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YOLO: CTRL @prodbyCTRL "I'm on my period nooo0 First of all, I eat my steak medium rare. Lay ya ass down Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, don’t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where I’m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kiss… The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldn’t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches can’t be trusted. I needed help and it wasn’t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. β€œ My turn” i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of β€œNoooo”. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.
YOLO: CTRL
 @prodbyCTRL
 "I'm on my period nooo0
 First of all, I eat my steak
 medium rare. Lay ya ass down
Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, don’t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where I’m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kiss… The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldn’t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches can’t be trusted. I needed help and it wasn’t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. β€œ My turn” i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of β€œNoooo”. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.

Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first t...

YOLO: Taking a sick day to spend time with his penguin @Drsmashlove My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
YOLO: Taking a sick day to spend time with his
 penguin
 @Drsmashlove
My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappo...