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You Heard Me: Yes. You heard me right. I’ll take them all.
You Heard Me: Yes. You heard me right. I’ll take them all.

Yes. You heard me right. I’ll take them all.

You Heard Me: We had our lovely dog Santo for 6 years now, and I love him dearly! So to celebrate, I decided to let you all… Roast him. Yeah, you heard me. Roast this cutie like he’s a marshmallow!
You Heard Me: We had our lovely dog Santo for 6 years now, and I love him dearly! So to celebrate, I decided to let you all… Roast him. Yeah, you heard me. Roast this cutie like he’s a marshmallow!

We had our lovely dog Santo for 6 years now, and I love him dearly! So to celebrate, I decided to let you all… Roast him. Yeah, you heard...

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You Heard Me: You heard me, edgelord.

You heard me, edgelord.

You Heard Me: You heard me right.
You Heard Me: You heard me right.

You heard me right.

You Heard Me: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is heavy eye contact right there. You heard me.
You Heard Me: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is heavy eye contact right there. You heard me.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is heavy eye contact right there. You heard me.

You Heard Me: yeah you heard me every physics teacher i ever had
You Heard Me: yeah you heard me every physics teacher i ever had

yeah you heard me every physics teacher i ever had

You Heard Me: you heard me "Ikea"
You Heard Me: you heard me "Ikea"

you heard me "Ikea"

You Heard Me: AITA for getting an aboriginal woman in trouble? | (25F) am half black, half Canadian aboriginal. I am light skinned with 3A type hair. I look pretty black, hardly aboriginal. I spent my entire life defending myself to both the black community and the aboriginal community. I have to admit, I have always identified more with my black roots than aboriginal ones but since I now have a son whose father is full aboriginal, it's very important to me to embrace both cultures. This is relevant. Recently, we went to a local store in our small Canadian town that sells handmade mukluks by the aboriginal community. We wanted to get some for all three of us. It was just my son and I in the store - my husband was not with us. I go up to the register and the cashier doesn't greet me or even acknowledge me. She starts ringing up the mukluks, chucks the boxes in a bag and says "payment?" With a dirty look. I pull out my debit card and say "debit please". She then mumbles under her breath "another one trying to steal our culture". So I said "sorry, what?" And she says "yeah, you heard me. You're just like the rest of them, coming here to steal what isn't yours". Iimmediately got upset because I AM aboriginal and l'm not stealing anything. This is just as much my culture as it is hers. I didn't know what else to do, so I pulled out my treaty card from my wallet, put it on the desk, and said "I want to speak to your manager please". She turned bright red and called another woman over. I explained what happened and said I wasn't looking for anything except for comments like that to not be repeated. As I said before, I spent my entire life defending myself to BOTH communities i am supposed to be apart of. I also don't feel like I need to justify why I'm buying mukluks. The manager basically said she would deal with it. I don't know what happened to the cashier, if she got in trouble or not. But on the drive home I felt really embarrassed and now I feel like l'm TA and should've just ignored her and moved on with my day. So AITA for speaking to her manager and potentially getting her in trouble? %99 of stories that have unnecessarily artistic describing like “mumbled” “dirty look” are fake
You Heard Me: AITA for getting an aboriginal
 woman in trouble?
 | (25F) am half black, half Canadian
 aboriginal. I am light skinned with 3A type
 hair. I look pretty black, hardly aboriginal.
 I spent my entire life defending myself to
 both the black community and the
 aboriginal community. I have to admit, I
 have always identified more with my
 black roots than aboriginal ones but
 since I now have a son whose father is full
 aboriginal, it's very important to me to
 embrace both cultures. This is relevant.
 Recently, we went to a local store in our
 small Canadian town that sells
 handmade mukluks by the aboriginal
 community. We wanted to get some for
 all three of us. It was just my son and I in
 the store - my husband was not with us. I
 go up to the register and the cashier
 doesn't greet me or even acknowledge
 me. She starts ringing up the mukluks,
 chucks the boxes in a bag and says
 "payment?" With a dirty look. I pull out
 my debit card and say "debit please". She
 then mumbles under her breath "another
 one trying to steal our culture". So I said
 "sorry, what?" And she says "yeah, you
 heard me. You're just like the rest of
 them, coming here to steal what isn't
 yours".
 Iimmediately got upset because I AM
 aboriginal and l'm not stealing anything.
 This is just as much my culture as it is
 hers. I didn't know what else to do, so I
 pulled out my treaty card from my wallet,
 put it on the desk, and said "I want to
 speak to your manager please". She
 turned bright red and called another
 woman over. I explained what happened
 and said I wasn't looking for anything
 except for comments like that to not be
 repeated. As I said before, I spent my
 entire life defending myself to BOTH
 communities i am supposed to be apart
 of. I also don't feel like I need to justify
 why I'm buying mukluks. The manager
 basically said she would deal with it.
 I don't know what happened to the
 cashier, if she got in trouble or not. But on
 the drive home I felt really embarrassed
 and now I feel like l'm TA and should've
 just ignored her and moved on with my
 day. So AITA for speaking to her manager
 and potentially getting her in trouble?
%99 of stories that have unnecessarily artistic describing like “mumbled” “dirty look” are fake

%99 of stories that have unnecessarily artistic describing like “mumbled” “dirty look” are fake

You Heard Me: NOW, LET'S FIND A TABLE SO WE CAN-- WHAT'S THAT? HAVE FUN, BOYS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN? --THROWN! I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, KATARA, THIS ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE IT COULD BE FUN. ",..THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND A WAY AROLUND IT!" OOF! NICE. SIGHE CAN I HELP YOU? AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? VERY NICE. WE'RE HERE FOR TOUGH, AND THAT LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH TO ME! BuCk SLURP LANK WHOA, HOLD UP! I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE FOR FOOD WATCH IT, KID! IT'S NICE TO SEE KIDS YOUR AGE TAKE AN INTEREST IN FINE DINING. WHO'RE YOu CALLING A KID, TOOTHPICK? WHOOHOOK LONG STORY. YES, ACTUALLY! TWO FOR DINNER, PLEASE! CRANK IT UP! YEAH, BUT-- I DON'T THINK SO, KID. SNORT YOU CALLIN' MY PAL A TOOTHPICK? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! YOU BETTER STAY OUTTA MY WAY OR I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FACE! MAN, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES TODAY. THANKS... TELL YOU LATER. THE NERVE OF THAT GUY! I COULD KICK HIS BUTT WITH MY PINKIE FINGER, AND HE'S TELLING ME I CAN'T GO IN JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL? NOW I'M MAD AND HUNGRY! COME ON, LET'S GO FIND SOME STUPID, FRILLY TEA SHOP. AT LEAST THEY'LL MAKE ME A SANDWICH. I SHOULDA STUCK WITH THE TOE PICKING. BUT... LET ME HANDLE THIS. BUT, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT BEING TOUGH, YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR ATTITUDE. IF YOU WANT JERKS LIKE THAT TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, DON'T LET 'EM PUSH YOU AROUND! HEY, KID, I'D USE BOTH HANDS IF I WERE YOU! IT'S EASY TO GET-- I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, YOU LITTLE RUNT. ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE BEING GIRLY ISN'T SO BAD. MOVE IT, TINY. THERĖ'S A STEAK IN THERE WITH MY NAME ON IT. TEA SANDWICH? THAT WAS AMAZING! HE'S THREE TIMES MY SIZE AND HE TOTALLY BACKED DOWN! HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, SHRIMP! UM--WHY DON'T YOU WATCH IT, YOU... STUPID HÉAD! HOLD ON... IF BEING A GIRL IS WHAT'S KEEPING US FROM GETTING IN... POKE PLEASE. CLANK WHIRR WHIRR CLANK COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY, BUCKO! I'M LETTING YOU OFF EASY! క్ FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO EAT, PRINCESS. THIS IN'T NO PLACE FOR LITTLE GIRLS. SIGHE НЕН, WELL IT'S A START, ANYWAY. I THINK THAT'S PLENTY TOUGH FOR ONE DAY. END 146 143 142 Katara and Toph hanging out in the Fire Nation
You Heard Me: NOW, LET'S
 FIND A TABLE SO
 WE CAN--
 WHAT'S
 THAT?
 HAVE FUN,
 BOYS!
 WHAT
 HAPPENED
 TO YOUR NIGHT
 OUT ON THE
 TOWN?
 --THROWN!
 I GOTTA
 HAND IT TO YOU,
 KATARA, THIS
 ACTUALLY SEEMS
 LIKE IT COULD
 BE FUN.
 ",..THEN WE'LL
 JUST HAVE TO FIND
 A WAY AROLUND IT!"
 OOF!
 NICE.
 SIGHE
 CAN
 I HELP
 YOU?
 AND
 WHY ARE YOU
 DRESSED
 LIKE THAT?
 VERY
 NICE.
 WE'RE HERE
 FOR TOUGH, AND
 THAT LOOKS PRETTY
 TOUGH TO ME!
 BuCk
 SLURP
 LANK
 WHOA,
 HOLD UP!
 I THOUGHT
 WE WERE
 HERE FOR
 FOOD
 WATCH IT,
 KID!
 IT'S NICE TO
 SEE KIDS YOUR
 AGE TAKE AN
 INTEREST IN FINE
 DINING.
 WHO'RE YOu
 CALLING A KID,
 TOOTHPICK?
 WHOOHOOK
 LONG
 STORY.
 YES,
 ACTUALLY! TWO
 FOR DINNER,
 PLEASE!
 CRANK
 IT UP!
 YEAH,
 BUT--
 I DON'T
 THINK SO,
 KID.
 SNORT
 YOU CALLIN' MY PAL
 A TOOTHPICK?
 YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
 YOU BETTER STAY OUTTA
 MY WAY OR I'LL MOP
 THE FLOOR WITH
 YOUR FACE!
 MAN, YOU'RE FULL
 OF SURPRISES
 TODAY.
 THANKS...
 TELL YOU
 LATER.
 THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!
 I COULD KICK HIS BUTT WITH
 MY PINKIE FINGER, AND HE'S
 TELLING ME I CAN'T GO IN
 JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL?
 NOW I'M MAD AND
 HUNGRY!
 COME ON, LET'S GO
 FIND SOME STUPID,
 FRILLY TEA SHOP.
 AT LEAST THEY'LL
 MAKE ME A
 SANDWICH.
 I SHOULDA
 STUCK WITH THE
 TOE PICKING.
 BUT...
 LET ME
 HANDLE
 THIS.
 BUT, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS
 ABOUT BEING TOUGH, YOU GOTTA
 WORK ON YOUR ATTITUDE. IF YOU WANT
 JERKS LIKE THAT TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY,
 DON'T LET 'EM PUSH YOU AROUND!
 HEY,
 KID, I'D USE
 BOTH HANDS IF
 I WERE YOU!
 IT'S EASY
 TO GET--
 I'D LIKE TO
 SEE YOU TRY,
 YOU LITTLE
 RUNT.
 ON SECOND THOUGHT,
 MAYBE BEING GIRLY
 ISN'T SO BAD.
 MOVE IT,
 TINY. THERĖ'S A
 STEAK IN THERE
 WITH MY NAME
 ON IT.
 TEA
 SANDWICH?
 THAT WAS AMAZING!
 HE'S THREE TIMES MY
 SIZE AND HE TOTALLY
 BACKED DOWN!
 HEY!
 WATCH WHERE
 YOU'RE GOING,
 SHRIMP!
 UM--WHY DON'T
 YOU WATCH IT, YOU...
 STUPID HÉAD!
 HOLD
 ON... IF
 BEING A GIRL
 IS WHAT'S
 KEEPING
 US FROM
 GETTING
 IN...
 POKE
 PLEASE.
 CLANK
 WHIRR
 WHIRR
 CLANK
 COUNT
 YOURSELF
 LUCKY, BUCKO!
 I'M LETTING
 YOU OFF
 EASY!
 క్
 FIND
 SOMEWHERE
 ELSE TO EAT,
 PRINCESS. THIS
 IN'T NO PLACE
 FOR LITTLE
 GIRLS.
 SIGHE
 НЕН,
 WELL IT'S
 A START,
 ANYWAY.
 I THINK
 THAT'S PLENTY
 TOUGH FOR
 ONE DAY.
 END
 146
 143
 142
Katara and Toph hanging out in the Fire Nation

Katara and Toph hanging out in the Fire Nation

You Heard Me: the-red-jennies 5 commonevilmastermind unpretty i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as 'daddy' and makes contestants wear spreader bars dr-hollands I'm sorry what 996 לן Like A Share unpretty Whose money will be returning home to daddy? you heard me unpretty Ballistic Metal USA Follow OBallisticMetal Our General Purpose Adjustable Spreader Bar (#7002) featured on Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen INE CO BALLISTIC NETAL Ballistic Metal USA @BallisticMetal Precision Crafted Gear Proudly Made in the USA. Cockrings, BDSM, Butt Plugs, Chastity Devices, Shower Play, Spreader Bars, Bondage, Fetish Toys, Whips & Paddles 668 לן Like Share elkian #1 CAN'T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW fiskeorn @genericrevenge son-of-maglor OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!? unpretty ALL NEW #Evilicious CHEF YAKU MUST WEAR PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD MINTY CutthroatKitchen CHEF HUDA TOOLS REPLACED WITH COWBOY GEAR food kinda, yeah victorian-sexstache 479 לן Like Share victorian-sexstache @datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed gregorydickens That logo looks familiar. gregorydickens That logo looks familiar. APPROVED Prince Namor, THE COMICE CODE SUB- ARINER MARVEL COMICS GROUP 12 1 BIG PREMIERE ISSUE MAY IND. MCC unpretty WHAT 119 לן Like Share unpretty WHAT MARVEL OMICS 12 NE CO ALLISKIC OH MY GOD sylveonce This post has everything: cutthroat kitohen... bdsm gear comics. art theft... paintmeahero We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion's pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn't obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn't wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to better next time. If this guy isn't a Dom, l'll eat that spreader bar. unpretty #what a terrible way to find out your friend is a bottom strangesequitur This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle. Alton Brown is a Dom and he shows it on Cutthroat Kitchen
You Heard Me: the-red-jennies
 5 commonevilmastermind
 unpretty
 i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching
 makes it really stand out how often alton
 brown refers to himself as 'daddy' and makes
 contestants wear spreader bars
 dr-hollands
 I'm sorry what
 996
 לן Like
 A Share
 unpretty
 Whose money
 will be returning home to daddy?
 you heard me
 unpretty
 Ballistic Metal USA
 Follow
 OBallisticMetal
 Our General Purpose Adjustable Spreader Bar
 (#7002) featured on Food Network's
 Cutthroat Kitchen
 INE CO
 BALLISTIC
 NETAL
 Ballistic Metal USA
 @BallisticMetal
 Precision Crafted Gear Proudly Made in
 the USA. Cockrings, BDSM, Butt Plugs,
 Chastity Devices, Shower Play, Spreader
 Bars, Bondage, Fetish Toys, Whips &
 Paddles
 668
 לן Like
 Share
 elkian
 #1 CAN'T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO
 BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON
 MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
 fiskeorn
 @genericrevenge
 son-of-maglor
 OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING
 SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??!
 DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO
 COOK???!?
 unpretty
 ALL NEW
 #Evilicious
 CHEF YAKU
 MUST WEAR PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD
 MINTY
 CutthroatKitchen
 CHEF HUDA
 TOOLS REPLACED WITH COWBOY GEAR
 food
 kinda, yeah
 victorian-sexstache
 479
 לן Like
 Share
 victorian-sexstache
 @datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like
 your speed
 gregorydickens
 That logo looks familiar.
 gregorydickens
 That logo looks familiar.
 APPROVED
 Prince Namor, THE
 COMICE
 CODE
 SUB-
 ARINER
 MARVEL
 COMICS
 GROUP
 12 1
 BIG
 PREMIERE
 ISSUE
 MAY
 IND.
 MCC
 unpretty
 WHAT
 119
 לן Like
 Share
 unpretty
 WHAT
 MARVEL
 OMICS
 12
 NE CO
 ALLISKIC
 OH MY GOD
 sylveonce
 This post has everything:
 cutthroat kitohen... bdsm
 gear comics. art theft...
 paintmeahero
 We met Alton Brown at a show he did here
 - we paid the extra cash to meet him and
 get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have
 him sign a picture. He noticed my (male)
 companion's pocket watch, and proceeded to
 order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn't
 obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked
 no argument. So he complied. When he found
 out it wasn't wound, and so not working, he
 was deeply disappointed, and told him to
 better next time.
 If this guy isn't a Dom, l'll eat that spreader
 bar.
 unpretty
 #what a terrible way to find out your friend is a bottom
 strangesequitur
 This post just keeps going new places every
 reblog cycle.
Alton Brown is a Dom and he shows it on Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown is a Dom and he shows it on Cutthroat Kitchen

You Heard Me: So I took my sons home then stopped to get some food (I asked them if they were hungry they said no they ate already don't get on my casee) an the girl who took the order had a nice voice kind of southern which I thought was kind of weird in has a nice voice loud enough for her to hear me. So when I pull up to pay she goes wow your handsome an thank you for the compliment an I went what you heard me she went yes an for that you can have my number if you ask, I said I must decline that as I am already in the midsts of trying to make one gal smile more, an she went are you dating her I said no but that isn't the point, an then the other gal working there came over an they are both pretty good looking gals can't lie but she went is one not enough you want two numbers an I went I already have the number I wanted, I'm not looking for another number. I don't want a relationship right now I would rather spend the time to build up trust before I try to build up anything else. An she went why do all the good guys say that. An I replied I'm nor good or bad l'm just me I have to have both to be balanced all good means you can't speak of bad things from experience. An then I hear a horn go off twice. So I get my food an she went just Incase wrote it down on the receipt... but didn't realize I said she To be honest if they had given me my food for free I would've called her back but nope I had to pay. Guy I went to high school with posts things like this all the time.
You Heard Me: So I took my sons home then stopped to get some food (I
 asked them if they were hungry they said no they ate
 already don't get on my casee) an the girl who took the
 order had a nice voice kind of southern which I thought
 was kind of weird in
 has a nice voice loud enough for her to hear me. So when
 I pull up to pay she goes wow your handsome an thank
 you for the compliment an I went what you heard me she
 went yes an for that you can have my number if you ask, I
 said I must decline that as I am already in the midsts of
 trying to make one gal smile more, an she went are you
 dating her I said no but that isn't the point, an then the
 other gal working there came over an they are both pretty
 good looking gals can't lie but she went is one not
 enough you want two numbers an I went I already have
 the number I wanted, I'm not looking for another number.
 I don't want a relationship right now I would rather spend
 the time to build up trust before I try to build up anything
 else. An she went why do all the good guys say that. An I
 replied I'm nor good or bad l'm just me I have to have
 both to be balanced all good means you can't speak of
 bad things from experience. An then I hear a horn go off
 twice. So I get my food an she went just Incase wrote it
 down on the receipt...
 but didn't realize I said she
 To be honest if they had given me my food for free I
 would've called her back but nope I had to pay.
Guy I went to high school with posts things like this all the time.

Guy I went to high school with posts things like this all the time.

You Heard Me: O "O. LTE 10:01 O facebook WBOYS Dear Mr. President, I would like to congratulate you on your upcoming impeachment by the American hating Democrats. Yes, you heard me correctly, congratulations! You have achieved more as President than any other in history, and that accomplishment has caused mass hysteria in the ranks of the swamp rat Democrats. This impeachment by the party of the godless should be worn as a badge of honor, the same as a soldier hero wears the Medal of Honor. To have the party of hypocrite race baiters, providers of sanctuary to illegals who kill, the party that wants GOD removed from society, the party that let's veterans sleep under bridges as they coddle and provide for illegals, to have them say to you " You are not aligned with our principles".. should be a matter of celebration, great honor, and a proclamation that we all agree, President Trump, you are for sure not in conformity with Liberal American standards! In your honor Mr. President, after the House vote by Democrats confirms you are the enemy to all things they hold dearly, I am going to celebrate with the rest of God loving, gun toting, Constitution loving America by flying my flag continuously until your landslide reelection in November. It will be my constant reminder of the assault by the Party of Darkness on our Constitution, our nation, and our legally elected President! Once again Mr. President, congratulations on a job wel done! If I had a pin that said "I was officially impeached by Democrats" I would wear it every day with pride! People spend their whole lives wanting a chance to piss off the devil, thank you for doing it for us!!!! 4 || Congratulations, Mr. President.
You Heard Me: O "O. LTE
 10:01 O
 facebook
 WBOYS
 Dear Mr. President,
 I would like to congratulate you on your upcoming
 impeachment by the American hating Democrats. Yes,
 you heard me correctly, congratulations! You have
 achieved more as President than any other in history,
 and that accomplishment has caused mass hysteria in
 the ranks of the swamp rat Democrats. This
 impeachment by the party of the godless should be
 worn as a badge of honor, the same as a soldier hero
 wears the Medal of Honor. To have the party of
 hypocrite race baiters, providers of sanctuary to
 illegals who kill, the party that wants GOD removed
 from society, the party that let's veterans sleep under
 bridges as they coddle and provide for illegals, to have
 them say to you " You are not aligned with our
 principles".. should be a matter of celebration, great
 honor, and a proclamation that we all agree, President
 Trump, you are for sure not in conformity with Liberal
 American standards! In your honor Mr. President, after
 the House vote by Democrats confirms you are the
 enemy to all things they hold dearly, I am going to
 celebrate with the rest of God loving, gun toting,
 Constitution loving America by flying my flag
 continuously until your landslide reelection in
 November. It will be my constant reminder of the
 assault by the Party of Darkness on our Constitution,
 our nation, and our legally elected President! Once
 again Mr. President, congratulations on a job wel
 done! If I had a pin that said "I was officially
 impeached by Democrats" I would wear it every day
 with pride! People spend their whole lives wanting a
 chance to piss off the devil, thank you for doing it for
 us!!!!
 4
 ||
Congratulations, Mr. President.

Congratulations, Mr. President.