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youre killing me: "Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"
 youre killing me: "Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"

"Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"

youre killing me: "Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"
 youre killing me: "Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"

"Mom, you're killing me with this bed-time shit"

youre killing me: Do you sometimes feel like you really like someone but might just be because it can't Ugh, made no sense though yeah, i get where you're comming like you're in love with the fantasies and the could be's rather than what's the reality No Lol planner like that though. Pm more of a "do what makes you happy kind of person. 50 who cares what the outcome would be as long as you're enjoying it. o then i have no idea what you're talking about explain? I'm talking about for example you love someone who's just too far o, like physical distance?? I think distance is a variabke that could easly change, so you shoukdn't worry about it too much or ket it get in the way of something you want Do you think its still possible to the perosn person do i think what's still possible? through internet yes, of coursel but I wouldn't advise that person talking face to face is more Intimate and helps build a relationship. i think if you really love a person, it woukld eat you up inside that you wouldn't be able to actualy be there in their presence it would feel like you were constantly homesick but billions of people meet through the internet all the time, and billions of relationships have to be converted to the internet that once all the time. it's not like it's impossible I wasn't talking about loving someone over but before seeing the person it's possible for someone to love internet before they meet? yeah, if you're that in tuned with yourself that you know what you want. but that person might not be what you were expecting ater you meet them some people don't act the same when they're on the internet F'm as heartless in real life as on here f I met you inl and would have been shy when we first Why? that's just how am. I woukd've been afraid I was going to make a fool of myself in front of you you would have m shy loo... are you having girl problems? No boy problems? ijust assumed bc questions Not really I don't have any problem I was just wondering 0, окay I should probably go to sleep now. even though i don't want to go Why why do i have to go? because i have to go to that bar tender training thing tomorrow morning You got the job? yeahl i train tomorrow and saturday, and then i start working immediately. my first official day is sunday rd try to come one apple cider i fucking dare you rd make the shit out of that drink for you. even though i have no kdea what rm doing except you're not okd enough to drink in the states Idk if there's apple cider in your bar though It's usualy in pubs make sure there's aways some waiting for you, just in case you ever decide to drop by randomly always be ready what's the diference between a bar and a pub? a pub is oldish Slept two fucking hours My class is at 10 It takes me 30-40 minutes to ga there it's 9:44 Since I forgot I had Just kidding forgot I had no bus pass m fucking tired of all that School isn't for me (Even if every lazy person says that) I want to study at the récole nationale de humour It costs 15K$ to enter though In english it's something like national humor school I fell asleep on you again. sorry dude why did you only sleep two hours? what were you doing all night? wtf is a humor school? you don't need to take you're already funny classes. that's what i had to do. i was aways skipping when I had morning classes also, send me you speaking french Aternoon or not i just got back from the training thing the bar is so pretty good! i'm excited ( day? haha what did you do? School video i thought you skipped? what class was it? THAT VID OF YOU SPEAKING FRENCH Psychology I decided to make it again Record myself again do you like that imma show you how ugly i am yesterday you're going to send the vid? realized it was not that good since | had problems with my iphone and everything recorded myself again today is that a yes today I'm editing i heck yes dude Неy hello Can I lell you something THE FUCKING EDITOR or get a new editor It costs $400 then get a better computer that can run it without crashing it I wasn't saying this to show how rich I I cracked it fuck off again i already know you're poor i believe you What do you think I think is that your question you mentioned earlier? what i have the worst headache ever) Want cuddddddddis me foods and get me water. i haven't had water all day t's probably that i don't really necd food. Pm just пeedy Needy? yeah, like i don't really need it.. i Just want it because i can. i gess that would be greedy, not пeedy fucking cuddle me so hard Damn and rub my hcad while you're at it with what not my penis head НАНА WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN WITH WHAT? what are my options? Anything rub my head with your face i rub my face on everything. it's how I show my Then rub it on your bed and my tace will stay In my lol what? that made why woukd i rub my face on my bed? because you rub on everything i don't rub it on everything! only the things I love i guess i forgot to mention that. oops but then again, l do love my bed but you should still bring your face over here Do you love me? that says like, not love you saved It though You just said you rub your face on the things you love "things" you love ihy You brought me the opportunity so anyways, alex what about that video Don't try Maybe you're saying that because you don't want to say you maybe you're gnoring my pleads for the vid bc you hate me I'm still edting it I belleve you im tired) i just llek to complain |Do you love me? liki A LOT a lot? you're killing me Hah, I' sleep soon wake up at 8 and I almost didn't sleep last night stay up a little longer? thing you wanted to tell me? When did I say ted to tell something I wanted to talk about love.I mean, even if you're a virtual girl (not actually) and you could fucking be a boy. I don't think so, and even irI don't really think those things work even if you (not you) really are in love with someone, because to me feel like for some reasons we (not we) will talk less and less even if I don't really think it works, now, I'm fucking in love with me (not me) ? or for real me? In* literally. dude, I'm a fucking puddle of goop m. you've melted me. like idek what to say. rm Just smiling too hard. so all of that advice igave you and all that stuT we were talking about yeslerday was advice about myseir? oh god, i hope i gave you good advice... maybe i shoukd reread This is for Nicole. Around 2015 I fell in love with you, I then lost the chat, your name and everything related to you. I just want to know if you're doing good
 youre killing me: Do you sometimes
 feel like you really
 like someone but
 might just be
 because it can't
 Ugh, made no
 sense though
 yeah, i get where
 you're comming
 like you're in love
 with the fantasies
 and the could be's
 rather than what's
 the reality
 No
 Lol
 planner like that
 though. Pm more
 of a "do what
 makes you happy
 kind of person. 50
 who cares what
 the outcome would
 be as long as
 you're enjoying it.
 o then i have no
 idea what you're
 talking about
 explain?
 I'm talking about
 for example
 you love someone
 who's just too far
 o, like physical
 distance?? I think
 distance is a
 variabke that could
 easly change, so
 you shoukdn't
 worry about it too
 much or ket it get
 in the way of
 something you
 want
 Do you think its
 still possible to
 the perosn
 person
 do i think what's
 still possible?
 through internet
 yes, of coursel but
 I wouldn't advise
 that person
 talking face to face
 is more Intimate
 and helps build a
 relationship. i think
 if you really love a
 person, it woukld
 eat you up inside
 that you wouldn't
 be able to actualy
 be there in their
 presence
 it would feel like
 you were
 constantly
 homesick
 but billions of
 people meet
 through the
 internet all the
 time, and billions
 of relationships
 have to be
 converted to the
 internet that once
 all the time. it's not
 like it's impossible
 I wasn't talking
 about loving
 someone over
 but before seeing
 the person
 it's possible for
 someone to love
 internet before
 they meet?
 yeah, if you're that
 in tuned with
 yourself that you
 know what you
 want. but that
 person might not
 be what you were
 expecting ater
 you meet them
 some people don't
 act the same when
 they're on the
 internet
 F'm as heartless in
 real life as on here
 f I met you inl and
 would have been
 shy when we first
 Why?
 that's just how
 am. I woukd've
 been afraid I was
 going to make a
 fool of myself in
 front of you
 you would have
 m shy loo...
 are you having girl
 problems?
 No
 boy problems?
 ijust assumed bc
 questions
 Not really
 I don't have any
 problem
 I was just
 wondering
 0, окay
 I should probably
 go to sleep now.
 even though i
 don't want to go
 Why
 why do i have to
 go? because i
 have to go to that
 bar tender training
 thing tomorrow
 morning
 You got the job?
 yeahl i train
 tomorrow and
 saturday, and then
 i start working
 immediately. my
 first official day is
 sunday
 rd try to come one
 apple cider
 i fucking dare you
 rd make the shit
 out of that drink for
 you. even though i
 have no kdea what
 rm doing
 except you're not
 okd enough to
 drink in the states
 Idk if there's apple
 cider in your bar
 though
 It's usualy in pubs
 make sure
 there's aways
 some waiting for
 you, just in case
 you ever decide to
 drop by randomly
 always be ready
 what's the
 diference
 between a bar and
 a pub?
 a pub is oldish
 Slept two fucking
 hours
 My class is at 10 It
 takes me 30-40
 minutes to ga
 there it's 9:44
 Since I forgot I had
 Just kidding
 forgot I had no bus
 pass
 m fucking tired of
 all that
 School isn't for me
 (Even if every lazy
 person says that)
 I want to study at
 the récole
 nationale de
 humour
 It costs 15K$ to
 enter though
 In english it's
 something like
 national humor
 school
 I fell asleep on you
 again. sorry dude
 why did you only
 sleep two hours?
 what were you
 doing all night?
 wtf is a humor
 school? you don't
 need to take
 you're already
 funny
 classes. that's
 what i had to do. i
 was aways
 skipping when I
 had morning
 classes
 also, send me you
 speaking french
 Aternoon or not
 i just got back from
 the training thing
 the bar is so pretty
 good! i'm excited (
 day?
 haha
 what did you do?
 School
 video
 i thought you
 skipped?
 what class was it?
 THAT VID OF
 YOU SPEAKING
 FRENCH
 Psychology
 I decided to make
 it again
 Record myself
 again
 do you like that
 imma show you
 how ugly i am
 yesterday
 you're going to
 send the vid?
 realized it was not
 that good since |
 had problems with
 my iphone and
 everything
 recorded myself
 again today
 is that a yes
 today
 I'm editing i
 heck yes dude
 Неy
 hello
 Can I lell you
 something
 THE FUCKING
 EDITOR
 or get a new editor
 It costs $400
 then get a better
 computer that can
 run it without
 crashing it
 I wasn't saying this
 to show how rich I
 I cracked it
 fuck off
 again
 i already know
 you're poor
 i believe you
 What do you think
 I think
 is that your
 question you
 mentioned earlier?
 what
 i have the worst
 headache ever)
 Want
 cuddddddddis
 me foods and get
 me water. i haven't
 had water all day
 t's probably that
 i don't really necd
 food. Pm just
 пeedy
 Needy?
 yeah, like i don't
 really need it.. i
 Just want it
 because i can.
 i gess that would
 be greedy, not
 пeedy
 fucking cuddle me
 so hard
 Damn
 and rub my hcad
 while you're at it
 with what
 not my penis head
 НАНА WHAT DO
 YOU EVEN MEAN
 WITH WHAT?
 what are my
 options?
 Anything
 rub my head with
 your face
 i rub my face on
 everything. it's
 how I show my
 Then rub it on
 your bed and my
 tace will stay In my
 lol
 what? that made
 why woukd i rub
 my face on my
 bed?
 because you rub
 on everything
 i don't rub it on
 everything! only
 the things I love
 i guess i forgot to
 mention that. oops
 but then again, l
 do love my bed
 but you should still
 bring your face
 over here
 Do you love me?
 that says like, not
 love
 you saved It
 though
 You just said you
 rub your face on
 the things you love
 "things" you love
 ihy
 You brought me
 the opportunity
 so anyways, alex
 what about that
 video
 Don't try
 Maybe you're
 saying that
 because you don't
 want to say you
 maybe you're
 gnoring my pleads
 for the vid bc you
 hate me
 I'm still edting it
 I belleve you
 im tired)
 i just llek to
 complain
 |Do you love me?
 liki
 A LOT
 a lot?
 you're killing me
 Hah, I' sleep soon
 wake up at 8
 and I almost didn't
 sleep last night
 stay up a little
 longer?
 thing you wanted
 to tell me?
 When did I say
 ted to tell
 something
 I wanted to talk
 about love.I
 mean, even if
 you're a virtual girl
 (not actually) and
 you could fucking
 be a boy. I don't
 think so, and even
 irI don't really
 think those things
 work even if you
 (not you) really are
 in love with
 someone,
 because to me
 feel like for some
 reasons we (not
 we) will talk less
 and less
 even if I don't
 really think it
 works, now, I'm
 fucking in love with
 me (not me) ? or
 for real me?
 In*
 literally.
 dude, I'm a fucking
 puddle of goop m.
 you've melted me.
 like idek what to
 say. rm Just
 smiling too hard.
 so all of that
 advice igave you
 and all that stuT
 we were talking
 about yeslerday
 was advice about
 myseir?
 oh god, i hope i
 gave you good
 advice... maybe i
 shoukd reread
This is for Nicole. Around 2015 I fell in love with you, I then lost the chat, your name and everything related to you. I just want to know if you're doing good

This is for Nicole. Around 2015 I fell in love with you, I then lost the chat, your name and everything related to you. I just want to kn...

youre killing me: N l 10:36 89% Cr ges Lol I don't dislike cops Always wanted to be one of them e 9 hours ago Well as long as ure not one of the racist ones Then we can't be friends anymore and imma have to kill ya 8 hours ago Sent from Messenger Lol damn 11 minutes ago l'll still love you though 10 minutes ago Sent from Messenger While you're killing me thinking I'm racist 9 minutes ago Yup And I could always just kidnap you and hold u hostage, that's an option 8 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Bwahahhaahhaaah!!!! I wouldn't wish that one anyone!! 7 minutes ago What being kidnapped by me I'll treat you right 7 minutes ago Sent from Messenger I wouldn't want anyone to go through shit to kidnap me that's more of a curse than anything eee Ok.... "hey, yeah, sit in the cage for X amount of hours, I promise 'll be back to feed you at some point... but then it's back in the cage for you!" "Dont scream or 'll shock you with the shock collar Hahaha NO Thank you 4 minutes ago Naw I'll kidnap you and put an ankle bracelet on u and keep u in house, u can do whatever you want except leave 4 minutes ago Sent from Messenger I'd sit there and sing like annoying or ask a million questions to get on someone's nerves son 000 Lol. Damn..... 4 minutes ago Like that's gonna work on me If annoy u first lol 3 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Youd probably eventually want to rip my throat out or chop off my head 3 minutes ago Naw I'll just smother you too death 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Also, no thanks. Just get married to someone that is controlling and your ass is already on the ankle bracelet I dont think I'd ever want to suffocated 2 minutes ago I wouldn't Kno 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Never Kno til u try 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Chopped up maybe.... fuck it...but not suffocated e Just now Oh well too bad you don't get to choose Just now Sent from Messenger I have a choice! Just now Naw, I'm the kidnapper remember Just now Sent from Messenger It's called avoid you like the plague.... .then I cant be kidnapped Also, since I'm an adult... idk if it's considered kidnapping Just now As much as I sneak up on u and sniff u out like a bloodhound, oh well you'll be getting snatched up then lol Just now Sent from Messenger Write a message... Friend had this conversation with her male friend. Thinks he's joking and it's harmless. I just see red flags. Thoughts?
 youre killing me: N l
 10:36
 89%
 Cr
 ges
 Lol I don't dislike cops
 Always wanted to be one of them e
 9 hours ago
 Well as long as ure not one of the racist ones
 Then we can't be friends anymore and imma have to kill ya
 8 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Lol damn
 11 minutes ago
 l'll still love you though
 10 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 While you're killing me thinking I'm racist
 9 minutes ago
 Yup
 And I could always just kidnap you and hold u hostage, that's an option
 8 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 Bwahahhaahhaaah!!!! I wouldn't wish that one anyone!!
 7 minutes ago
 What being kidnapped by me
 I'll treat you right
 7 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 I wouldn't want anyone to go through shit to kidnap me
 that's more of a curse than anything eee
 Ok.... "hey, yeah, sit in the cage for X amount of hours, I promise 'll be back to feed you at some point... but then it's back in the cage for you!"
 "Dont scream or 'll shock you with the shock collar
 Hahaha NO Thank you
 4 minutes ago
 Naw I'll kidnap you and put an ankle bracelet on u and keep u in house, u can do whatever you want except leave
 4 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 I'd sit there and sing like annoying
 or ask a million questions to get on someone's nerves
 son
 000
 Lol. Damn.....
 4 minutes ago
 Like that's gonna work on me
 If annoy u first lol
 3 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 Youd probably eventually want to rip my throat out or chop off my head
 3 minutes ago
 Naw I'll just smother you too death
 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 Also, no thanks. Just get married to someone that is controlling and your ass is already on the ankle bracelet
 I dont think I'd ever want to suffocated
 2 minutes ago
 I wouldn't Kno
 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 Never Kno til u try
 2 minutes ago Sent from Messenger
 Chopped up maybe.... fuck it...but not suffocated
 e
 Just now
 Oh well too bad you don't get to choose
 Just now Sent from Messenger
 I have a choice!
 Just now
 Naw, I'm the kidnapper remember
 Just now Sent from Messenger
 It's called avoid you like the plague.... .then I cant be kidnapped
 Also, since I'm an adult... idk if it's considered kidnapping
 Just now
 As much as I sneak up on u and sniff u out like a bloodhound, oh well you'll be getting snatched up then lol
 Just now Sent from Messenger
 Write a message...
Friend had this conversation with her male friend. Thinks he's joking and it's harmless. I just see red flags. Thoughts?

Friend had this conversation with her male friend. Thinks he's joking and it's harmless. I just see red flags. Thoughts?

youre killing me: Wednesday 22:21 Hey! What's been the highlight of your day? Xx Wednesday 23.48 Well, I did my damndest to be adorable, time for the usual old tinder chat Hi Hannah, what a nice message! Id say the highlight of my day was getting some rump steak at a discount (can't beat a bit of rump) and hearing my son laugh during our call earlier (you can beat him tho). How about yourself then? Today 04:55 Haha sorry I didn't hear your first reply and then fell asleep!! It was a cheesy answer though Ooo discounted steak! Are you always 160km from Notts? XX Today 0720 I'm afriad I am, I thought that maybe we had matched and then you'd gone to visit distance is set to 30 miles... I think God has it in for me tbh match with a super cute girl, get to make killer reply (obvi- ously debatable , follow up strong... aaannd then she does actually live 100 miles away. I got a shit ton of up votes on Reddit tho, so I guess all things Ahh I was in London last week so l probably matched you when I was on the train A I should have known you didn't live in Notts, you can actually hold a conversation and are hot6! Ahh great work! Wow. I think I might actually And at 5'4 I'm practically pocket size for cuddles! Stop! You're killing me!!! I make killer breakfasts in bed and dessert Ok, I hate you now Own my own house, car and smash the gym 5 mornings a week. Oh and financially Mums love me I cook and bake even better You're fucking evil Do you want to set a date for The twist is you have a penis right? Nope, just a great ass I think I'm in love Sit on my face I taste amazing Oh my god, you're so cruel. I'm Hannah I'm head over heels. Oh and you are funny too! Ffs I know! ao Let me move in with you I promise to ruin your life in every way that counts. Great! Let's do this! You want several screaming orgasms a day and then cry in the corner because I'm Oh there won't be any years from this rock! I'm a psychologist, we manage own emotions very well Plot twist: you have to call Only if you spank me hard I am quite literally falling for you This conversation is over Ahh dam it ok well good luck with whatever it is you are looking for within your 30mile radius It's no good now, I'll always be comparing them to you.... I'm closing my Wow at least our conversa- tion, our potential wonderful life hasn't shattered you too much nl die alone Type a message I'll die alone...
 youre killing me: Wednesday 22:21
 Hey! What's been the
 highlight of your day? Xx
 Wednesday 23.48
 Well, I did my damndest to be
 adorable, time for the usual old
 tinder chat
 Hi Hannah, what a nice
 message! Id say the highlight
 of my day was getting some
 rump steak at a discount (can't
 beat a bit of rump) and hearing
 my son laugh during our call
 earlier (you can beat him tho).
 How about yourself then?
 Today 04:55
 Haha sorry I didn't hear
 your first reply and then
 fell asleep!! It was a cheesy
 answer though
 Ooo discounted steak!
 Are you always 160km from
 Notts? XX
 Today 0720
 I'm afriad I am, I thought that
 maybe we had matched
 and then you'd gone to visit
 distance is set to 30 miles...
 I think God has it in for me tbh
 match with a super cute girl,
 get to make killer reply (obvi-
 ously debatable , follow up
 strong... aaannd then she does
 actually live 100 miles away.
 I got a shit ton of up votes on
 Reddit tho, so I guess all things
 Ahh I was in London last
 week so l probably matched
 you when I was on the
 train A
 I should have known you
 didn't live in Notts, you can
 actually hold a conversation
 and are hot6!
 Ahh great work!
 Wow. I think I might actually
 And at 5'4 I'm practically
 pocket size for cuddles!
 Stop! You're killing me!!!
 I make killer breakfasts in
 bed and dessert
 Ok, I hate you now
 Own my own house, car and
 smash the gym 5 mornings
 a week. Oh and financially
 Mums love me
 I cook and bake even better
 You're fucking evil
 Do you want to set a date for
 The twist is you have a
 penis right?
 Nope, just a great ass
 I think I'm in love
 Sit on my face
 I taste amazing
 Oh my god, you're so cruel.
 I'm Hannah
 I'm head over heels.
 Oh and you are funny too!
 Ffs
 I know! ao
 Let me move in with you
 I promise to ruin your life in
 every way that counts.
 Great! Let's do this!
 You want several screaming
 orgasms a day and then cry
 in the corner because I'm
 Oh there won't be any
 years from this rock! I'm a
 psychologist, we manage
 own emotions very well
 Plot twist: you have to call
 Only if you spank me hard
 I am quite literally falling for
 you
 This conversation is over
 Ahh dam it
 ok well good luck with
 whatever it is you are looking
 for within your 30mile
 radius
 It's no good now, I'll always be
 comparing them to you.... I'm
 closing my
 Wow at least our conversa-
 tion, our potential wonderful
 life hasn't shattered you
 too much
 nl die alone
 Type a message
I'll die alone...

I'll die alone...

youre killing me: Those are the best?? I just don't see how asking me that question about pirates gets to know each That's all there is, I'm not CHAT I don't blame em either! ed, May AM invited you to start It shows creativity, humor, what's important to you, and your answers could easily lead to other discussions. Also... pirates? I'm just looking at my convos I have on here now, I don't remember anything from years and years haha... one about a pancake and a waffle matched with you Wed, May 1, 5 How's your week been? Humor.. Mon, Apr 29, 10:22PM Mon, Apr 29, 9:29PM What's the question you always hope they will open with? And water is important to Same as last week!) Guess you don't get my humor then that's ok! Hah Mon, Wow two identical weeks, that's impressive! What's the best thin 10: at happe Anything! Let's run away together! Look we both have two feet and a nose Hev, look what I can do! Something to get your attention:) rent type o question then: Your responsibilities are all covered, and a trip to any one country is paid for: where would you choose to go? I was alive! Why, were you're weeks incredibly unique? Mon, Apr 29.9:56PM Tue, Apr 30, 11:12AM ri, May 3, 8:40AM They were actually pretty different. 2 weeks ago I went down to Ok let's start over, here's my opening question: But that's the same type of question! you're killing me for work training for the first couple of days, and then l had the rest of the week off, so I spend some time cleaning my house, doing yard work, hosting a barbecue, and rebuilding my back 14AM Really? Asking where you would want to travel is the same as asking what five liquids you would want granted from a strange island You're trapped on a desert island. an ch. Last week though working a lot of the time, and the weather wasn't nearly as nice for going outside specific wish: each finger on your right hand can dispense a liquid of your choice, up to 1 gallon per day What 5 liquids do you choose and Yeah It's like small talk but imaginary questions? Tue, Apr 30, 11:28AM Fri, May 3, 8:44AM well I guess I've got some opening question or commen just don't have the energy to respond to every time someone asks how was your weeks (has to be a real liquid, not magic potion or something, but it can 9AM O, just differe and then copy paste every time someone asks you personalities really you re good! I don't mean to be udgemental sorry You want 5 gallons of water rather But then a different week S and the May ue 0 But you are right, that's not a very original opening question part. What's the best opening comment or response someone has used for vou? like to know what makes for a good opening question Yes Honestly something that you're making a connection between us Like pointing out something we can both connect on. Ya Well even if you had to write it out once per week, that's not all that PM Oh now you're gonna make me try to remember! Haha l can't remember it's mostly what's up, how's your day, let's see... no I'm the worst I knowf Otherwise we're just going off Tue, Apr 30, 9:45PM Well you complained that questions weren't engaging enough 9:25AM Do you have any examples o something you think would be a good to point out as a connection? Yeah those are the top three 31AM Mon, Apr 29, 10:17PM May I feel like I tried at least.
 youre killing me: Those are the best??
 I just don't see how asking
 me that question about
 pirates gets to know each
 That's all there is, I'm not
 CHAT
 I don't blame em either!
 ed, May
 AM
 invited you to start
 It shows creativity, humor, what's
 important to you, and your
 answers could easily lead to other
 discussions. Also... pirates?
 I'm just looking at my convos
 I have on here now, I don't
 remember anything from
 years and years haha... one
 about a pancake and a waffle
 matched with you
 Wed, May 1, 5
 How's your week been?
 Humor..
 Mon, Apr 29, 10:22PM
 Mon, Apr 29, 9:29PM
 What's the question you always
 hope they will open with?
 And water is important to
 Same as last week!)
 Guess you don't get my
 humor then that's ok! Hah
 Mon,
 Wow two identical weeks, that's
 impressive! What's the best thin
 10:
 at happe
 Anything! Let's run away
 together! Look we both
 have two feet and a nose
 Hev, look what I can do!
 Something to get your
 attention:)
 rent type o
 question then: Your responsibilities
 are all covered, and a trip to any
 one country is paid for: where
 would you choose to go?
 I was alive! Why, were you're
 weeks incredibly unique?
 Mon, Apr 29.9:56PM
 Tue, Apr 30, 11:12AM
 ri, May 3, 8:40AM
 They were actually pretty different.
 2 weeks ago I went down to
 Ok let's start over, here's my
 opening question:
 But that's the same type of
 question! you're killing me
 for work training for the
 first couple of days, and then l
 had the rest of the week off, so
 I spend some time cleaning my
 house, doing yard work, hosting a
 barbecue, and rebuilding my back
 14AM
 Really? Asking where you would
 want to travel is the same as
 asking what five liquids you would
 want granted from a strange island
 You're trapped on a desert island.
 an
 ch. Last week though
 working a lot of the time, and the
 weather wasn't nearly as nice for
 going outside
 specific wish: each finger on your
 right hand can dispense a liquid of
 your choice, up to 1 gallon per day
 What 5 liquids do you choose and
 Yeah It's like small talk but
 imaginary questions?
 Tue, Apr 30, 11:28AM
 Fri, May 3, 8:44AM
 well I guess I've got some
 opening question or commen
 just don't have the energy
 to respond to every time
 someone asks how was your
 weeks
 (has to be a real liquid, not magic
 potion or something, but it can
 9AM
 O,
 just differe
 and then copy paste every time
 someone asks you
 personalities really you re
 good! I don't mean to be
 udgemental sorry
 You want 5 gallons of water rather
 But then a different week
 S and the
 May
 ue
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 But you are right, that's not a very
 original opening question
 part. What's the best opening
 comment or response someone
 has used for vou?
 like to know what makes for a good
 opening question
 Yes
 Honestly
 something that you're making
 a connection between us
 Like pointing out something
 we can both connect on. Ya
 Well even if you had to write it out
 once per week, that's not all that
 PM
 Oh now you're gonna make
 me try to remember! Haha l
 can't remember it's mostly
 what's up, how's your day,
 let's see...
 no
 I'm the worst I knowf
 Otherwise we're just going off
 Tue, Apr 30, 9:45PM
 Well you complained that
 questions weren't engaging
 enough
 9:25AM
 Do you have any examples o
 something you think would be a
 good to point out as a connection?
 Yeah those are the top three
 31AM
 Mon, Apr 29, 10:17PM
 May
I feel like I tried at least.

I feel like I tried at least.