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Zoomies: Puppo w the zoomies takes a tumble (via: @harleytheenglishcreamgolden)
Zoomies: Puppo w the zoomies takes a tumble (via: @harleytheenglishcreamgolden)

Puppo w the zoomies takes a tumble (via: @harleytheenglishcreamgolden)

Zoomies: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
Zoomies: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

Zoomies: C ENTAIAN thenatsdorf: Mini horse zoomies. (via randrranchminis)
Zoomies: C ENTAIAN thenatsdorf: Mini horse zoomies. (via randrranchminis)

thenatsdorf: Mini horse zoomies. (via randrranchminis)

Zoomies: paranomosaic-potato: bloom-a-blog: Baby Giraffe zoomies They look so stupid and cute
Zoomies: paranomosaic-potato: bloom-a-blog: Baby Giraffe zoomies They look so stupid and cute

paranomosaic-potato: bloom-a-blog: Baby Giraffe zoomies They look so stupid and cute

Zoomies: Underwater zoomies
Zoomies: Underwater zoomies

Underwater zoomies

Zoomies: 10 year old zoomies
Zoomies: 10 year old zoomies

10 year old zoomies

Zoomies: Baby giraffe having the zoomies
Zoomies: Baby giraffe having the zoomies

Baby giraffe having the zoomies

Zoomies: First time with the sprinkler zoomies
Zoomies: First time with the sprinkler zoomies

First time with the sprinkler zoomies

Zoomies: Kinda sad but still adorable zombies at a pet store!
Zoomies: Kinda sad but still adorable zombies at a pet store!

Kinda sad but still adorable zombies at a pet store!

Zoomies: Zoomies because she finally got to see us again after 4 months
Zoomies: Zoomies because she finally got to see us again after 4 months

Zoomies because she finally got to see us again after 4 months

Zoomies: bloom-a-blog:Baby Giraffe zoomies
Zoomies: bloom-a-blog:Baby Giraffe zoomies

bloom-a-blog:Baby Giraffe zoomies

Zoomies: Snow doggo's zoomies on his first road trip
Zoomies: Snow doggo's zoomies on his first road trip

Snow doggo's zoomies on his first road trip

Zoomies: Bunny zoomies
Zoomies: Bunny zoomies

Bunny zoomies

Zoomies: Happy to be adopted Zoomies
Zoomies: Happy to be adopted Zoomies

Happy to be adopted Zoomies

Zoomies: Snow zoomies
Zoomies: Snow zoomies

Snow zoomies

Zoomies: Floppy pupper and big doggo zoomies
Zoomies: Floppy pupper and big doggo zoomies

Floppy pupper and big doggo zoomies

Zoomies: vet-and-wild The weird wavs l 've accidentally trained my cat to wake me up I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've created the most bizarre alarm 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go back to sleep. 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly. That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot ignore it and he stops pretty fast. 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't even know how he started this one, but one day I was lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to do this. Little punk. l think Pavlov is laughing at me clickercake Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot clickerpunk Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something.. The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im awake.. Damn smart cats Source: vet-and-wild 287 notes Cat training
Zoomies: vet-and-wild The weird wavs l 've accidentally trained my cat to wake me up I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've created the most bizarre alarm 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go back to sleep. 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly. That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot ignore it and he stops pretty fast. 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't even know how he started this one, but one day I was lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to do this. Little punk. l think Pavlov is laughing at me clickercake Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot clickerpunk Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something.. The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im awake.. Damn smart cats Source: vet-and-wild 287 notes Cat training

Cat training

Zoomies: After bath zoomied
Zoomies: After bath zoomied

After bath zoomied

Zoomies: Beach zoomies
Zoomies: Beach zoomies

Beach zoomies

Zoomies: My greyhound only has 2 settings: 1) asleep, and 2) this.
Zoomies: My greyhound only has 2 settings: 1) asleep, and 2) this.

My greyhound only has 2 settings: 1) asleep, and 2) this.

Zoomies: Morning ZoomZooms
Zoomies: Morning ZoomZooms

Morning ZoomZooms

Zoomies: The beast is out of control!
Zoomies: The beast is out of control!

The beast is out of control!

Zoomies: Someone loves to play
Zoomies: Someone loves to play

Someone loves to play

Zoomies: Exotic Zoomies
Zoomies: Exotic Zoomies

Exotic Zoomies

Zoomies: Blind cat zoomies are pretty good too
Zoomies: Blind cat zoomies are pretty good too

Blind cat zoomies are pretty good too

Zoomies: Chiweenie Zoomie on bed
Zoomies: Chiweenie Zoomie on bed

Chiweenie Zoomie on bed

Zoomies: Park zoomies with this dingus.
Zoomies: Park zoomies with this dingus.

Park zoomies with this dingus.

Zoomies: Meet Oliver. Every night around 10:30 the zoomies take over.
Zoomies: Meet Oliver. Every night around 10:30 the zoomies take over.

Meet Oliver. Every night around 10:30 the zoomies take over.

Zoomies: POV zoomies
Zoomies: POV zoomies

POV zoomies

Zoomies: Thanks for treats, now watch zooms
Zoomies: Thanks for treats, now watch zooms

Thanks for treats, now watch zooms

Zoomies: First snow zoomies!
Zoomies: First snow zoomies!

First snow zoomies!

Zoomies: Even without video, you can feel the zoomies!
Zoomies: Even without video, you can feel the zoomies!

Even without video, you can feel the zoomies!

Zoomies: Late night zoomies!
Zoomies: Late night zoomies!

Late night zoomies!

Zoomies: Couch zoomies
Zoomies: Couch zoomies

Couch zoomies

Zoomies: Mass zoomies xpost r/Funny
Zoomies: Mass zoomies xpost r/Funny

Mass zoomies xpost r/Funny

Zoomies: Morning park zoomies
Zoomies: Morning park zoomies

Morning park zoomies

Zoomies: When it's raining outside and you have to do after-bath zoomies on the bed.
Zoomies: When it's raining outside and you have to do after-bath zoomies on the bed.

When it's raining outside and you have to do after-bath zoomies on the bed.