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Candy, Yeah, and Flight: Erik Hane @erikhane Just watched a flight attendant open a Twix and say, quietly to herself, "Candy for Mandy." Hell yeah Mandy. Treat yourself Treat yourself

Treat yourself

Club, Homie, and Black: When you can feel yourself starting to black out at the club and turn to your homie for help but he's blacking out too Help me , I’m almost …

Help me , I’m almost …

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Beautiful, Fall, and Kimbo Slice: Kimbo slice @Keneilwe No one wants to really hear it but lasting relationships include a lot of forgiveness. a-smol-gayologist: cozyhotpapi: goldenpoc: rubydat98: zionsun: badgyal-k: princessfailureee: caramelanin: and patience and compromise. and learning. Giving up pride ^^^ And communicating. forgiving what exactly? Forgiving the fact that they’re people who are working through their past, like you, and will occasionally project their past traumas on you the way you might with them. Forgiving yourself, because growth takes time, and learning to be a pair is more work than just being on your own. Having partners you trust to forgive those moments where you might fall, help you back up and move forward, in my opinion, builds up the trust and love you need for a thriving relationship. That last comment was beautiful.

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Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: did you know? There are pencils that turn into plants when you're done using them Their erasers are replaced with seed capsules, allowing you to stick them into soil and sprout yourself a new plant once they're too short to write with. PHOTO: SPROUTWORLD DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM did-you-kno: There are pencils that turn into plants when you’re done using them. The ‘Sprout Pencil’ is the first sustainable pencil in the world that can be planted after use. “We have chosen the seeds for our pencils with great care, and they germinate quickly: i.e. within 1-3 weeks, depending on the seed variety. Most plants can be grown both indoors and outdoors.” It’s made of natural materials: the body is cedar wood, and the “lead” is a mixture of clay and graphite. Sprout pencils are available in 22 varieties, including sunflower, mint, lavender, sage, forget-me-not, cherry tomato, sweet pea, cilantro, and wild strawberry. What to do “When the Sprout Pencil has become too short to write with, it is ready to be planted. Follow the simple instructions below and see your Sprout pencil sprout.” They are also available in the colored pencil variety, which makes me oh-so-happy! Source

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Life, Date, and Her: *on a first date* Her: so tell me about yourself Me: Contents [hide] 1 Early Life 2 The First Disaster 3 Additional Disasters

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Fresh, Air, and Soldier: Me: Goes outside for fresh air. Everyone else in the trench: u/Jashoa Do you want to get yourself killed soldier?!

Do you want to get yourself killed soldier?!

Memes, 🤖, and Working: Six months from now vou can be in a completely different place mentally spiritually, and financially. Keep working and believing in yourself. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

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Dank, Ex's, and Memes: FITNESS TIP: Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat the whole cake instead of a slice. Burn your ex's house down. I believe in you deceity: This is sending so many mixed messages. Push yourself.. by thepesboysrock MORE MEMES

Push yourself.. by thepesboysrock MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: 0 LITERALLY JUST COMPLETE THE SINGLE TASK YOU'RESUPPOSED TO GET DONE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF LATER 0 0 AKE-CLARK TUMBLR me irl by what_r_u_whereing MORE MEMES

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Bank, House, and Humble: NO MAtFER HoW BIG YOUR HOUSE IS, HOw RECENT YOUR CAR IS, Hou BIG YOUR BANK ACOUNT rs OUR GRAVES WILL BE THE SAME SI2E STAY HUMBLE. Speak for yourself Peasant Speak for yourself peasant.

Speak for yourself peasant.

Cute, Duck, and Today: ANIMAS REMEMBER TO PRACTICE SELF CARE. YOU LOOK CUTE TODAY. 1y CONFRONT THE DARKNESS WITHIN YOURSELF AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS, BATHED IN THE VISCERA OF YOUR INNER DEMONS, BORN ANEW. IM SCARED OF THE DUCK. 스 m, SHEN COMIX Witty dump pun

Witty dump pun

Brain, Okay, and Make: My brain: Eat Me: Okay, what should we make? My brain: No make!! Only eat. Describe yourself in 3 sentences

Describe yourself in 3 sentences

Fucking, Gif, and God: lubricates richkingx: lulu-lahotpockets: 2019alreadycominforme: ntrtloveless: magicredhead: thedivinepineapple: the-pump-king: sleepy-psyduck: thedivinepineapple: lubricates: INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN Shaggy got thicc I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself. Thicc shaggy is a religion Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please. I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?! Reblog if you have bigger tits than god I CANNOT DEAL WITH YALL!! PLEASE SEEK THE LORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Hello, yes? Inquisition? I demand an Exterminatus on this Post

$Fucking, Gif, and God: lubricates richkingx: lulu-lahotpockets: 2019alreadycominforme: ntrtloveless: magicredhead: thedivinepineapple: the-pump-king: sleepy-psyduck: thedivinepineapple: lubricates: INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN Shaggy got thicc I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself. Thicc shaggy is a religion Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please. I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?! Reblog if you have bigger tits than god I CANNOT DEAL WITH YALL!! PLEASE SEEK THE LORD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Hello, yes? Inquisition? I demand an Exterminatus on this Post$