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You Are Wonderful: chilcanos: So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.
You Are Wonderful: chilcanos:
So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

chilcanos: So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

You Are Wonderful: youcantseebutimmakingaface I ended up having a really interesting con- versation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of 'clean and sober meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn't have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, 'So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn't have money/time for!' "Whatcha mean?" "You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, 'Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this' and they went 'Hell no you think I'm paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?'" And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, 'I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can't drink when you're on a horse 'cause you'll fucking die! Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it's bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it's also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I'm going. It's time. curlyhumility Jill. Jill you are wonderful. Source: youcantseebutimmakingaface #awww 43,654 notes <p>Adulting isn&rsquo;t all bad ! via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2xquSz0">http://ift.tt/2xquSz0</a></p>
You Are Wonderful: youcantseebutimmakingaface
 I ended up having a really interesting con-
 versation with some people at the bus stop
 today. They were getting out of some sort of
 'clean and sober meeting and had starting
 saying how they were so bored because they
 didn't have anything to do, and had to stay at
 home because all their old friends would pull
 them back. So I said something like, 'So this
 is the time to do all the stuff your parents told
 you they didn't have money/time for!'
 "Whatcha mean?"
 "You know, like when you were five and you
 REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that
 thing and you were like, 'Please mom please
 I gotta have this I gotta go do this' and they
 went 'Hell no you think I'm paying for that do
 you want to goddamn EAT?'"
 And this light went on in their eyes. The
 lady is going to go check thrift stores for an
 Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton
 cake decorating classes. The dude is going
 to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, 'I
 always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can't
 drink when you're on a horse 'cause you'll
 fucking die!
 Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it's
 bills and work and relationships, but damn it,
 it's also time to do the things you LIKE.
 I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water
 Gardens. I'm going. It's time.
 curlyhumility
 Jill. Jill you are wonderful.
 Source: youcantseebutimmakingaface #awww
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You Are Wonderful: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. Its like, here, lemme hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes One night stands be the worse. I clapped these set of cheeks I ran into at this one house party I went too. I don't even remember her name lets just call her L because she looked like a L and I was off the Henny and when you off that Henny Hennything is possible. I wake up the next morning in her crib cause a nigga was drained from the super sayian 3 nut that was busted the night before. So faded I couldn't remember if I pulled out or had a condom. It was too late now it's in Gods hands. I'm not worry tho if she pregnant that's a good things. Single mothers breed athletes I'll see little niqqa on draft day. I turn over and was reminded quickly of the L I took. L was talking about "Good morning Baby" woah bihhh we just met don't you think we moving too fast. ( Like I want going Donkey kong in that ass a few hours prior). I decided not to be bias and give L a chance. I start asking her about her self when she the first thing she says is she loves "Love and hip hop" every hoe loves that show and it was time for me to go. I couldn't leave without eating. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I ask L what she had to eat at her crib. She said she can whip up some Waffles and eggs. She was potentially wifey material if she could cook for a complete stranger. That shows she's into missionary work. I'm chilling in her roach infested bed on my phone. A roach runs across my screen and refreshes my IF time line. L walks in shortly after with regular wonder bread with syrup and microwavable eggs. The fuck is this? I asked her where the waffles out she said "oh French toast waffles same thing". I was ready to Seismic toss this bitch through the bed. Anybody who can't differentiate between pancakes, Waffles and French toast can't be trusted. I had to clap it up one more time for the fuckery she bestowed me. I'm clapping these cheeks with Tears in my eyes and No food in my belly. I went home right after that. Some of you are wondering if I pulled out? I did and left some of my syrup on them back dimples. I ain't shit. I'm eating waffles as you read this.
You Are Wonderful: A waffle is just a more considerate
 pancake. Its like, here, lemme hold that
 syrup for you in these convenient boxes
One night stands be the worse. I clapped these set of cheeks I ran into at this one house party I went too. I don't even remember her name lets just call her L because she looked like a L and I was off the Henny and when you off that Henny Hennything is possible. I wake up the next morning in her crib cause a nigga was drained from the super sayian 3 nut that was busted the night before. So faded I couldn't remember if I pulled out or had a condom. It was too late now it's in Gods hands. I'm not worry tho if she pregnant that's a good things. Single mothers breed athletes I'll see little niqqa on draft day. I turn over and was reminded quickly of the L I took. L was talking about "Good morning Baby" woah bihhh we just met don't you think we moving too fast. ( Like I want going Donkey kong in that ass a few hours prior). I decided not to be bias and give L a chance. I start asking her about her self when she the first thing she says is she loves "Love and hip hop" every hoe loves that show and it was time for me to go. I couldn't leave without eating. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I ask L what she had to eat at her crib. She said she can whip up some Waffles and eggs. She was potentially wifey material if she could cook for a complete stranger. That shows she's into missionary work. I'm chilling in her roach infested bed on my phone. A roach runs across my screen and refreshes my IF time line. L walks in shortly after with regular wonder bread with syrup and microwavable eggs. The fuck is this? I asked her where the waffles out she said "oh French toast waffles same thing". I was ready to Seismic toss this bitch through the bed. Anybody who can't differentiate between pancakes, Waffles and French toast can't be trusted. I had to clap it up one more time for the fuckery she bestowed me. I'm clapping these cheeks with Tears in my eyes and No food in my belly. I went home right after that. Some of you are wondering if I pulled out? I did and left some of my syrup on them back dimples. I ain't shit. I'm eating waffles as you read this.

One night stands be the worse. I clapped these set of cheeks I ran into at this one house party I went too. I don't even remember her nam...