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    Zigzag: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark
 July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago
 Source: jtoday
 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR
 PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how
 many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why
 don't they ever cut the back of their arm or
 their leg or something omfg"
 me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for
 some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over
 lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF
 GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG
 IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid
 that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your
 damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
 (via jtoday
 and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the
 hospital
 (via panconkiwi)
 That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
 (via gallifrey-feels)
 There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn
 it.
 (via intheforestofthenight)
 yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies
 at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT
 GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF
 CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY
 THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS
 (via pterriblepterodactyls)
 Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any
 reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints
 dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place
 (via dawnpuppet)
 If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN
 ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE
 SIDE
 (via takshammy)
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                Zigzag: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark
 July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago
 Source: jtoday
 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR
 PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how
 many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why
 don't they ever cut the back of their arm or
 their leg or something omfg"
 me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for
 some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over
 lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF
 GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG
 IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid
 that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your
 damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
 (via jtoday
 and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the
 hospital
 (via panconkiwi)
 That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
 (via gallifrey-feels)
 There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn
 it.
 (via intheforestofthenight)
 yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies
 at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT
 GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF
 CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY
 THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS
 (via pterriblepterodactyls)
 Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any
 reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints
 dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place
 (via dawnpuppet)
 If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN
 ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE
 SIDE
 (via takshammy)
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