award show will give out awards for Best New Artist, Best R&B-Soul Male and Female Artist, Soul Train Certified Award, Video Of The Year and more. In this year’s lineup, Solange is the most nominated artist with seven nominations, including best R&B-Soul Female Artist and Video and Song Of The Year for her hit song, “Cranes In The Sky.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, trailing close behind with six, is none other than BrunoMars for his critically-acclaimed and RIAA-certified double platinum album, “24K Magic.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has also been nominated for her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” competing against Kendrick Lamar, French Montana and Yo Gotti for the Rhythm & Bars Award. SZA has picked up a couple nominations for Best New Artists and Best R&B- Soul Female Artists, where she will be up against Kehlani, Mary J. Blige, Solange and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will air on BET, Nov. 26. Will you be tuning in?
Kendrick Lamar, Memes, and Smashing: Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train
 Awards With Seven Nominations
 @balleralert
Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas. The ceremony will provide a platform for several artists to be honored for their longstanding careers and influence, as well as their work for the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ToniBraxton will be honored with the Don Cornelius Legend Award, while the R&B trio SWV will be honored with the Lady of Soul Award. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Award show will give out awards for Best New Artist, Best R&B-Soul Male and Female Artist, Soul Train Certified Award, Video Of The Year and more. In this year’s lineup, Solange is the most nominated artist with seven nominations, including best R&B-Soul Female Artist and Video and Song Of The Year for her hit song, “Cranes In The Sky.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, trailing close behind with six, is none other than BrunoMars for his critically-acclaimed and RIAA-certified double platinum album, “24K Magic.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cardi B has also been nominated for her smash hit, “Bodak Yellow,” competing against Kendrick Lamar, French Montana and Yo Gotti for the Rhythm & Bars Award. SZA has picked up a couple nominations for Best New Artists and Best R&B- Soul Female Artists, where she will be up against Kehlani, Mary J. Blige, Solange and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The show will air on BET, Nov. 26. Will you be tuning in?

Solange Leads 2017 Soul Train Awards With Seven Nominations– blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Next Month, BET will kick off its 2017 Sou...

Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂
Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂

So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice crea...